Will Suarez leave? The 2014 version

[redhorizon2]

We're not fucking man utd fans. Suarez might be a mental twat, but for now he is our biting twat.

 

[Frogfish]

 

[Mersey86]

To me, it looked like Suarez was trying to get a big reaction out of Chiellini, and make the most out of it. Wasn't as committed of a chomp as the one on Ivanovic.

I guess he got it though, because Italy was out of sorts for the corner after that. Can't say I'm all that upset to see them going out.

So it was a tactical bite?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

We're not fucking man utd fans. Suarez might be a mental twat, but for now he is our biting twat.

Man U fans didn't turn their backs on Keane, or Cantona, or even Van Horseface (LOOK AT THOSE TEETH!)

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

 

[LeTallecWiz]

HA HA HA !

 

[Modo]

Hoddle said: "He did it at Ajax as well, football can't have that on the pitch.
"I don't care what player he is, for me, there's kids watching all over the world. A bite is the worst thing in football."

 

[gkmacca]

Hoddle said: "He did it at Ajax as well, football can't have that on the pitch.
"I don't care what player he is, for me, there's kids watching all over the world. A bite is the worst thing in football."

Surely...Surely not worse than spitting????

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Hoddle said: "He did it at Ajax as well, football can't have that on the pitch.
"I don't care what player he is, for me, there's kids watching all over the world. A bite is the worst thing in football."

The worst thing in football? I dunno ... I could think of worse, but to each his own.

Modo - would you keep our mental cunt?

 

[gkmacca]

The worst thing in football? I dunno ... I could think of worse, but to each his own.

Modo - would you keep our mental cunt?

Are you asking him to speak in the third person?

 

[Jürgen4PM]

I'd rather be bitten than punched in the face.

 

[Modo]

The worst thing in football? I dunno ... I could think of worse, but to each his own.

Modo - would you keep our mental cunt?

Of course I would. It's not like last summer when he acted like an even bigger cunt.
He didn't do it in red so...but £65 million is very tempting.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

I'd rather be bitten than punched in the face.

Or kicked in the bollocks.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I'd rather be bitten than punched in the face.

or have Roy Keane intentionally braek my leg and end my career ... or have Eric Cantona ran and karate chop me in the chest ... or have Maradona try and break me in an on pitch brawl ... etc etc ...

Biting is vile, no condoning his actions.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Of course I would. It's not like last summer when he acted like an even bigger cunt.
He didn't do it in red so...but £65 million is very tempting.

MODO MODO MODO MODO

 

[Modo]

I'd rather be bitten than punched in the face.

Depends on the bite. Wouldn't want a flesh wound.

 

[gkmacca]

Or kicked in the bollocks.

Or shot.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Depends on the bite. Wouldn't want a flesh wound.

Yah, wouldn't want my cock bitten ...

 

[Leo]

Or getting a kiss from Luke Chadwick.

 

[Modo]

Yah, wouldn't want my cock bitten ...

that too.
Stupid comment from Hoddle. I'd take a bite from Suarez than a leg breaker from some 2nd rate defender.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Or getting a kiss from Luke Chadwick.

WINNER.

 

[Jack D Rips]

That reminds me. Anyone seen Rosco lately?

 

[Ossi]

I wonder if the pic from Twitter is real? If so it is really really horrible.

 

[gkmacca]

WINNER.

He looks lovely these days.

 

[Skullflower]

or headbutted in the heart

 

[LeTallecWiz]

or headbutted in the heart

FINISH HIM!

 

[Athens]

or headbutted in the heart

Remember that time Neil Lennon head butted Shearer's foot? Shearer was lucky to be able to walk again after that.

 

[cloggypop]

Hope he bites an Italian

 

[doctor_mac]

No-one will want to buy him now. Plus he'll prolly get sent home from the WC early. Everyone's a winner!

 

[refugee]

Remember that time Neil Lennon head butted Shearer's foot? Shearer was lucky to be able to walk again after that.

Remember when he broke Ehiogu's eye socket