[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=46909.msg1401595#msg1401595 date=1316385466]
Its not just creativity we lack. Its goal threat too.
Look at United and anyone of Rooney, Nani or Young can ping one in from 25 yards and Hernandez is ther in the box.
City.....fuck me Aguero, Tevez, Dzeko, Silva, Toure, Nasri.....
Arsenal, Similar to us but you would fancy Arshavin or Walcott or Arteta to be able to conjure something from nothing to add to Van Persie.
Chelsea. Drogba, Lampard, Meireles, Malouda, Mata, Sturridge....Torres all well capable of 10 goals + this season.
Us? Seriously!! Where are the goals.
Genuinely none of our players can or WILL EVER do what Nani did today, or Aguero did on his debut, or Young did twice against Arsenal. None of them could just spark from out on the wing, beat a man and rifle one round the keeper into the top corner.
Suarez isnt a goalscorer. Kuyt is a poacher. Carroll.... Downing, Henderson, Adam....its fucking functional, pedestrian shite. OF OUR OWN DESIGN.
Gerrard had better be like fucking Steve Austin when he comes back or we are FUCKED.
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Hmm i kinda disagree on some points there mate.
Suarez is capable of hitting 15+ plus goals...i know he's not too deadly in terms of finishing but he'll still find the net pretty regularly. Carroll has been brutal to date, no getting away from it...but IF(massive if)...he knocks in a few goals, he can easily chip in with 10-15 goals this season.
Kuyt is always good for 10+ a season, Bellamy too...although 10 goals might be pushing it for him considering he probably won't be a regular starter.
Gerrard and Downing are without doubt capable of scoring 20 goals between them. It's a big ask but it's not beyond them by all means.
Adam has had a few shockers in the last two games but i'd still back him to hit a fair few goals for us this season.
It is rotten watching the Scum scoring belters every bloody week though. Talk about compounding your misery. >🙁