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Waiting for something that might never happen?

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The only thing I see as a fuck up is that somehow it got to the press that Klopp and VVD had met personally met re a transfer. It seems that it happens with all transfers now and is sort of an unwritten fact between clubs/players/agents. And Soton do it themselves. The only cockup is that it got to the press, and we don't know (I dont, maybe you do) who let it slip to them. What about if it was his agent? Then how is it our fuckup?

It was one of our staff. I thought it was common knowledge? That's exactly why it was a fuck up, that and the fact it was totally the sort of amateurish fuck up we make.
 
What's your source for that, Mark?

It came out straight away in alot of the initial mumurings, local press I know who have a fairly reliable inside track have been told someone at the club got a massive bollocking. I think Macca has said more or less the same from his sources too.
 
It's still early days and I'm always the first to tell people to be patient in a transfer window.

As I said a few weeks back though, this is a crucial season, back in the CL and it's time to act like a team in the CL and build on what we have for a push this season on both fronts.

United were a laughing stock at times last season but have got their shit together with no nonsense in the transfer market. City were looking like they could be on the slide but have also bought quality, while the Champions just added even more brilliance to an already fairly remarkable team.

We identified three main targets early, like public acknowledgement (deliberate leaks?) would be enough - "here's our intentions". Same old story, we get a sniff of the big time and we can't help but shoot our mouths off before we've achieved anything, and now (again) we look like a laughing stock for failing to act like a big club and (unsurprisingly) being unable to be clinical in the hunt for players.

We've got money, we've got history, we've got a great manager, yet we predictably fuck it all up and look like bumbling fools who can't put a deal together, without trying smoke and mirrors bullshit that fools no one but ourselves.
 
Why are you thinking Man U have done so well? They had Ibrahimavic score all their goals last season. Is Lukaku, the leagues laziest twat, really gonna be better than him? Rashford scored 5 goals last season. And they bought some centre half from Portugal. Like that Uruguayan lump we signed and fucked off a year later. Get a grip dude. United are shite.
 
Pep's already got his excuses in. This is a five year job etc. The only clubs we can look at as being better than us are Chelsea and Spurs, and both of them are worse than last season as it stands. We're better coz of the forwards we've bought.
 
United were a laughing stock at times last season but have got their shit together with no nonsense in the transfer market.

Eh? They spent about 3wks trying to buy morata and failed, and now they've spent about 3wks trying to get bang average perisic and are getting nowhere. Mourinho is meant to be climbing the walls. If that's getting their shit together and no nonsense....
 
Pep's already got his excuses in. This is a five year job etc. The only clubs we can look at as being better than us are Chelsea and Spurs, and both of them are worse than last season as it stands. We're better coz of the forwards we've bought.
Ive missed your irrational insane positivity
 
Did a big fuck off stupid post but there was no need for it. Here's the TL😀R version.

The night before the last game of the season I was sat next to John Henry, Tom Werner and Linda for a couple of hours and they couldn't have looked more bored and unhappy to be somewhere. I really think they're going through the motions.

If this was the night before the game, isn't its relevance to LFC and their presumed feelings about LFC rather limited?
 
If this was the night before the game, isn't its relevance to LFC and their presumed feelings about LFC rather limited?

Yeah maybe. They probably got loads of problems. But I reckon if I was a billionaire and I owned the redsocks and I was sat in one of the best restaurants in Boston with my mates, I wouldn't behave like them. That said, you probably don't make billions out of hedge funds if you're into having any fun.
 
Yeah maybe. They probably got loads of problems. But I reckon if I was a billionaire and I owned the redsocks and I was sat in one of the best restaurants in Boston with my mates, I wouldn't behave like them. That said, you probably don't make billions out of hedge funds if you're into having any fun.

More like Mike Ashley?

Everyone's different. If I was a billionaire, I'd almost certainly be dead or in rehab. Actually, that's an exaggeration (I hope), but I'd certainly try and enjoy it.
 
It was at the London Carriageworks and we were on the next table. At first Tom Werner looked like he was trying to cheer them up. John Henry and Linda were stirring into space so maybe they'd had an argument or some shit, but after a while even Tom packed in, and they all sat there leaning on their arms sharing a bottle of water, saying fuck all, for ages. It was a valuable lesson to the kids I'd taken out. Go skiing and festivals and traveling and don't worry too much about making loads of money, coz look.
 
I think we should put Bromide in the tea here. Ollie and Bren flirting all the time is making me feel queasy. This is a footy forum not a dating site.
 
Why are you thinking Man U have done so well? They had Ibrahimavic score all their goals last season. Is Lukaku, the leagues laziest twat, really gonna be better than him? Rashford scored 5 goals last season. And they bought some centre half from Portugal. Like that Uruguayan lump we signed and fucked off a year later. Get a grip dude. United are shite.
Saw an amazing stat on Lukaku the other day .. last two seasons he has been the PL player with either the lowest ave. distance covered per match (two seasons ago) or 3rd to 4th lowest last season. That is including every single player that made a 90 minute appearance. As you said, one lazy bastard.
 
Saw an amazing stat on Lukaku the other day .. last two seasons he has been the PL player with either the lowest ave. distance covered per match (two seasons ago) or 3rd to 4th lowest last season. That is including every single player that made a 90 minute appearance. As you said, one lazy bastard.
Or you could alternatively argue that combined with his scoring stats, that proves he is the most effective striker in the league.

After all that's some economy of movement & energy to get those kind of goals in return.
 
Sure doesn't Brendan uses the 'kill yourself*' line often on here?

*I'm aware it's taken from the Bill Hicks routine. An excellent routine at that.

It's funny when I do it. When Creepy Oli does it, he really means it.
 
Yeah maybe. They probably got loads of problems. But I reckon if I was a billionaire and I owned the redsocks and I was sat in one of the best restaurants in Boston with my mates, I wouldn't behave like them. That said, you probably don't make billions out of hedge funds if you're into having any fun.

The large hedge funds need to recruit graduates from good universities for their investors to trust them with their money. But that has been their undoing as the corrupt universities hand out higher degrees like paedophiles handing out sweets in the park. So if I was John Henry, and some 22 year old twat just lost me 15% of my net worth because he's a clueless cunt that shorted Trump, and I had no way to explain this to my investors who were calling me up asking for their money back, I wouldn't have too much to say over dinner either. Then you turn up to your hobby job for a mental breather, and see some other 22 year old twat has just compiled statistics which led you to sign Mignolet/Lovren/Moreno, where do you go?
 
The large hedge funds need to recruit graduates from good universities for their investors to trust them with their money. But that has been their undoing as the corrupt universities hand out higher degrees like paedophiles handing out sweets in the park. So if I was John Henry, and some 22 year old twat just lost me 15% of my net worth because he's a clueless cunt that shorted Trump, and I had no way to explain this to my investors who were calling me up asking for their money back, I wouldn't have too much to say over dinner either. Then you turn up to your hobby job for a mental breather, and see some other 22 year old twat has just compiled statistics which led you to sign Mignolet/Lovren/Moreno, where do you go?

Skiing, festivals, travel.
 
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