....is lovely n'all but how do I make the noise stop without putting my computer on mute. I hope I don't sound too curmudgeonly.
Merry Christmas everyone!
Merry Christmas everyone!
The new Christmas theme....
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Any chance we could make it louder? And what about the falling snowflakes from last year - Can they make a comeback? Any chance of a X-mas smiley being temporarily added as well? Ho Ho Ho...
@Comical Aly can't you just try not to touch the balls ?
Asking a man to stop touching his balls is like asking a cow to stop chewing grass
Mashed spuds for tea?
Slightly off topic. .
When asked their thoughts on Britains No1 diver announcing that he is gay.....Manchester United have pledged to fully support Ashley Young during this difficult time!
When asked their thoughts on Britains No1 diver announcing that he is gay.....Manchester United have pledged to fully support Ashley Young during this difficult time!
I remember being a teenager
You think that's bad, I accidentally played The Exorcist!
Ok, right... Hold on.. Bare with me.. Last time I posted while on a whiskey/cocain binge I came up with the idea to call Binny 'King Binny', so I'm sure I can make this better...
I remember one time, I was in Navan, Co. Meath, with a friend of mine.. We were on the piss all night and stumbled (on a recommendation from a man who had 2 years earlier set a horse on fire, I know, but he justified it and we forgave him) into a bar which, using the ignorant slang I was brainwashed with at the time, would be described as a 'Ra house'. After the quiet 'I'm going to pull your skeleton out of your mouth' looks we received, we sat and ordered a Magners each.. One sip in, after I declared, in my thick, sexy Dundalk accent, how well cider goes with cocain, we were approached, albeit seemingly set upon, by a massive, poorly groomed man carrying a meat cleaver.. We were told/advised 'if you weren't from further up, this would be in your head'.. After which we finished our pints and left.
Point being, enjoy the free, enjoyable, entertaining forum you're currently on, complaining about like a bitch. Wise up, and let the Mods and people who make your whining even possible continue their good work.
9/11 was an inside job,
C/O
I remember one time, I was in Navan, Co. Meath, with a friend of mine.. We were on the piss all night and stumbled (on a recommendation from a man who had 2 years earlier set a horse on fire, I know, but he justified it and we forgave him) into a bar which, using the ignorant slang I was brainwashed with at the time, would be described as a 'Ra house'. After the quiet 'I'm going to pull your skeleton out of your mouth' looks we received, we sat and ordered a Magners each.. One sip in, after I declared, in my thick, sexy Dundalk accent, how well cider goes with cocain, we were approached, albeit seemingly set upon, by a massive, poorly groomed man carrying a meat cleaver.. We were told/advised 'if you weren't from further up, this would be in your head'.. After which we finished our pints and left.
Point being, enjoy the free, enjoyable, entertaining forum you're currently on, complaining about like a bitch. Wise up, and let the Mods and people who make your whining even possible continue their good work.
9/11 was an inside job,
C/O
I hate to do this in a thread but he's not answering my pm's..
Fabio, I've been messaging you all day.. Why won't you at least show me a small sign of commitment..
You're dancing on my heart with that smile I hate on your face..
You promised you'd never talk to me like this..
Fabio, I've been messaging you all day.. Why won't you at least show me a small sign of commitment..
You're dancing on my heart with that smile I hate on your face..
You promised you'd never talk to me like this..
Oh, and don't think I forgot about that time you didn't like my post.. You know which one..
For everyone else.. Grab a drink and enjoy this textual orgasm..
Fabio,
F is for fragrance.. The world is incomplete because your natural odor cannot be bottled and sprayed in an appropriate dose.
A is f for amazing.. we never talked about this, but once, while we were looking for ducks by the lake after our fortunate bread winnings... While singing TNT by AC/DC, just as you sang 'Dynamite' my heart exploded.. If that's not amazing, ill be fucked.
B you're my little bumble bee 🙂
I - I, as a man, with a heart I can hide but not ignore, am yours.
🙂 /:-(
O - is for.. Obviously I left you out of my above post to get this reaction from you ;-)
For everyone else.. Grab a drink and enjoy this textual orgasm..
Fabio,
F is for fragrance.. The world is incomplete because your natural odor cannot be bottled and sprayed in an appropriate dose.
A is f for amazing.. we never talked about this, but once, while we were looking for ducks by the lake after our fortunate bread winnings... While singing TNT by AC/DC, just as you sang 'Dynamite' my heart exploded.. If that's not amazing, ill be fucked.
B you're my little bumble bee 🙂
I - I, as a man, with a heart I can hide but not ignore, am yours.
🙂 /:-(
O - is for.. Obviously I left you out of my above post to get this reaction from you ;-)
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