wouldn’t be surprised if he is good after all that time resting up on the bench, probably the freshest forward there
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wouldn’t be surprised if he is good after all that time resting up on the bench, probably the freshest forward there
Either way a brilliant Copa for Nunez is good news for us.
And remain wide of the mark.
Oh you are so Positive with Negative energy I see.
I’d love him to turn hulk and come back and smash in 50 next season.
Neither are gonna happen though.
Neither are gonna happen though.
that's what I do.
spanish saps are skint
What I want is a striker that scores a fuck load of goals - couldn’t give a fuck who it is - and, if I’m honest I don’t really care who we fuck off to get that player.
We probably need two, if we fuck Salah off or at least two secondary strikers that will regularly hit 12+ league goals.
But I just want one golden god that effortlessly whacks in 20+ league goals (30+ if you want to include domestic cups [of which he’ll play fuck all until the final few rounds] & Europe).
We probably need two, if we fuck Salah off or at least two secondary strikers that will regularly hit 12+ league goals.
But I just want one golden god that effortlessly whacks in 20+ league goals (30+ if you want to include domestic cups [of which he’ll play fuck all until the final few rounds] & Europe).
Mason Greenwood?
nah, too cunty
just one?
Yeah… you got me - I do care a little bit who our golden scoring god is - although I could envoke the “he’s not going to score 20+ league goals a season” criteria.
The truer thing might be I don’t care if it’s Nunez, any of our order current strikers or a new signing (that isn’t a bit rapey or a complete dick).
I should also probably add that I’d rather he didn’t fuck up our system for his own personal goalscoring golden godliness as well!!
He will score if we stop playing like nutters on drugs in the final third, it needs to be ordered and expected, most of those high XG or whatever shitty stats people have used against him are when the ball just arrives out of nowhere. Hopefully Slot will make our attack more pattern orientated where our front men are ready.
That is just too stupid.
So… let me get this right… in order to be effective, the “Agent of Chaos” needs order and structure?
He also needs the ball to stop mysteriously appearing at his feet and instead arrive via some easy to pick out passing pattern.
Why didn’t you go “Full Dreamie” and suggest that opposition teams should have one defender sit way deep while the others hold a higher line so that he can avoid being offside.
Maybe we could make the goals higher and wider too, so that there’s more chance Darwin could hit the target?
I don't think it is realistic i.e. some of your suggestions, but my point about having more structured offensive game pattern will do the trick. I know its sounds silly but most of our goals this season have not been the type we witnessed are not made up of the type of goals scored during Mane/Bobby/Salah times. In fact most of the games last season where we scored there was a lot of fluffing around and passing that ball while the entire opposition was in front of us, - it was chaotic type of attacking.
View: https://x.com/snappedlfc/status/1798523546169122823
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5 - Darwin Núñez - scored for the fifth consecutive game with Uruguay:
View: https://x.com/OptaJavier/status/1798531756322095118
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If PSG pay the required £100m +, they can have him until then he is ours. If the Goal posts were 2 inches higher, and wider, he would be Golden Booth winner
Jesus. I'm tired of this constantly being dragged out, not just by you Bluebell.
If your auntie had balls she'd be your uncle.
If John Stones cut his toe nails we’d have another league title
I kind of want to take that bet that Nunez leads Uruguay to victory.
What say you moron… what are the stakes?
