Super Mario

[TSD]

It starts -- already left to train alone.

 

[Whirly]

Wish I knew where Mario was.

So does Mario.

 

[kingjulian]

Fucking looks like a black terminator! Im going to call him terminator....

 

[Farkmaster]

Fucking looks like a black terminator! Im going to call him terminator....

Thanks for that window into your writing process.

 

[Bradley]

Look at the mad bastard, couldn't even bring matching boots. Oh Mario!

 

[Whirly]

Fucking looks like a black terminator! Im going to call him terminator....

How long until one of the commentators mixes him up with Sakho?

 

[Oncy]

Surely that has to elicit Ryan's first like?

Hes never gonna do it.

 

[themn]

Hes never gonna do it.

Yep...let it go, Doc.

Let it go.

 

[TheRedCrusade]

Look at the mad bastard, could even bring matching boots. Oh Mario!

http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/14/cesc-...ed-pink-and-blue-boots-for-world-cup-4727364/

not sure you knew it or not, i thought i would do my job

 

[gkmacca]

Look at the mad bastard, could even bring matching boots. Oh Mario!

He's got another pair just like them at home.

 

[Bradley]

http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/14/cesc-...ed-pink-and-blue-boots-for-world-cup-4727364/

not sure you knew it or not, i thought i would do my job

Was going for one of them there whooshs and it just about worked.

 

[red_maradona]

Why a three yr deal?

 

[Judge Jules]

Why not?

 

[Whirly]

Why a three yr deal?

Because the Illuminati.

 

[red_maradona]

Why not?

He'll be 27 at still have a few good years ahead. 4 would have been a good compromise I think. 16m fee for. 3 yrs is a lot notwithstanding risks.

 

[mr_moo]

Look at the mad bastard, couldn't even bring matching boots. Oh Mario!

They're the standard puma boots. Loads of players are wearing them at the min

 

[Bradley]

Huzzah!

 

[Oncy]

For fuck sake!!! Does no one read ANYTHING anyone else posts!?!?

 

[mr_moo]

For fuck sake!!! Does no one read ANYTHING anyone else posts!?!?

Haha, only just seen it. Page didn't load properly. Please accept my apologies Sir ;-)

 

[gene hughes]

Fucking hell! Does no one on here read what other people have posted?

 

[ILD]

Why a three yr deal?

Why always three?

 

[peterhague]

It's 3 years with us having an option of a fourth, isn't it?

So a 4 year contract with less liability, effectively.

 

[themn]

Why always three?

*sigh*

I had such high hopes for you.

 

[HC]

Done

 

[C/O]

Mario Balotelli ‏@FinallyMario 2m
YNWA! COME ON LIVERPOOL!

Balotelli confirms his signing himself. Boss

 

[Shadey]

Let's sing a song gene 😉

 

[ILD]

Hahaha.

Great stuff. MARIO FUCKING BALOTELLI.

I didn't think he'd ever play for us.

 

[Modo]

FUCK THE PICTURES, WHERE IS THE INTERVIEW!!!

 

[Whirly]

FUCK THE PICTURES, WHERE IS THE INTERVIEW!!!

FUCK THE INTERVIEW, WHAT NUMBER IS HE WEARING SO I CAN ORDER A KIT!!!

 

[Red Astaire]

Booooom! Legend in the making! 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 (+ 1 extra smiley just for @themn) 🙂