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Pesam

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Never rule out the Germans - Fuck that I'm ruling them out, they probably won't even get out of the group stage but even if they do they're going home the next match.

Brazil always do well - Fuck this an' all, they rely on Elano and Robinho! Going home early.

The host nation always qualifies from the groups - Not a chance this time around - their best player is Pienaar FFS.

A European team has never won the WC outside of Europe - Until 2010.
 
Law of averages suggest this is the WC in which the Germans are losing a penalty shoot-out.
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=40569.msg1117976#msg1117976 date=1276258461]
Again, good luck with that.
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Actually, might as well go the whole hog...............losing on penos.......to England!
 
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=40569.msg1117978#msg1117978 date=1276258522]
[quote author=themn link=topic=40569.msg1117976#msg1117976 date=1276258461]
Again, good luck with that.
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Actually, might as well go the whole hog...............losing on penos.......to England!
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Yep, definitely on crack.
 
One last one............in 18 previous World Cups the host nation has never lost the first game of the tournament - 14 wins and 4 draws............................Saffers are going down today!
 
[quote author=ILD link=topic=40569.msg1118058#msg1118058 date=1276262967]
Haha.

Never rule out Zee Germans Pesam. Never.
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That's the reason I started this thread........for about the 4th time this week I have told someone that Germany have no chance and each time I've been met with the response "never bet against the Germans" - it's illogical.

Just because some is traditionally good at something doesn't mean they always will be. I won a big bet last season on Rochdale winning at Rotherham (I think) and someone on Betfair advised me against it because "Rochdale haven't won at Rotherham for over 40 seasons!" - how the fuck is something that happened years ago supposed to affect the outcome of a current event.

To summarise ILD......ze Germans are fooked.
 
[quote author=Asim link=topic=40569.msg1118062#msg1118062 date=1276263309]
Fuck the Germans, they aint got shit
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Go on Asim !


*notes the moment*
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=40569.msg1118160#msg1118160 date=1276268600]
[quote author=Asim link=topic=40569.msg1118062#msg1118062 date=1276263309]
Fuck the Germans, they aint got shit
[/quote]

Go on Asim !


*notes the moment*
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write it down, take a picture I don't give a fuuurrrk
 
[quote author=Asim link=topic=40569.msg1118172#msg1118172 date=1276269227]
[quote author=themn link=topic=40569.msg1118160#msg1118160 date=1276268600]
[quote author=Asim link=topic=40569.msg1118062#msg1118062 date=1276263309]
Fuck the Germans, they aint got shit
[/quote]

Go on Asim !


*notes the moment*
[/quote]

write it down, take a picture I don't give a fuuurrrk
[/quote]

Is everybody on crack today ?
 
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=40569.msg1118051#msg1118051 date=1276262216]
One last one............in 18 previous World Cups the host nation has never lost the first game of the tournament - 14 wins and 4 draws............................Saffers are going down today!
[/quote]Good start then Nostradamus.
 
Germany are one of my favourites to win it.

They have a great deal of young extremely talented players that really want to impress on the highest level. Combine that with the massive amount of experience that some of the players have and its a perfect mix.
They all seem to get on very well and they have a young inspirational coach. ex players and national hero's seem to be supportive and say the right things at interviews.. They dont seem to have any pressure on them.. While Englands Pride are terrified of failure.

Goalkeepers: Germany seem to have a high number of very talented keepers and these 3 would easily make the England squad.
Manuel Neuer (Schalke 04)
Tim Wiese (Werder Bremen)
Hans-Joerg Butt (Bayern Munich)

Defenders: Boateng is very impressive and a lot of large clubs are chasing him. Last thing i heard Spurs were very keen. Lahm is a quality player and has been one of the best fullbacks in the world for some time. His attacking game and defensive game are excellent and he has years of experience. International, club level and in Europe. Mertesacker is a beast in the air and very experienced. Badstuber has had a very good year with Bayern and has impressed me a lot when ive seen him... My only concern would be in the centreback position. The days of old when it could be argued that Germany had the best centreback pairings in the world are long gone.
Dennis Aogo (Hamburg)
Jerome Boateng (Hamburg)
Arne Friedrich (Hertha Berlin)
Philipp Lahm (Bayern Munich)
Per Mertesacker (Werder Bremen)
Marcell Jansen (Hamburg)
Serdar Tasci (VfB Stuttgart)
Holger Badstuber (Bayern Munich)
Heiko Westermann (Schalke 04)
Andreas Beck (Hoffenheim)

Midfielders: The lack of experience in the middle may cause them some problems. Having Ballack would have been a huge advantage. While they may lack a bit of steel in the middle they more than make up for it in the attacking department. Schweinsteiger, Muller, Ozil, Marin and Cacau are all creative and capable scorers. Ozil has been amazing this season and Muller has been a prominant player for Bayern. Cacau was scoring for fun during the season in an attacking midfield role. One thing about every single one of them is their long distance shooting.. its very impressive and with the world cup ball we could see a lot of long range goals.
Marko Marin (Werder Bremen)
Mesut Ozil (Werder Bremen)
Piotr Trochowski (Hamburg)
Sami Khedira(VfB Stuttgart)
Christian Traesch (VfB Stuttgart)
Toni Kroos (Bayer Leverkusen)
Bastian Schweinsteiger (Bayern Munich)
Thomas Mueller (Bayern Munich)
Cacau (VfB Stuttgart),

Forwards: It will be interesting to see what formation Germany choose. Id probably play with one upfront as the talent available in midfield is excellent but they are VERY attacking minded. Gomez was signed for a stupid sum last year.. 19 million or something? He is big.. a pain in the arse for defenders and without looking classy still gets things done. Klose has been around for ages and his skill in the air is always something a lot of teams struggle with. Kiessling is a player i really like, he reminds me of a younger version of Roy Maakay. He scores a shitload. Tends to always be in the right place at the right time. At times his skill looks quite clumsy but at other times he looks like Torres on a semi decent day. Podolski.. Well, he is like a yoyo. Sometimes he can well and truely dominate and at other times he's useless.
Mario Gomez(Bayern Munich)
Miroslav Klose(Bayern Munich)
Stefan Kiessling (Bayer Leverkusen)
Lukas Podolski (Cologne)
 
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=40569.msg1118060#msg1118060 date=1276263293]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=40569.msg1118058#msg1118058 date=1276262967]
Haha.

Never rule out Zee Germans Pesam. Never.
[/quote]

That's the reason I started this thread........for about the 4th time this week I have told someone that Germany have no chance and each time I've been met with the response "never bet against the Germans" - it's illogical.

Just because some is traditionally good at something doesn't mean they always will be. I won a big bet last season on Rochdale winning at Rotherham (I think) and someone on Betfair advised me against it because "Rochdale haven't won at Rotherham for over 40 seasons!" - how the fuck is something that happened years ago supposed to affect the outcome of a current event.

To summarise ILD......ze Germans are fooked.
[/quote]

I know it was only Australia but I'm liking the Germans.
 
Quite a lot of fail in this thread!


But Paul the clairvoyant Octopus has predicted a Spain victory. It even hesitated for a long while by sitting in the middle of both boxes apparently.


Time to get money on a Germany penalty loss?
 
[quote author=gareth_thomas link=topic=40569.msg1118456#msg1118456 date=1276330020]
Germany are one of my favourites to win it.

They have a great deal of young extremely talented players that really want to impress on the highest level. Combine that with the massive amount of experience that some of the players have and its a perfect mix.
They all seem to get on very well and they have a young inspirational coach. ex players and national hero's seem to be supportive and say the right things at interviews.. They dont seem to have any pressure on them.. While Englands Pride are terrified of failure.

Goalkeepers: Germany seem to have a high number of very talented keepers and these 3 would easily make the England squad.
Manuel Neuer (Schalke 04)
Tim Wiese (Werder Bremen)
Hans-Joerg Butt (Bayern Munich)

Defenders: Boateng is very impressive and a lot of large clubs are chasing him. Last thing i heard Spurs were very keen. Lahm is a quality player and has been one of the best fullbacks in the world for some time. His attacking game and defensive game are excellent and he has years of experience. International, club level and in Europe. Mertesacker is a beast in the air and very experienced. Badstuber has had a very good year with Bayern and has impressed me a lot when ive seen him... My only concern would be in the centreback position. The days of old when it could be argued that Germany had the best centreback pairings in the world are long gone.
Dennis Aogo (Hamburg)
Jerome Boateng (Hamburg)
Arne Friedrich (Hertha Berlin)
Philipp Lahm (Bayern Munich)
Per Mertesacker (Werder Bremen)
Marcell Jansen (Hamburg)
Serdar Tasci (VfB Stuttgart)
Holger Badstuber (Bayern Munich)
Heiko Westermann (Schalke 04)
Andreas Beck (Hoffenheim)

Midfielders: The lack of experience in the middle may cause them some problems. Having Ballack would have been a huge advantage. While they may lack a bit of steel in the middle they more than make up for it in the attacking department. Schweinsteiger, Muller, Ozil, Marin and Cacau are all creative and capable scorers. Ozil has been amazing this season and Muller has been a prominant player for Bayern. Cacau was scoring for fun during the season in an attacking midfield role. One thing about every single one of them is their long distance shooting.. its very impressive and with the world cup ball we could see a lot of long range goals.
Marko Marin (Werder Bremen)
Mesut Ozil (Werder Bremen)
Piotr Trochowski (Hamburg)
Sami Khedira(VfB Stuttgart)
Christian Traesch (VfB Stuttgart)
Toni Kroos (Bayer Leverkusen)
Bastian Schweinsteiger (Bayern Munich)
Thomas Mueller (Bayern Munich)
Cacau (VfB Stuttgart),

Forwards: It will be interesting to see what formation Germany choose. Id probably play with one upfront as the talent available in midfield is excellent but they are VERY attacking minded. Gomez was signed for a stupid sum last year.. 19 million or something? He is big.. a pain in the arse for defenders and without looking classy still gets things done. Klose has been around for ages and his skill in the air is always something a lot of teams struggle with. Kiessling is a player i really like, he reminds me of a younger version of Roy Maakay. He scores a shitload. Tends to always be in the right place at the right time. At times his skill looks quite clumsy but at other times he looks like Torres on a semi decent day. Podolski.. Well, he is like a yoyo. Sometimes he can well and truely dominate and at other times he's useless.
Mario Gomez(Bayern Munich)
Miroslav Klose(Bayern Munich)
Stefan Kiessling (Bayer Leverkusen)
Lukas Podolski (Cologne)
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Gareth Thomas, take a bow son, take a bow.

Pesam- stick on the pointy hat and sit in the corner.
 
Germany ARE fucked bigtime.

Paul the psychic octopus predicted Spain to go through to the final.

And he never ever is wrong.

(Just like some posters on here.)

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