Benteke - BOOOOOO the puns

[Buddha]

Twitterings of problems with the medical...

 

[Skullflower]

There is deffo something up. 80% were not signing him right now.

 

[Bradley]

Got offended at the medical, things got awkward and out came Bentekken.

 

[Skullflower]

Schlongteke put everyone off their game.

 

[Judge Jules]

Bentekenforaride.

 

[Skullflower]

Mark mc seems to think it's fallen through

 

[hmmmmm1]

Second opinion being sought.


Can still see this transfer going through

 

[Jack D Rips]

Second opinion being sought.


Can still see this transfer going through

We only have one doctor

 

[Judge Jules]

If so, we'd better have a back-up plan. Striker still defo needed.

 

[superchimp]

Smokescreen for Reus.

 

[StevieM]

If so, we'd better have a back-up plan. Striker still defo needed.

Balotelli is the backup again.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I think mark is saying that out of hope combined with the absence of official news more than anything else.

 

[Skullflower]

I think mark is saying that out of hope combined with the absence of official news more than anything else.

I'm just trying to get people's pulses up

 

[gkmacca]

It's being held up because of this:

DOC: Hello, Brendan?
RODGERS: Yeah?
DOC: It's done.
RODGERS: What's done?
DOC: The medical.
RODGERS: What medical?
DOC: The Benteke medical.
RODGERS: I don't know what you're talking about.
DOC: The medical. For Benteke. Benteke's medical.
RODGERS: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!

 

[FoxForceFive]

This is from BBC sport minutes ago:

 

[FoxForceFive]

They seem to confirm it's late today it'll go through & Lambert talks as if he's gone already.

 

[Best Believe It]

I think mark is saying that out of hope combined with the absence of official news more than anything else.

Also because some people find it impossible not to say something even if they know nothing.

 

[gkmacca]

That's so - doh!

 

[Oncy]

Mark mc seems to think it's fallen through

Shit. Its definately on then.

 

[Mystic]

Benteke spotted in London.

 

[cloggypop]

I think mark is saying that out of hope combined with the absence of official news more than anything else.

Same as Brendan being sacked before Stoke.

 

[the count]

Mark mc seems to think it's fallen through

Mark Mc ‏@MarkmaccaMc 1h1 hour ago
Striker fails his medical..Fucking knew it

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpools-loic-remy-transfer-after-3906948 …

 

[Fabio]

Course he has


I heard like 6 hours ago he passed

 

[HC]

I'm confused.

I thought mark mc was a proper itk?

 

[Mors]

They said 3days ago that the doc was flying back to do the medical, he wouldn't get in until late, so the medical would run over two days. Yesterday it was reported that the medical was done, and today he had to sign some paperwork to get the deal done. It'll happen, chill your beans.

 

[Mors]

I'm confused.

I thought mark mc was a proper itk?

He allegedly had inroads to Carra when Carra was playing. Since then, his info has been ropey at best.

 

[HC]

Oh right.

So who's the best itk now then?

 

[Leo]

A grown man using that many emojis should never be trusted anyway.

 

[Rosco]

He allegedly had inroads to Carra when Carra was playing. Since then, his info has been ropey at best.

Very ropey.

He told us Rodgers was for the chop recently

 

[Oncy]

Mark hasnt been right about anything for years.