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Carra in a bit of a spat with a UTD fan and his 14 Yr old daughter

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Nobody will ever use it, and the longer you spend working on it the worse your average sprint times will get. If I were you, I'd close the ticket so it appears you're getting over the line on things and then head out for a well deserved drink.
The 'Drug Trolleys' in the NHS will depend on it..

If I don't get this task sequence right, then there will be a lot of people in pain in ST Helens and Knowsley..

Actually thinking about it, it's St Helens.. They are already in world of pain living there..

*DOWNS TOOLS*
 
The 'Drug Trolleys' in the NHS will depend on it..

If I don't get this task sequence right, then there will be a lot of people in pain in ST Helens and Knowsley..

Actually thinking about it, it's ST Helens.. They are already in world of pain living there..

*DOWNS TOOLS*
Is that the drugs trolley for the antibiotics that get handed out to lads who got a dose off their sister, then?
 
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*coughs*

I'm sorry had to update it.. You have to laugh..

United fans having a Field day atm it seems..
 
Carragher Sentenced to Death for Spitting Incident

That’s obscene that is.


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In a sensational turn of events, Jamie Carragher is to be publicly hanged in the streets of Manchester for a spitting incident following Liverpool’s 2-1 defeat to Manchester United.
The former Liverpool defender turned pundit, who has been vilified across the media in recent days for spitting at a goading United fan, will be hung by Rupert Murdoch himself.
“I’m going to be wearing a Manchester United t-shirt and a novelty Wayne Rooney mask for the execution” beamed Murdoch, who was busy trying to find a way to tap Princess Charlotte’s baby monitor. “If you’d like to attend the hanging, all you have to do is collect the 7 coupons published in each issue of The Lying Rag next week. Some lucky winners will even get the chance to spit on his twitching body as he slowly suffocates to death.”
“It’s all about showing that we at News Corp won’t stand for such debased behaviour” he continued. “As the moral bastions of today’s society, we have a duty to hack sexual abuse victims’ phones and hang football pundits who lose their rag. It’s what the British public deserve.”
Tommy Robinson, who has been appointed with overseeing the logistics of the event, explained what audiences can expect. “We want to make it a great day out for all the family” he enthused. “Aside from the hanging itself, attendees can also enjoy a hog roast, St George’s flag face-painting, pin the horns on the Corbyn and, of course, a performance from Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds.”
 
Just three years ago, Oncy was a beardy liberal, riding everywhere in his sandals, handing out flowers.

Now he’s got a bad back and drives around in a V6-powered BMW X5, knocking over cyclists on his way to peruse luxury watches
Hahaha. I'm still a beardy liberal maaaan
 
So much this.

I was driving my lad to football training today and I came up to a roundabout, and no shit there was this early twentysish cunt riding his skateboard through the fucking thing so I gave him a wide berth and continued on my way.

Glanced in the mirror and this cunt was flipping me off! I did literally nothing wrong.

I actually flicked the indicator on to pull over for a chat, and then 0.8 seconds later I thought really? You’re going to do this? You’re a fucking grown man. Let this fucking edgelord have his imaginary win and get on with your evening

If you had been on the beer all day and had a shit time would you have kept driving?
 
Well, well, well, how very unsurprising...


This is the father who filmed Jamie Carragher's spitting at his 14-year-old daughter, MailOnline can reveal.

Andy Hughes, a die-hard Manchester United fan, used his mobile phone to record the shameful incident that has left Carragher clinging on to his £1million-a-year Sky Sports job.

Mr Hughes, from Colwyn Bay, north Wales, shouted: '2-1, 2-1, unlucky Jamie lad, 2-1 lad' from his open car window after spotting the TV presenter in traffic following Liverpool's loss to Manchester United on Saturday.

He then watched as former Liverpool star Carragher launch a mouthful of spit, which hit his 14-year-old daughter sat in the car.

Mr Hughes – who says repeatedly that he 'hates Scousers' on his Instagram account – filmed the encounter with the TV presenter on his mobile phone.

In the footage his daughter can be heard saying: 'He spat on me.' Hughes asks her: 'Where did it hit you?' The schoolgirl replies: 'On my face.' He can then be heard laughing.

His daughter then burst into tears, Hughes claims. The girl's 38-year-old mother Sarah was also in the car.

He later claimed he continued to laugh so that his daughter 'did not panic'.

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Carragher, who was born Bootle, Merseyside, and is worth £15 million, has since phoned Hughes to apologise for spitting at his daughter in a 'moment of madness'.

Mr Hughes has also been spoken to by police as enquiries are ongoing into the incident.

He and his wife have urged Sky Sports not to sack the former Liverpool defender over the altercation.

He said: 'We don't want him to lose his job. It is not about that. We wanted an apology and explanation. He seems contrite.

Everyone makes mistakes, we are all human.'

Mrs Hughes added: 'He did seem extremely sorry.'

Earlier today BBC presenter Jeremy Vine said in a tweet that the person filming Carragher should be jailed for using a mobile at the wheel.

The Radio 2 host hit out at Carragher, branding his actions 'disgusting' and 'certainly sackable' but implied that using a phone on the motorway was worse as the man should go 'straight to jail.'

He wrote: 'Spitting: disgusting, possibly criminal, certainly sackable.

'Filming on a mobile while driving a car with a child in the back, on a motorway, paying no attention whatsoever to the road: straight to jail.'

A die-hard Manchester United fan Hughes idolizes club players writing '[Eric] Cantona's magic' on his Instagram account.

He also reveals he is fiercely proud of his 'Manchester United' dinner plate, on his Facebook account.




I love how he's suddenly become magnanimous, pleading for Carragher to keep his job, now he realises that people are on to him and the police might be popping by. Absolute wum.
 
'It's not turned like I wanted,' he says. What exactly DID he want? World peace? Quantitative easing? An advertising job for Apple? A sex change??

Maximum embarrassment for Carragher, zero hassle for himself, lots of back slaps down the pub, I suspect.




The man who filmed Jamie Carragher spitting at his car with his 14-year-old daughter in the passenger seat said: “It has obviously not turned out like I wanted.”

He said if he could turn the clock back, he would not have shot the footage.

He also revealed he suffered attacks on social media after his name was published online today.

Andy decided to go public through the Mirror and appeal for the abuse to stop, for the sake of his family.



What a guy. It's horrible, when you and your family get all that abuse, innit. All you lack is some fat manc laughing at you while it happens. Oh yes, that's you, isn't it?
 
What goes around comes around. What a berk. Not a single thought for the unwanted attention his daughter will get over this either, and the fact he sat there laughing after she was spat at, any father in his right mind would be outraged at Carragher. But then, any half decent father wouldn't have put her in that situation in the first place.

I bet his wife is packing her bags.
 
You reap what you sow has never been more apt than in this case.*

*maybe the guy down in Worcester(?) who wore the t-shirt to his local.
 
Sky have suspended him for the remainder of the season.

He will apparently get "the help he needs to make sure this doesn't happen again"

lol
 
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Apparently Carra's going to 'be seen' by Steve Peters. I hope that's just for PR purposes. Peters makes body language 'experts' seem like serious scholars.
 
Fair enough although that seems unlikely based on your previous story

Which one?

My original post where I contemplated confronting someone who was being a cunt? And then didn’t because I’m twice his age and remembered that I don’t get in fights especially in front of my children?
 
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