I'm currently doing the same. And she's kinda into it. But One Direction are still tops with her.
My 8 year old son on the other hand despises them.
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I'm currently doing the same. And she's kinda into it. But One Direction are still tops with her.
My 8 year old son on the other hand despises them.
That's a bit like giving them cocaine to cure their heroin addiction.
To be absolutely fair to Iboneawhore, he's possibly the most embarrassingly thick specimen you'll see in football, even in this day and age. I wouldn't mind betting he actually thought he was playing against Celtic.
But as has been stated this little 1D scrote has just signed to play for Doncaster Rovers, no doubt doing them a massive favour in terms of gate receipts.
Now Agbk[djfklsdloahoir didn't do anything wrong. It was simply what happens when a big fucker who's made out of muscle and trains all day collides with a little shit made out of piss and doesn't. He'll be killed playing for Donny. Some Barnsley player will leather him into row Z in the first minute. And I'll be laughing my balls off if it happens because the one thing this challenge should have done is flag up what a stupid entitled little fuckmaggot he is and what an idiotic idea it is to play a competitive match for a league side.
Now Agbk[djfklsdloahoir didn't do anything wrong. It was simply what happens when a big fucker who's made out of muscle and trains all day collides with a little shit made out of piss and doesn't. He'll be killed playing for Donny. Some Barnsley player will leather him into row Z in the first minute. And I'll be laughing my balls off if it happens because the one thing this challenge should have done is flag up what a stupid entitled little fuckmaggot he is and what an idiotic idea it is to play a competitive match for a league side.
Rubbish!
Except he's not actually going to be playing a competitive league match. He's going to be playing against Scunthorpe Reserves. Which to be fair will probably cause him more damage.
I'm a Doncaster fan by the way, not a One Direction fan. That's how I know this shizzle.
I'm not sure that makes much difference. He's still made it abundantly clear that he isn't up to playing grown up footy. Hardly anyone is. We might take the piss out of some of the hopeless bastards we see on Saturday's but they all train for hours every day year after year. I don't think you can just jump into that.
Have you been called Nail? My sister is called Mairead and got called Madrid when she was in the states...
Boy bands just aren't up to it these days. Compare this girly nonsense to when Shanks sent on The Beatles for the last five minutes of ET in the 1965 FA Cup Final:
...McCartney...nice touch there...rolls it on to Harrison...who passes it to Ringo...ooh, stumbles, but recovers well...and plays it back to Harrison...and on to McCartney again...threads it through to Lennon...who shoots...and scores!!! Look at his drugs, just look at his drugs!!!
...McCartney...nice touch there...rolls it on to Harrison...who passes it to Ringo...ooh, stumbles, but recovers well...and plays it back to Harrison...and on to McCartney again...threads it through to Lennon...who shoots...and scores!!! Look at his drugs, just look at his drugs!!!
Yes a few times; Neel-AAAAls, Nigel, Niles, Neil, Naaall, - on the positive side, I can empathize with my daughter when she says "I wish I lived in Ireland, so people would know my name"..
Niamh is particularly baffling for people, as is the aformentioned issues with Siobhan. A mate named his kid Saoirse over here. What was he thinking! I know an Irish American Margaret who changed recently to Mairead. Love the name.
I have a cousin Siobhan in Canada. She gets See-oban. Sounds like a Jedi night.
I can remember having to explain my name in the states as well but I don't remember anything too ridiculous as my name is pretty ridiculous looking...
Agbonlohor went through him in a charity game when the 1D lad was trying to shield the ball. It was a bit unnecessary from Gabby. Yeah it's funny because it was one of the lads from One Direction just like it was funny when Sherringham cleaned out Gordon Ramsey that time. Ramsey was fair game though, he's a mouthy and an ex pro. The lad from One Direction was a 10 stone 20 year old.
It's a pity that the tackle and subsequent vomit has taken centre stage to Petrov and the actual reason for the event.
It's a pity that the tackle and subsequent vomit has taken centre stage to Petrov and the actual reason for the event.
Is this your way of gently informing us you have a Barbie fetish and you like boy bands.
I did have a Barbie fetish but it gets a bit frustrating when you have to remove the legs and hands before you can stick the doll up your ass.
Anyway, carry on...
Ramsay made that up, which was another reason he deserved the clattering.
Gordon Ramsay lied about his past as a professional footballer to drum up publicity for his restaurants, it has been claimed.
The foul-mouthed chef has been accused of cooking up a series of lies about the brief period he spent training with Glasgow Rangers.
Rangers officials demolished his boasts that he played professional football matches during three years at the club.
And a spokesman for Ramsay, 42, yesterday appeared to confirm that he has embellished his footballing past, saying:
'Any inaccuracies . . . can be explained by the fact that all this occurred nearly 25 years ago.'
Ramsay first boasted of his link with Rangers in interviews to mark the launch of his first restaurant, Aubergine, in 1994.
He said he had spent three years with Rangers but a knee injury at 18 meant he had to give up football.
He has repeated his boasts in a series of interviews, to the scorn of Rangers fans in his home city of Glasgow.
In 2002 on Desert Island Discs he told host Sue Lawley that he was spotted by a Rangers scout while playing for Oxford United's youth team. He said: 'That's how it started: Going up back to Glasgow and summer holidays and then eventually signing.'
In previous interviews he said he spent three years with Rangers, and he told Miss Lawley: 'I got my first team games. I was with the first team squad. I played three first team games.'
Good story: Ramsay, aged 18 (middle row, extreme left) in a Rangers team shot
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Describing the moment his 'football career' ended, he said: 'I got asked to go to the office on a Friday morning with Jock Wallace [Rangers manager] and Archie Knox, the first team coach.'
At the meeting he was allegedly told that he wouldn't make it as a player.
But a Rangers spokesman said: 'Ramsay was a triallist. He trained with us for a few months but then got injured.'
Mr Knox said: 'The first time I ever saw Gordon Ramsay was in 1996 when he launched his first book. But he didn't know me from Adam because we've never met.'
And John Hagart, who was Jock Wallace's right hand man, said: 'I don't remember Gordon Ramsay being at Rangers at all.'
As evidence of his time with Rangers, Ramsay has produced a team photo showing him in full kit, boasting that he played in a reserve match against Celtic.
But while the caption mentions the other players by name, Ramsay is labelled simply as 'triallist'. And Rangers historian Robert McElroy said: 'It's all nonsense.
The reserve team was really good but Ramsay wasn't even a signed player and wasn't in it.'
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