Our news usually go like this:
Liverpool completes Thiago - *Breaking News! Liverpool sign Jota!*
Possible CB in the summer - *Breaking News! Man mountain signed!*
Spurs agree fee for Luis Diaz - *Gazumped! Diaz signs!*
Thinking of new contr - *Klopp signs da ting!*
... Liverpool makes first contact for Aurelien Tchouameni waffle waffle waffle. Hmm. Not happening.
Konate was talked about for aaaaaaaaages before we bought him. Every chance this happens