We miss him

[redhorizon2]

almost as much as Suarez but not quite...

 

[Leo]

Do you really have to start a thread every time something pops up in your brain?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Do you really have to start a thread every time something pops up in your brain?

I miss him though Leo.

 

[6TimesaRed]

I miss him too..

@Leo is Joe Allen fan boy so his response is to be expected

 

[Hansern]

I miss Suarez

 

[Dreambeliever]

Shame he left when he did, a truly superb footballer and we haven't had a player like him dictate the play since he left.

 

[Silver Sean]

I miss Rush.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I miss Rush.

Rush is all you need...

 

[Mystic]

I miss lamp.

 

[manwithnoname]

He's no Allen/ Lucas/ Milner/ *insert as appropriate*

 

[cloggypop]

I miss lamp.

We should have got table.

 

[Silver Sean]

He hasn't played for us for six years.
He has over 100 caps for Spain, has won the World Cup, two European Championships, two Champions Leagues, La Liga and Bundesliga, FA cup, two Copa Del Rey and two European Supercups.
Let's just thankful we had him at all.

 

[jimmy]

I miss both Luis and Xabi. Could be useful for us.

 

[Athens]

I miss the toilet all the time. Drives the missus mad.

 

[redhorizon2]

I miss the toilet all the time. Drives the missus mad.

A tip is to sit down and pee like a lady. trust me, its way more hygienic
Also, since we're on the topic of peeing. I thought I would share this with you guys.

Q . I am a 39 year old healthly male. I do not have any problem urinating, however, no matter how much I shake, I find that a minute or so after I finish, I tend to dribble. Is this common, and what should I do about it?
A. I can just hear men all over the UK saying, 'Yeh, I get that too'. It was once called the Shilling sign because the wet spot on your pants was about the same size and shape of a shilling. These days it would be called the Euro sign. Whatever the name, it is very common and is caused by the retention of a small amount of urine in a wider part of the urethra (the pipe inside the penis). After you have finished, given it a good shake, slap the sides of the urinal to impress the guy next to you, squeeze the base of the underside of the penis just where it joins the abdomen. This will force out that last drop. A sigh of relief goes round Britain!

 

[KopRed]

A tip is to sit down and pee like a lady. trust me, its way more hygienic
Also, since we're on the topic of peeing. I thought I would share this with you guys.

Q . I am a 39 year old healthly male. I do not have any problem urinating, however, no matter how much I shake, I find that a minute or so after I finish, I tend to dribble. Is this common, and what should I do about it?
A. I can just hear men all over the UK saying, 'Yeh, I get that too'. It was once called the Shilling sign because the wet spot on your pants was about the same size and shape of a shilling. These days it would be called the Euro sign. Whatever the name, it is very common and is caused by the retention of a small amount of urine in a wider part of the urethra (the pipe inside the penis). After you have finished, given it a good shake, slap the sides of the urinal to impress the guy next to you, squeeze the base of the underside of the penis just where it joins the abdomen. This will force out that last drop. A sigh of relief goes round Britain!

I, errr, erm...

Nevermind.

 

[leftpeg]

A tip is to sit down and pee like a lady. trust me, its way more hygienic
Also, since we're on the topic of peeing. I thought I would share this with you guys.

Q . I am a 39 year old healthly male. I do not have any problem urinating, however, no matter how much I shake, I find that a minute or so after I finish, I tend to dribble. Is this common, and what should I do about it?
A. I can just hear men all over the UK saying, 'Yeh, I get that too'. It was once called the Shilling sign because the wet spot on your pants was about the same size and shape of a shilling. These days it would be called the Euro sign. Whatever the name, it is very common and is caused by the retention of a small amount of urine in a wider part of the urethra (the pipe inside the penis). After you have finished, given it a good shake, slap the sides of the urinal to impress the guy next to you, squeeze the base of the underside of the penis just where it joins the abdomen. This will force out that last drop. A sigh of relief goes round Britain!

It's a bastard getting old.

 

[peekay]

At some point I hope he comes back as manager. He has played for Toshack, Rafa, Mourinho, Del Bosque, Guardiola, Ancelotti. Given his training he is bound to be a great manager.

 

[Modo]

I miss Hyypia.

 

[mom]

I miss us being good at footy

 

[rurikbird]

At some point I hope he comes back as manager. He has played for Toshack, Rafa, Mourinho, Del Bosque, Guardiola, Ancelotti. Given his training he is bound to be a great manager.

I would be shocked if he doesn't become a manager. He knows so much about the game; other players look to him for tactical advice. In the old days he would have been the player-manager already.

 

[Judge Jules]

Quite possibly, but I can't help wondering whether there's a parallel with Jocky Hansen, another top notch and highly intelligent player who's decided he doesn't want any part of the bearpit that is football management. Alonso strikes me as someone who might well take the same view.

 

[doctor_mac]

A tip is to sit down and pee like a lady. trust me, its way more hygienic
Also, since we're on the topic of peeing. I thought I would share this with you guys.

Q . I am a 39 year old healthly male. I do not have any problem urinating, however, no matter how much I shake, I find that a minute or so after I finish, I tend to dribble. Is this common, and what should I do about it?
A. I can just hear men all over the UK saying, 'Yeh, I get that too'. It was once called the Shilling sign because the wet spot on your pants was about the same size and shape of a shilling. These days it would be called the Euro sign. Whatever the name, it is very common and is caused by the retention of a small amount of urine in a wider part of the urethra (the pipe inside the penis). After you have finished, given it a good shake, slap the sides of the urinal to impress the guy next to you, squeeze the base of the underside of the penis just where it joins the abdomen. This will force out that last drop. A sigh of relief goes round Britain!

I haven't looked back since I got one of these bad boys.

 

[manwithnoname]

I would be shocked if he doesn't become a manager. He knows so much about the game; other players look to him for tactical advice. In the old days he would have been the player-manager already.

He will definitely go into coaching and management

 

[redhorizon2]

I haven't looked back since I got one of these bad boys.

Make sure to get the right size, as clearly the one in the pic is way too big.

 

[doctor_mac]

Make sure to get the right size, as clearly the one in the pic is way too big.

I'm sure you can get one that fits you man.

 

[redhorizon2]

I'm sure you can get one that fits you man.

I never pee in urinals rather use a cubilcal. After peeing. I press just an inch behind the ball sack and that gets rid of excess pee. I then use tissue dry the tip of the penis. So I don't think I'll need one. At home I always sit and pee so I never miss the bowl

 

[doctor_mac]

Wow RH. There's never too much information with you.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I haven't looked back since I got one of these bad boys.

You had your lower right leg removed?

Well it's a novel way to stop people staring at the wet patch I suppose.

 

[Athens]

You had your lower right leg removed?

Well it's a novel way to stop people staring at the wet patch I suppose.

Doctor_hac