Big Football Questions

[Comical Aly]

From popbitch:

Any ideas?

All eyes have been on Big Sam Allardyce, but he's hardly the only offender in the field of English football managers.


For example:

Which manager had a habit of shagging his players' wives,
but as soon as he got bored with them (or his missus got
close to finding out) he'd transfer their husband out of his club?

Which manager charged his own club four grand to open its
new youth training centre?

Which manager insisted on a huge pay-off when he lost a
Premier League job, until the HR director showed him a set of
photos they'd got a private investigator to take of him
hoovering up gak?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

The first one is Pardew no?

 

[Comical Aly]

I thought they might all be Big Sam!

 

[manwithnoname]

First one is Pardew.

I've heard that third one before, although it might have been in popbitch ages ago

 

[Rosco]

I was going to guess Pulis for the second one, but he'd probably want 40k

 

[manwithnoname]

I was going to guess Pulis for the second one, but he'd probably want 40k

Pulls was my first guess also

The third one could be almost anyone really, given how many unlikely and wide-ranging lovers of gak there are

 

[tony]

2nd one Redknapp

 

[Rosco]

I had to look up gak.

So a manager on meth ? Someone who got sacked.

So i'm looking for someone who lost weight, was a bit delusional and got sacked ......

 

[Red Astaire]

Hang on..... What the fuck is "Gak"? Is that "Beak"?

 

[manwithnoname]

I had to look up gak.

So a manager on meth ? Someone who got sacked.

So i'm looking for someone who lost weight, was a bit delusional and got sacked ......

Gak is chisel. Coke. Lemo. Mozam

 

[Rosco]

Gak is chisel. Coke. Lemo. Mozam

Scouse dictionary is different to urban doctionary

 

[Rosco]

But i'm still saying Rodgers.

Why else would you go to Glasgow ?

 

[doctor_mac]

From popbitch:

Any ideas?

All eyes have been on Big Sam Allardyce, but he's hardly the only offender in the field of English football managers.


For example:

Which manager had a habit of shagging his players' wives,
but as soon as he got bored with them (or his missus got
close to finding out) he'd transfer their husband out of his club?

Which manager charged his own club four grand to open its
new youth training centre?

Which manager insisted on a huge pay-off when he lost a
Premier League job, until the HR director showed him a set of
photos they'd got a private investigator to take of him
hoovering up gak?

From popbitch:

Any ideas?

All eyes have been on Big Sam Allardyce, but he's hardly the only offender in the field of English football managers.


For example:

Which manager had a habit of shagging his players' wives,
but as soon as he got bored with them (or his missus got
close to finding out) he'd transfer their husband out of his club?

Which manager charged his own club four grand to open its
new youth training centre?

Which manager insisted on a huge pay-off when he lost a
Premier League job, until the HR director showed him a set of
photos they'd got a private investigator to take of him
hoovering up gak?

Like Rosco I'd say Rodgers for the last for the simple reason that only our lizard owners have the reptillian nous to obtain incriminating photos of the manager 'just in case'.

Well, I say that, but Vincent Tan would have that in the locker too. So Malky MacKay could be a contender.

 

[Comical Aly]

But i'm still saying Rodgers.

Why else would you go to Glasgow ?

Yeah, it makes sense if that young lady he married was into it.

 

[Insignificance]

Can't be Rodgers. After all those pics of him out there already I can't see that Ayre had anything more to show?

 

[leftpeg]

Pardew...they're all Pardew.

 

[Comical Aly]

Round 2....

>> Big Questions <<
Who's asking what this week?

Which former Man Utd forward
is now making his living by
selling coke? (And not in the
'signed a sponsorship deal
with Coca-Cola' sense; more
in the 'slinging chang to
friends-of-friends' sense.)



>> Northern powerhouse <<
Rising up the table

You might have wondered why
Steven Gerrard is so keen to
move back to Liverpool from
LA – but we think we know.
He's bought a house with a
spectacular dining table.

When he's ready to sit down
to dinner, his living room
floor retracts and the table
rises up to appear from the
level below.

 

[Rosco]

Dwight Yorke

 

[Comical Aly]

Dwight Yorke

It's almost like you can see who has superinjunctions

 

[Rosco]

It's almost like you can see who has superinjunctions

Does he have one ?

 

[Comical Aly]

Does he have one ?

Well I could hardly say if he did, could I?

 

[beejay]

Mickey Thomas was ex-ManU and a drug dealer, as well as laundering counterfeit currency, wasn't he?

 

[Rosco]

I love the football associate trivia btw.

Keep em coming

 

[Comical Aly]

I love the football associate trivia btw.

Keep em coming

No football ones this week but a legend got even moreso with this story...

The cold hand(job) of Death

Back in the day, Mick Jagger
was having a fling with a
society beauty. One night they
were out at a dinner party but
she felt Jagger was not paying
her the attention she deserved.

Deciding she'd try to provoke
his interest, she deliberately
turned away and only talked to
the person on her other side.
Still she got no response.

There was, she felt, only one
thing for it. So she reached
behind her back and started
to give him a surreptitious
handjob. This time, his
interest definitely swelled.

Feeling pleased with herself,
the socialite turned back round.
Sitting in that seat was another
man. Bored with being ignored,
Jagger had changed places. She
discovered she'd actually been
wanking off Alan Rickman.

 

[manwithnoname]

Popbitch Old Gold