That is fucking brilliant Leo. Proper lol'd at that.It's a pity it wasn't Germany and Phillipe Lahm.
Shoulder of Lahm would have been excellent.
Why, in the name of holy fuck, could dreamy think he has bit someone to engineer a move away from Liverpool? How does it make sense? He is a crazy fucker, with big wonky teeth that he regularly sinks into opponents. To think clubs will be queuing up to spend 65-80 million to sign a serial biter is nuts. Yet again, Suarez's actions have probably ensured he'll stay another season at Liverpool, and perhaps the rest of the best of his career. He is a fucking nut though.
We should get an expert on twitter to let us know, Rosco?
you honestly think the likes of barca or real will give a shit about this ? If anything they might try and use it to their advantage and drive the price down.
We'll sell him for £60m
Unfortunately, the chances of us selling him for less than his worth has increased...
The Club can cite the need for their reputation to be priority, and off Suarez goes with us being short changed.
Another mess of a situation we're left with. The guy, along with Stevie G, is the best player I've seen play for Liverpool in my lifetime but he just can't seem to help himself. It's a sad state of affairs all round.
It wont affect his asking price. What it coud affect is the interest in him from Real and Barca.
How can you be so certain?
Also, why did this whole "Suarez is leaving" thing get so frenzied after the England game? There have been a few stories about it but it hardly seems to justify the "defo gone" comments.
I reckon FIFA's evidence standard will be higher than that of the FA and they won't convict on probability. In other words he'll get away with it by the skin of his teeth.
Was pleasantly surprised this morning on TalkSh!te. Alan "Three Dinners" Brazil and Ray "Super, Ralph" Wilkins were huffing and puffing about how terrible this was, then bluenose Mike Parry came on to do the newspaper review and said violent fouls are far worse. Didn't shut the other two up, of course, but it was refreshing to hear.
Was pleasantly surprised this morning on TalkSh!te. Alan "Three Dinners" Brazil and Ray "Super, Ralph" Wilkins were huffing and puffing about how terrible this was, then bluenose Mike Parry came on to do the newspaper review and said violent fouls are far worse. Didn't shut the other two up, of course, but it was refreshing to hear.
How can you be so certain?
Also, why did this whole "Suarez is leaving" thing get so frenzied after the England game? There have been a few stories about it but it hardly seems to justify the "defo gone" comments.
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I wonder
this shit is going about now, that he tried to bite him the last time they played
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