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Benteke - BOOOOOO the puns

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Same brand, £2700.


That looks like something you'd wear to one of Max Mosley's parties.
 
I'd prefer it if we just ignored the little sh!tehawk. At best, booing will have no effect on him. At worst it could well make him play better.
 
Shlongteke

Benteke's medical went on to the second day due to the length of his penis.. It had to be checked individually for drug usage
 
The Belgian striker’s £32.5million move from Aston Villa to Anfield will be announced on Wednesday following the completion of his medical.

Benteke will become the Reds’ seventh summer signing and veteran Ivorian defender Kolo Toure is excited about working with him.

“Benteke is a great player,” he told the ECHO.

“It’s much better to have him on my side than have to play against him.

“He’s so strong and powerful – we all know about his qualities.

“He’s a goalscorer but his mental strength is very important.

“I’ve played against some good strikers who are mentally weak.

“Benteke isn’t weak, he stands up for himself. No matter what happens on he pitch, he will perform.

“The club has done some unbelievable business this summer and it’s going to be a big season for us.

“I see so much talent in this squad. So much will be played in the mind.

“If we are strong mentally then I don’t think anyone can beat us with the team the manager has built.”
 
I'm just clinging onto that detailed and excellent post from the Villa fan who suggests Benteke is a far better footballer when I don't watch him play.
 
Someone on here linked a Benteke thread from a Villa forum. They pretty much all think he's bees knees.

Can only be a good sign.

It's probably the best info you can get. The Seville fans were spot on about Moreno. There's still large doubts about whether we can adapt to him and vice-versa, but I'm more optimistic about his footballing ability than I was before this saga started.
 
I'll tell you one thing for starters... If any one of you lot became a professional footballer overnight, and earned 150K a week, it's an absolute fucking certainty you'd still end up dressing like fucking clowns.

Money's irrelevent. If you've no idea how to dress yourself appropriately, then it doesn't matter of you've got a 2 grand pair of jeans or a 20 quid pair if they both look fucking heinous on you.
 
Probably delayed until today to get him and Firmino together.
They'll all be training today.

Can, Coutinho, Firmino and Benteke. Nice!
 
I'll tell you one thing for starters... If any one of you lot became a professional footballer overnight, and earned 150K a week, it's an absolute fucking certainty you'd still end up dressing like fucking clowns.

Money's irrelevent. If you've no idea how to dress yourself appropriately, then it doesn't matter of you've got a 2 grand pair of jeans or a 20 quid pair if they both look fucking heinous on you.

What do you mean 'still'?

I'm a stylish motherfucker
 
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