Which Liverpool players would make the Spanish team?

[Ryan]

You know jacksh*t.
I've rated Aquilani since the first time he played for us. That game didn't make any difference to me.

You can't rate Aquilani, then take a fucking hump when people get pissed off with you criticising Charlie Adam every day though Modo.

 

[Modo]

That's true, I suppose.

 

[Ryan]

You're like my little pet project Modo.

 

[Modo]

You're like my little pet project Modo.

*Wets pants*

 

[Red Mullet]

That's true, I suppose.

Dear ol' dear Modo. Least you mean well...