Alan Fucking Pardew

[ILD]

Hahahahahaha

He's been sent off for throwing a head butt at Meyler. Fucking LOL.

Can't wait to see the footage and his explanation.

 

[Spionkop69]

The explanation is simple, he's a cunt.

 

[jon545660]

I bet he's not sacked over it. The media storm will be funny though.

 

[RedZeppelin III]

they need to rehire joe kinnear to handle this and steady the ship .

 

[the count]

He is a thug pretending not to be one.
A horrible prick as well by all accounts

 

[ILD]

Funny watching the prick squirm in the first interview there.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Take that!

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Yes! That was a fantastic head butt! Yes! Yes!
Doh... Oh shit! I can't do that!?

 

[dmishra]

@themn would have been great value in this thread. Where is he anyway?

 

[RedZeppelin III]

"It was just a heat of the moment thing - I massively regret it," said Pardew.
"I will have to sit down from now on because that is two or three incidents involved in.
"I didn't mean to do anything aggressive or anything but I did put my head forward and that is enough I think. It will teach me to sit down.
"It took the gloss off a fantastic performance for us. We were terrific."

 

[Portly]

they need to rehire joe kinnear to handle this and steady the ship .

Joe's waiting for the call from Old Trafford!

 

[dantes]

Howard Webb can't help but be a cunt. If he didn't stick his stupid bald head in the way something wonderful could have happened.

 

[red_maradona]

shocking stuff - jeff sterling's reaction on sky is brill too.

i would not be surprised if he could a 10 game ban (unlikely) - arguably worse that suarez bit incident.

 

[Halmeister]

He's one of the biggest cunts in the sport. Utterly loathsome creature.

 

[Woland]

Feel sorry for Pardew. He should have knocked that cunt out.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I bet he's a big great fucking shithouse.

 

[gkmacca]

Fined 100 grand by Newcastle.

 

[Hansern]

100k fine by the club. Wont be sacked.

 

[gkmacca]

And he's been fined 100,000 by the club.

 

[Woland]

Hansen saying he totally lost it. Like he got his kit off and ran at the crowd with a machete. Savage going on like he's just invaded Ukraine. Fucking benders. It was nothing.

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

Just then on MOTD they asked about never seeing anything like that before, the media have been saying similar elsewhere, no mention of Mourinho trying to gouge Vilanovas eye out?, il'd say that was worse than this.

Can't take this sort of shit seriously though, yeah it was stupid but it was also a good bit of comedy.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I'm with Woland on this one. Putting aside the fact Pardew is a bellend, it should be treated the same as a player doing it.

 

[Portly]

It was only a tiny little butt! 😉

 

[Woland]

And if I hear another sanctimonious cunt say children are watching one more fucking time I'll come round and bum them in front of their kids.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

It was only a tiny little butt! 😉

With Pardew as the massive cock, that could bring tears to someone's eyes.

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

Hansen saying he totally lost it. Like he got his kit off and ran at the crowd with a machete. Savage going on like he's just invaded Ukraine. Fucking benders. It was nothing.

Indeed, the faux outrage at things like this laughable and also quite pathetic.

 

[gkmacca]

It was only a tiny little butt! 😉

Now then, now then!

 

[Woland]

It's the same bunch of cocksuckers who say we should take a leaf out of rugby's book, while they're all gouging each other's scrotes off in the scrum.

 

[Portly]

The punishment he's gonna get, if he felt like butting Meyler, he might as well have done it properly.

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

And if I hear another sanctimonious cunt say children are watching one more fucking time I'll come round and bum them in front of their kids.

Lol, yes look at all the poor children that have been bitten and savaged this season in the kiddy leagues all because of the big bad wolf who wears the 7 for us.