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The Donkey

For the other people clueless about Ketwigs, urban dictionary is your friend.

Someone, normally a chav,who hasn't had a hair cut and instead has grown a disgusting mass of hair. The name comes from the idea that the money saved from not getting a hair cut can instead be spent in there view wisely, on ketamine
chav: you getting a hair cut lad?

Ket wig bandit: nah lad I've spent the money on ket

Chav: Snd lad! Your hair looks proper sick anyway
 
And yet it is a path you repeatedly choose to walk down. That's what keeping oddities in your wardrobe does for you.

We all have our crosses to bear.

Look on the bright side - the wee one will grow up scared to open the wardrobe door incase “the Dreamie-monster gets out and starts spouting shite to him”!!!
 
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I can tell you that it’s a lonely and bleak path to trod when you try to introduce insignificant things like facts to our legion of loons.
Those figures associated with Jones cannot be right, not even his most hardest haters would assume those figures are correct.
 
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Lot of flannel in this thread, it's about the Donkey. And the obvious conclusion is, SELL. I'd sell the pissflap even if we haven't got anyone lined up, we won't be that much worse off.
 
He’s as feared as the black plague. It may have been the case for one moment in time but not anymore.
 
Like it or not Nunez is one of the most feared front men in South American Football. He will win the Copa America this summer for Uruguay.

Yeah… he’s feared by all the fans that sit behind the goals incase they take one of his errant shots to the face as it flys past the wrong side of the post.
 
50 pages is a good number to close the Donkey thread.
We need to leave it open so that people can come to realize how good he is after the Copa America where he is likely to be named player of the tournament and you all lick your cocks
 
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