Will Suarez leave? The 2014 version

[gkmacca]

The Fifa vice-president Jim Boyce said: “I have watched the incident several times on television. There is no doubt Luis Suárez is a fantastic footballer but, once again, his actions have left him open to severe criticism. Fifa must investigate the incident seriously and take whatever disciplinary action deemed necessary.”

 

[red_maradona]

The Fifa vice-president Jim Boyce said: “I have watched the incident several times on television. There is no doubt Luis Suárez is a fantastic footballer but, once again, his actions have left him open to severe criticism. Fifa must investigate the incident seriously and take whatever disciplinary action deemed necessary.”

apparently a french player in 82 got banned for 8 games for breaking a nose with an elbow which is more serious than this.

 

[Red Astaire]

Hoddle says football can't have that, "there's kids watching all around the world" - Except the blind ones who were cunts in a previous life.

Fucking LOL!

 

[Leo]

It's a pity it wasn't Germany and Phillipe Lahm.
Shoulder of Lahm would have been excellent.

 

[Ossi]

Will it even be possible for Suarez to stay? I mean if he thinks media has been "unfair" previously. I guess biting Chiellini won't increase his value.

 

[iseered]

I can't wait to troll all the people at work. I will defend him to the hilt.

 

[Dreambeliever]

So stupid, maybe he did it to get a move away like he did at Ajax

 

[mark1975]

The blues are out in force in typical holier than thou fashion, condemning him. Nothing to do with the fact that he might leave, no.

 

[cloggypop]

So stupid, maybe he did it to get a move away like he did at Ajax

That is bollocks mate

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

The blues are out in force in typical holier than thou fashion, condemning him. Nothing to do with the fact that he might leave, no.

Suarez can nibble away at a dozen more players and it still wont ever come close to what Duncan Ferguson got up to in his playing days.

 

[Hansern]

Will it even be possible for Suarez to stay? I mean if he thinks media has been "unfair" previously. I guess biting Chiellini won't increase his value.

Why shouldnt it be possible for him to stay? Its 2 months until the league kicks off. A few months with goals and good performances and its forgotten.

 

[Mystic]

I wonder if the pic from Twitter is real? If so it is really really horrible.

We should get an expert on twitter to let us know, Rosco?

 

[Ossi]

Why shouldnt it be possible for him to stay? Its 2 months until the league kicks off. A few months with goals and good performances and its forgotten.

Was thinking from Suarez point of view. How many times is it possible to come back after shenenagans (his transfer talk, rascist thing and biting)? Perhaps it's easier to move.

 

[Fox]

Surely his ban should be just for Uruguay not us

 

[StevieM]

I absolutely love the way he rolled around holding his teeth after he'd tried snacking on his shoulder.

He bites who he wants
He bites who he want
Luis Suarez, he bites who he wants.

 

[Jack D Rips]

I think he was feeling his teeth after getting Chiellini's elbow in the mouth.

 

[ctlovesred]

There's no way (if the pics of Chiellinis shoulder are real) that he'll play another minute in this WC.

Just being a little contrary, but won't we need some actual evidence that those marks on his shoulder were indeed directly caused by Luis' overbite? Anyone have pictures of his shoulder pre-game? Wait, FIFA - evidence - Qatar, forget it.

 

[StevieM]

By the time FIFA collate evidence, have an enquiry and convene a committee to look in to the findings Suarez grand children will be playing.

 

[cloggypop]

I watched it with a load of Italians and they were not arsed at all. Too busy complaining about the red card.

 

[Halmeister]

Hahaha it is hilarious now like. I missed this and haven't seen it.

The only thing ruining it for me is the hypocrisy. "The worst thing in football" is it? What about slagging off disabled kids? Booting people and fans in the head? Breaking legs and eye sockets? Putting cigarettes out on kids' faces? What Suarez does is fucking hilarious.

 

[Jack D Rips]

I wonder

 

[jimmy]

Hahaha it is hilarious now like. I missed this and haven't seen it.

The only thing ruining it for me is the hypocrisy. "The worst thing in football" is it? What about slagging off disabled kids? Booting people and fans in the head? Breaking legs and eye sockets? Putting cigarettes out on kids' faces? What Suarez does is fucking hilarious.

or giving the 2022 WC to Qatar thanks to a bribery scandajl...

 

[Halmeister]

Imagine he was English. The FA would get Prince William to write them a note to look the other way again.

 

[gkmacca]

or giving the 2022 WC to Qatar thanks to a bribery scandajl...

FIFA have announced that Suarez will be their own 'canary in a coal mine' and play an entire World Cup in Qutar next year, on his own, just to see if it'll work. During this one-man tournament, he'll be wearing a special pink shirt with an alcohol advert emblazoned on the front. If he survives to the end, he'll be shot.

 

[Comical Aly]

I can't wait to troll all the people at work. I will defend him to the hilt.

Yes totally this. Brilliant.

 

[Hansern]

So stupid, maybe he did it to get a move away like he did at Ajax

Yes, he probably wants to play for Paraguay

 

[doctor_mac]

Why, in the name of holy fuck, could dreamy think he has bit someone to engineer a move away from Liverpool? How does it make sense? He is a crazy fucker, with big wonky teeth that he regularly sinks into opponents. To think clubs will be queuing up to spend 65-80 million to sign a serial biter is nuts. Yet again, Suarez's actions have probably ensured he'll stay another season at Liverpool, and perhaps the rest of the best of his career. He is a fucking nut though.

 

[737Max]

Count should have his teeth removed. Problem solved

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

Fucking LOL!

God knows who must think helen keller was in a previous life.

 

[Markeh]

I wonder

I've been unimpressed by the version with the 'damage' since I first saw it, wtf is that shape? It looks like a sparrows footprint in the snow not anything resembling a bite mark. It's pretty minor too, it could easily be confused with freckles fuck sake.

I'm not defending Suarez, it's still ridiculous but the only people making a massive deal are the media and my united supported mates that have suddenly decided to text me on football related matters after a season long break.