Brighton (A) Sat 14th of January

[Markeh]

Doak!

 

[Halmeister]

This will be 3 or 4

 

[Fabio]

I remember klopp early in his tenure saying setting up a defence is easy.

 

[binomial]

We're a broken club.

FSG get out of this club.

 

[Halmeister]

Anyone miss our mad donkey?

Why? He would've just been running round missing one on ones and toeying it out for a throw in

 

[Best Believe It]

Don't worry lads, I'm 100% confident we can coach our way out of this

 

[Fabio]

Why? He would've just been running round missing one on ones and toeying it out for a throw in

False hope is better than no hope

 

[Halmeister]

False hope is better than no hope

I like having no hope. You don't get disappointed by the inevitable shitshow

 

[Fabio]

We're a broken club.

FSG get out of this club.

Fsg certainly are stopping madcap spending, but let's not pretend like spunking 40m on another winger wasn't entirely on klopp and his team

 

[KopRed]

Why? He would've just been running round missing one on ones and toeying it out for a throw in

At least it was fun to watch. This is turgid.

 

[dmishra]

No, I'm too busy watching our best player dominate the game with his world class ability.

We've never had a 'best player' in a Klopp team

 

[HC]

This is as bad as we've ever been under klopp


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[davud graham]

How has he not made any changes at all when we are playing so badly. It's unbelievable

 

[HC]

How has he not made any changes at all when we are playing so badly. It's unbelievable

Because there is no-one beside Doak and Elliott to bring on

Were hardly drowning in squad depth !

 

[Holle]

This is as bad as we've ever been under klopp


Rank

He's lost it. Completely.

 

[Halmeister]

Did anyone actually think we'd get a result today? Hell, even a performance?

 

[rurikbird]

Quadruple sub coming up

 

[Woland]

Stop stressing, we'll be fine after the world cup

 

[Frogfish]

Matip has been horrendous today.

 

[KopRed]

I have always avoided criticizing Klopp.

But today, even the commentators have called it, spot on analysis. Meanwhile Klopp stands there doing nothing until it's too late.

 

[Raz]

We're a broken club.

FSG get out of this club.

This is on Klopp, not the owners. We have spent the guts of £100m on players we didn't need.
On klopp!

 

[Halmeister]

Stop stressing, we'll be fine after the world cup

The training regimen is set up to maximise the players fitness for the run in. And when we get those injured players back, and the new players adapt to the tactics, and when Nunez learns how to finish...

...we'll be 20 points behind 4th

 

[KopRed]

What a stupid yellow card to take.

 

[Holle]

I have always avoided criticizing Klopp.

But today, even the commentators have called it, spot on analysis. Meanwhile Klopp stands there doing nothing until it's too late.

Oh, he will big his players up again. How great they are and blah blah blah.

 

[davud graham]

Because there is no-one beside Doak and Elliott to bring on

Were hardly drowning in squad depth !

You could bring on anyone and they couldn't be worse than any of the players already on the pitch.

 

[Holle]

What a stupid yellow card to take.

I wouldn't shed a single tear if he'd fuck off.

 

[Woland]

Danny Wellshit is gonna break his duck in a minute

 

[Holle]

Gomez getting ready. Fuck off.

 

[Shay_K]

Joey coming in, presumably for Trent

 

[rurikbird]

We’re often overdramatic here on match thread, but in this case everyone is spot on I think. It really is that bad. What I cannot accept is how Brighton look classier than us, like a genuinely more high-caliber team, playing with patience, knowing they got us all figured out, knowing they can take us apart at will. There were other low points, but I don’t remember ever seeing genuine mediocrity under Klopp. We’re not just bad, we’re unrecognizable.