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Now Spidey, I know you are trying to be funny in this thread, but please, give it up.

Epic fail.
 
I expect it's just that he thinks with his cock. Probably he pretty much has to, because he's got the brains of a houseplant.
 
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=39014.msg1058609#msg1058609 date=1266934620]
Now Spidey, I know you are trying to be funny in this thread, but please, give it up.

Epic fail.
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nope, was a serious post. there most be a reason cashley feels the need to cheat on one of the most beautiful and high profile women in the country. be it because he is bored, lonely (because she is never home) or whatever. its almost like he wants to be caught.
 
He's exactly the player we need too. Imo signing a left back should be a big priority for us in the summer.

He's the best left back in the league after Evra and is in his prime.

In saying that Cole to Liverpool will never happen anyway.
 
[quote author=franklyfrank link=topic=39014.msg1058617#msg1058617 date=1266935559]
He's exactly the player we need too. Imo signing a left back should be a big priority for us in the summer.

He's the best left back in the league after Evra and is in his prime.

In saying that Cole to Liverpool will never happen anyway.
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cole at LB and johnson at right back, you really would need two holding midfielders then.
 
[quote author=franklyfrank link=topic=39014.msg1058617#msg1058617 date=1266935559]
He's exactly the player we need too. Imo signing a left back should be a big priority for us in the summer.

He's the best left back in the league after Evra and is in his prime.

In saying that Cole to Liverpool will never happen anyway.
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and thank fuck for that!
 
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[quote author=franklyfrank link=topic=39014.msg1058617#msg1058617 date=1266935559]
He's exactly the player we need too. Imo signing a left back should be a big priority for us in the summer.

He's the best left back in the league after Evra and is in his prime.

In saying that Cole to Liverpool will never happen anyway.
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and thank fuck for that!


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are we really in a position to turn away good players regardless of their character?
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=39014.msg1058612#msg1058612 date=1266934844]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=39014.msg1058609#msg1058609 date=1266934620]
Now Spidey, I know you are trying to be funny in this thread, but please, give it up.

Epic fail.
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nope, was a serious post. there most be a reason cashley feels the need to cheat on one of the most beautiful and high profile women in the country. be it because he is bored, lonely (because she is never home) or whatever. its almost like he wants to be caught.
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You see, what you're doing there is using layman logic in relation to someone who may otherwise be seen as a narcissistic and uber-ego driven fuckwit....

To be fair, once you'd got over the first 4 weeks of jumping Cheryl everytime she moved within prodding difference, you'd soon start to see her as the pram-face she truly is below all that L'Oreal coiffing.... whether you'd then get into drunkenly jackhammering some fat hairdresser or dodgy american bint is another matter....
 
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[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=39014.msg1058612#msg1058612 date=1266934844]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=39014.msg1058609#msg1058609 date=1266934620]
Now Spidey, I know you are trying to be funny in this thread, but please, give it up.

Epic fail.
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nope, was a serious post. there most be a reason cashley feels the need to cheat on one of the most beautiful and high profile women in the country. be it because he is bored, lonely (because she is never home) or whatever. its almost like he wants to be caught.
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You see, what you're doing there is using layman logic in relation to someone who may otherwise be seen as a narcissistic and uber-ego driven fuckwit....

To be fair, once you'd got over the first 4 weeks of jumping Cheryl everytime she moved within prodding difference, you'd soon start to see her as the pram-face she truly is below all that L'Oreal coiffing.... whether you'd then get into drunkenly jackhammering some fat hairdresser or dodgy american bint is another matter....
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it would take me a lot longer than 4 weeks to get bored of cheryl but I get your point.
 
4 weeks? I cant tolerate her accent long enough on Britain's got talent, and that's only 60 minutes.
 
Their colour didn't even come into it Ibro, I think think you're being a bit wife of the mark here. It might have something to do with her status though, or could just be that he's a cunt.

Ha ha ha.

I can't believe people missed Mark's Freudian slip here. 😛

Well, Cole's banging a Liverpool secretary right? Maybe we can convince him to come play for us here.
 
Given how shit our LB options are, I'd take him.

Never, ever, ever going to happen, obv.

Real, Barca, etc.
 
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But his wife's race.. yeah.. I said it.. and I stick by it. It's the story of a white woman scorned. When was the last time you saw a footballer's wife who was any other race but white on the front all national newspapers getting the sympathy of the nation.
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How many *black* footballer's wives are there in the Premiership, you dopey fucking twat?

Don't rush to answer, let me settle into my chair......

Right. Whenever you're ready.
 
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[quote author=Brendan link=topic=39014.msg1058574#msg1058574 date=1266931024]
Yeah, if Cole had married a black woman, and cheated on her with other sisters, then the brother would've been left alone, you get me?

I wonder if the terminally hapless ibro has any opinion on what the outcome would have been if Cole was *white* and cheated on his *black* wife, with other white bitches?

The permutations are endless
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when bren sniffs blood he goes for the jugular
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Jugular? To me, Brendan is a harmless, sometimes funny, WUM who's very good at what he does (if your susceptible to that kind of thing). But he has done nothing different on this thread that he does on any other thread on this forum. He is the premiere forum troll and he knows it (his avator is just so fitting).
No doubt he's a bored guy sitting in an office somewhere in Liverpool and this forum is just a place where he can post his vitriol and work frustrations (via his phone and probably whilst his boss isn't looking).
He read my initial post and just decided that this was one of the many posts on this forum he disagreed with and thus was worthy of his infamous one-liners, from his wonderful dictionary (2005) of abuse.

Tell me the last time you remember Brendan actually disagreeing with someone without having abuse attached to the post? Don't worry, i'll wait.

Heh.. I've been around here long enough to know this.. and to get in the mud with him would be foolish on my (and anyone's part). He's got years of experience in the mud, batting away loonies.. the likes of Rashid, Kanwar and Momo. But I genuinely believe that those years have affected the quality of his own posts. Now, he's almost as much of a charicature as they were. His abusive posts are as predictable as their shite ones were. And whilst I agree with a lot of what he says on certain LFC issues (citing signature), even with that it's becoming very boring and far too predictable (the Man City match thread made for particularly cringeworthy reading).
 
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[quote author=Brendan link=topic=39014.msg1058574#msg1058574 date=1266931024]
Yeah, if Cole had married a black woman, and cheated on her with other sisters, then the brother would've been left alone, you get me?

I wonder if the terminally hapless ibro has any opinion on what the outcome would have been if Cole was *white* and cheated on his *black* wife, with other white bitches?

The permutations are endless
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when bren sniffs blood he goes for the jugular
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Jugular? To me, Brendan is a harmless, sometimes funny, WUM who's very good at what he does (if your susceptible to that kind of thing). But he has done nothing different on this thread that he does on any other thread on this forum. He is the premiere forum troll and he knows it (his avator is just so fitting).
No doubt he's a bored guy sitting in an office somewhere in Liverpool and this forum is just a place where he can post his vitriol and work frustrations (via his phone and probably whilst his boss isn't looking).
He read my initial post and just decided that this was one of the many posts on this forum he disagreed with and thus was worthy of his infamous one-liners, from his wonderful dictionary (2005) of abuse.

Tell me the last time you remember Brendan actually disagreeing with someone without having abuse attached to the post? Don't worry, i'll wait.

Heh.. I've been around here long enough to know this.. and to get in the mud with him would be foolish on my (and anyone's part). He's got years of experience in the mud, batting away loonies.. the likes of Rashid, Kanwar and Momo. But I genuinely believe that those years have affected the quality of his own posts. Now, he's almost as much of a charicature as they were. His abusive posts are as predictable as their shite ones were. And whilst I agree with a lot of what he says on certain LFC issues (citing signature), even with that it's becoming very boring and far too predictable (the Man City match thread made for particularly cringeworthy reading).
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Is this something to do with me being white?
 
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=39014.msg1058635#msg1058635 date=1266938950]
4 weeks? I cant tolerate her accent long enough on Britain's got talent, and that's only 60 minutes.
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'X Factor', get it right, FFS.
 
[quote author=DHSC link=topic=39014.msg1058636#msg1058636 date=1266939133]
Their colour didn't even come into it Ibro, I think think you're being a bit wife of the mark here. It might have something to do with her status though, or could just be that he's a cunt.

Ha ha ha.

I can't believe people missed Mark's Freudian slip here. 😛


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Ooh, me,me, I seened it !
 
It's all over the news;

ASHLEY AND CHERYL ARE OFFICIALLY SEPARATING !

John Terry exhales.....
 
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[quote author=Brendan link=topic=39014.msg1058543#msg1058543 date=1266926684]
[quote author=ibromurph link=topic=39014.msg1058403#msg1058403 date=1266885899]
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Personally I think if Cole was fcuking around and cheating on his *black* wife with other black women, hardly anyone would give a shit.

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Yeah. I bet if Barack cheats on his gummy *black* wife, nobody will give a shit.

You. Fucking. CLOWN.
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Why do you take always take a statement and think of the most extreme example to draw comparisons with? Like always? Barack Obama is not a twenty-odd year old footballer.. nor is he a sportsman. I'm purely talking about sportsmen here so save the nonsense abuse for Lucas.

I don't think you've used that one on him yet.
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Their colour didn't even come into it Ibro, I think think you're being a bit wife of the mark here. It might have something to do with her status though, or could just be that he's a cunt.
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Yes, you could be right though I still think if his wife were an ethnic woman with the same status, it wouldn't be getting 'as much' coverage not because of any perceived overt racism or discrimination but just because the story of a scorned black women doesn't sell papers and most people just wouldn't care (as I keep on repeating).
Heh.. maybe it's just the way I see the media. C'est la vie.
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=39014.msg1058680#msg1058680 date=1266944069]
It's all over the news;

ASHLEY AND CHERYL ARE OFFICIALLY SEPARATING !

John Terry exhales.....
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What?!?!?! She decided not to fight, fight, fight for this love? (c) posters all over the www.
 
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[quote author=Brendan link=topic=39014.msg1058543#msg1058543 date=1266926684]
[quote author=ibromurph link=topic=39014.msg1058403#msg1058403 date=1266885899]
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Personally I think if Cole was fcuking around and cheating on his *black* wife with other black women, hardly anyone would give a shit.

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Yeah. I bet if Barack cheats on his gummy *black* wife, nobody will give a shit.

You. Fucking. CLOWN.
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Why do you take always take a statement and think of the most extreme example to draw comparisons with? Like always? Barack Obama is not a twenty-odd year old footballer.. nor is he a sportsman. I'm purely talking about sportsmen here so save the nonsense abuse for Lucas.

I don't think you've used that one on him yet.
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Their colour didn't even come into it Ibro, I think think you're being a bit wife of the mark here. It might have something to do with her status though, or could just be that he's a cunt.
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Yes, you could be right though I still think if his wife were an ethnic woman with the same status, it wouldn't be getting 'as much' coverage not because of any perceived overt racism or discrimination but just because the story of a scorned black women doesn't sell papers and most people just wouldn't care (as I keep on repeating).
Heh.. maybe it's just the way I see the media. C'est la vie.
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Fucking funniest thing i've ever read. Your being a pleb. Stop it. Stop digging. Or just keep going...
 
[quote author=grjt link=topic=39014.msg1058683#msg1058683 date=1266944346]
[quote author=themn link=topic=39014.msg1058680#msg1058680 date=1266944069]
It's all over the news;

ASHLEY AND CHERYL ARE OFFICIALLY SEPARATING !

John Terry exhales.....
[/quote]

What?!?!?! She decided not to fight, fight, fight for this love? (c) posters all over the www.
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Haha
 
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[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=39014.msg1058603#msg1058603 date=1266934166]
[quote author=ibromurph link=topic=39014.msg1058551#msg1058551 date=1266927644]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=39014.msg1058543#msg1058543 date=1266926684]
[quote author=ibromurph link=topic=39014.msg1058403#msg1058403 date=1266885899]
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Personally I think if Cole was fcuking around and cheating on his *black* wife with other black women, hardly anyone would give a shit.

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Yeah. I bet if Barack cheats on his gummy *black* wife, nobody will give a shit.

You. Fucking. CLOWN.
[/quote]

Why do you take always take a statement and think of the most extreme example to draw comparisons with? Like always? Barack Obama is not a twenty-odd year old footballer.. nor is he a sportsman. I'm purely talking about sportsmen here so save the nonsense abuse for Lucas.

I don't think you've used that one on him yet.
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Their colour didn't even come into it Ibro, I think think you're being a bit wife of the mark here. It might have something to do with her status though, or could just be that he's a cunt.
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Yes, you could be right though I still think if his wife were an ethnic woman with the same status, it wouldn't be getting 'as much' coverage not because of any perceived overt racism or discrimination but just because the story of a scorned black women doesn't sell papers and most people just wouldn't care (as I keep on repeating).
Heh.. maybe it's just the way I see the media. C'est la vie.
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Fucking funniest thing i've ever read. Your being a pleb. Stop it. Stop digging. Or just keep going...
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Er yeah, I've said my piece. I won't overstate it.

BBC Breaking News.. they've split.. Quelle suprise.
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=39014.msg1058680#msg1058680 date=1266944069]
It's all over the news;

ASHLEY AND CHERYL ARE OFFICIALLY SEPARATING !

John Terry exhales.....
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fucking idiot he will look back on his life as he wakes up next to an utter munter and wonder why he couldn't keep his dick in his pants. I could at least 'understand' it if the women he cheated cheyrl for were lookers but there are fucking ugly.
 
fucking idiot he will look back on his life as he wakes up next to an utter munter and wonder why he couldn't keep his dick in his pants. I could at least 'understand' it if the women he cheated cheyrl for were lookers but there are fucking ugly.

Are any of them black? Hmmmm. I think Ashley Cole might be a racist.
 
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[quote author=themn link=topic=39014.msg1058680#msg1058680 date=1266944069]
It's all over the news;

ASHLEY AND CHERYL ARE OFFICIALLY SEPARATING !

John Terry exhales.....
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fucking idiot he will look back on his life as he wakes up next to an utter munter and wonder why he couldn't keep his dick in his pants. I could at least 'understand' it if the women he cheated cheyrl for were lookers but there are fucking ugly.
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I thought munter was slang for a black person.
 
ibromurph - I see your point, to a degree, but the reason this is such a *big* story is because the two parties involved are ridiculously well known in this country and have signed that pact with the devil, eg, selling the wedding to the highest bidder etc...

If Ashley was married to a white lady who was only famous because she was married to him, this would barely register.
 
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[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=39014.msg1058700#msg1058700 date=1266945903]
[quote author=themn link=topic=39014.msg1058680#msg1058680 date=1266944069]
It's all over the news;

ASHLEY AND CHERYL ARE OFFICIALLY SEPARATING !

John Terry exhales.....
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fucking idiot he will look back on his life as he wakes up next to an utter munter and wonder why he couldn't keep his dick in his pants. I could at least 'understand' it if the women he cheated cheyrl for were lookers but there are fucking ugly.
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I thought munter was slang for a black person.
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*blinks*
 
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[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=39014.msg1058700#msg1058700 date=1266945903]
[quote author=themn link=topic=39014.msg1058680#msg1058680 date=1266944069]
It's all over the news;

ASHLEY AND CHERYL ARE OFFICIALLY SEPARATING !

John Terry exhales.....
[/quote]

fucking idiot he will look back on his life as he wakes up next to an utter munter and wonder why he couldn't keep his dick in his pants. I could at least 'understand' it if the women he cheated cheyrl for were lookers but there are fucking ugly.
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I thought munter was slang for a black person.
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*blinks*
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs#M
 
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