Will Suarez leave? The 2014 version

[Modo]

FIFA board meeting

- So the Suarez thing, how should we handle this?
- What do the Italians want?
- A ban.
- Surely he needs to be banned
- What are the repercussions?
- What are you talking about?
- Sponsors, ratings, you know what I mean.
- We can expect some losses in revenue and ratings. Adidas might not like it.
- Can we delay the process?
- We can, if Uruguay decides to challenge our ruling.
- OK, get on the phone to the Uruguayan FA.
- Make an announcement, something like "FIFA won't stand for this kind of behaviour yada yada yada".
- We'll continue this discussion after the World cup.

 

[barrymac20]

Just as well they're not playing China in the next round....

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[Frogfish]

 

[Modo]

 

[cloggypop]

We would not have him if he was not a bit bitey

 

[Athens]

Remember when he broke Ehiogu's eye socket

I had actually forgotten about that.

 

[gkmacca]

Meanwhile in the US:

BRENDAN: Is that Quentin Crisp?
JUST GOOD FRIEND: No. What are you going to do about Suarez?
BRENDAN: That's Quentin Crisp, so it is!
JUST GOOD FRIEND: He's dead.
BRENDAN: Suarez?
JUST GOOD FRIEND: No, Quentin Crisp.
BRENDAN: QUENTIN CRISP IS DEAD????

10 minutes later:

JUST GOOD FRIEND: ...And then he bit him again! Suarez! He bit him. Again!
BRENDAN: Don't look now, but Quentin Crisp is stalking me. So he is. Quentin Crisp!
JUST GOOD FRIEND: Brendan, I don't think you're thinking clearly. Suarez has just bitten someone again!
BRENDAN: Keep looking ahead. Okay, have a quick glance over my shoulder. Now tell me he's dead. He's there! Quentin bloody Crisp!!

 

[LeTallecWiz]

[article]FIFA's disciplinary code sets a maximum ban of 24 matches or two years, but the longest ban in World Cup history was eight games for Italy's Mauro Tassotti for breaking Spain's Luis Enrique's nose in 1994 with an elbow.[/article]

 

[cloggypop]

We need to wheel him out like this against Southampton

 

[gkmacca]

He'll be a record breaker!

 

[Ossi]

No-one will want to buy him now. Plus he'll prolly get sent home from the WC early. Everyone's a winner!

There's no way (if the pics of Chiellinis shoulder are real) that he'll play another minute in this WC.

 

[Jürgen4PM]

[article]FIFA's disciplinary code sets a maximum ban of 24 matches or two years, but the longest ban in World Cup history was eight games for Italy's Mauro Tassotti for breaking Spain's Luis Enrique's nose in 1994 with an elbow.[/article]

3 years it is then.

 

[gkmacca]

Suarez will now go everywhere with his creepy girlfriend daughter in his arms in the hope the cutesy image will overcome the fact that he's a massive twat.

 

[Jürgen4PM]

World class player with no international commitments...........£120 mill please.

 

[Frogfish]

There's no way (if the pics of Chiellinis shoulder are real) that he'll play another minute in this WC.

Not without proof. Teeth marks mean nothing .. could have been the result of the collision (Luis will claim). So they need another TV angle .. and I doubt they have it from the replays I've been seeing.

 

[Frogfish]

World class player with no international commitments...........£120 mill please.

ha ha - I'm going to use that.

 

[gkmacca]

Not without proof. Teeth marks mean nothing .. could have been the result of the collision (Luis will claim). So they need another TV angle .. and I doubt they have it from the replays I've been seeing.

What we have here is small, peculiar, "tooth-like" incisions. Which could easily have been caused by tortilla chips - he could have dozed off, his head dropped down, caught the tips - ouch! Incredibly common. He could have rolled on a rake - again, surprisingly commonplace. Then again, he might have caught his chin or shoulder on a bowl of very sharp peanuts, or shaved himself incredibly carelessly, or he might have met Rolf Harris when the genial light entertainment legend was in the grip of his dark side, or he might have stabbed himself with a fork while watching that Graham Taylor commercial, or he might have landed on a golf shoe, or he might have underestimated the thorns of a rose, or...

 

[#roadred]

• 
  
  Richard Conway
  
  BBC Sport
  Posted at
  "Fifa do have the right to impose all football activity bans and that would include club level. They do have that option open to them but normally it would only apply to international football."
  
  
  
  

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

He needs diagnosing with a mental disorder, then the club can just point to that and say we are doing all we can to help him, the end.

Some matey was lol earlier on the radio, he was more than happy saying its a fantastic day for Liverpool football club, the presenters were doing their holier than thou absolutely disgusted act at that one.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Hoddle says football can't have that, "there's kids watching all around the world" - Except the blind ones who were cunts in a previous life.

 

[gkmacca]

...Then again, he could have FALLEN on someone's teeth. Did you ever think of that? Discarded dentures are almost as common as hypodermics these days, alas. Or he could have landed on Cilla Black. There ARE precedents. Nails can be sharp - have you ever scratched too much after a shave? I know I have. Or there's of course the possibility that he could have head-butted one of those fancy routers in anger after one too many cut-outs. Maybe he might have rested his head on a bar of Toblerone - once again, remarkably common - I have files. Are you writing all of this down? Anyway, cocktail sticks - nasty things. Tooth picks? Ditto. Have I mentioned vampire bats? Another possibility would involve aluminium cake shapes, which have become a serious hazard thanks to the influence of Mary Berry on inexperienced amateur bakers. Or...

 

[cloggypop]

I know it is harsh but we need to ban him from watching Twilight

 

[Holle]

• 
  
  Richard Conway
  
  BBC Sport
  Posted at
  "Fifa do have the right to impose all football activity bans and that would include club level. They do have that option open to them but normally it would only apply to international football."
  
  

'Normally'

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

The outrage is boring already.

3rd big one and its got boring now, people are out there saying he should be banned from all football for life etc... hysteric fannies and no doubt many a hypocrite among them.

 

[Hansern]

Hodgson must be loving this. England have just played 0-0 against Costa fucking Rica and he claimed it was a good performance.
The media wont give a toss as it will be all about Suarez.

He's mental and needs help but I wouldnt sell him after this.
He'll get a 5 game ban for international games imho.

The fuckers that want him banned in the Premier league can fuck off.
And reading Barton and Mills talking about whats not acceptable is just mind boggeling weird.
Two of the biggest loons out there.

 

[iseered]

How can anyone hate him at this point. This is just hilarious.

 

[cloggypop]

He does need to stop being a bad loon and gifting people ammunition though

 

[Fabio]

I know it is harsh but we need to ban him from watching Twilight

Long as he can watch blade I'm sure he'll be ok

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

How can anyone hate him at this point. This is just hilarious.

I know, you would think most people would find it amusing, especially the neutrals, its not like its a major violent crime, it was a just a little nibble (albeit again)