Benteke - BOOOOOO the puns

[gkmacca]

Derek Acorah says his spirit guide Sam has just reported the deal is '89% likely'.

 

[Athens]

Derek Acorah says his spirit guide Sam has just reported the deal is '89% likely'.

His only great moment was when he declared "Mary loves Dick".

 

[Jack D Rips]

Bentekingaslongashelikes

 

[gkmacca]

He's now gone off to Domino's for a Bentakeaway.

 

[Fabio]

Its impossible to boo so many people so i'm doing something drastic

 

[cloggypop]

Oh right.

So who's the best itk now then?

Fabio.

 

[tombrown]

Its impossible to boo so many people so i'm doing something drastic

That was the Christian thing to do

 

[Fabio]

That was the Christian thing to do

BOOO

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

Mark Mc ‏@MarkmaccaMc 1h1 hour ago
Striker fails his medical..Fucking knew it

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpools-loic-remy-transfer-after-3906948 …

Am I being hugely whooshed here or has everyone missed the fact he's put a link about Remy failing last year's medical?

 

[FoxForceFive]

The former.

 

[Rosco]

Mark hasnt been right about anything for years.

Ever since he joined Twitter

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Ever since he joined Twitter

Twittenke

 

[Skullflower]

I'm going with 100% we're signing him now.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Bento

We all dream of a team of Bentos

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

A grown man using that many emojis should never be trusted anyway.

Agreed.



+ =

💩 💩 💩

 

[Rosco]

I'm going with 100% we're signing him now.

Brave call, particularly in light of all the news stories backing it up in the last few days

 

[Skullflower]

Brave call, particularly in light of all the news stories backing it up in the last few days

100% you're eating a burger right now

 

[6TimesaRed]

Benteky Fried Christian

 

[Skullflower]

Burgteker

 

[Rosco]

100% you're eating a burger right now

No. The exact opposite actually

 

[Skullflower]

No. The exact opposite actually

Thinking about eating one?

 

[Rosco]

Thinking about eating one?

No, sitting on the jacks getting rid of the one I had at lunchtime

 

[King Binny]

Mick Cannon ‏@Canno96 22m22 minutes ago
He's here but agent wouldn't let me take picture :-(

 

[Skullflower]

That's purple aki being arrested

 

[Buddha]

Why wouldn't the agent let him benteke a picture?

 

[Skullflower]

Why wouldn't the agent let him benteke a picture?

He'd already benteken pictures with loads of other people

 

[FoxForceFive]

The fuck was he going to do, take his phone by force? I doubt it. I'd have taken the photo anyway. Then legged it, depending on the size of the agent.

 

[Squiggles]

Every single pun in this thread is shit and unfunny.

 

[Skullflower]

Every single pun in this thread is shit and unfunny.

Youteke the piss?

 

[jan]

Meanwhile in Liverpool: https://www.facebook.com/robertofirmino/videos/922344131165438/