Sturridge on the move perhaps?

[FoxForceFive]

It's a pretty sad photo Gene

Spoiler

The one that is taking the piss out of is actually funny. Well, the dickheads commenting who think it's real are anyway.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Sturridge's fitness issues are, apparently, due to the fact that he spends most friday afternoons eating peanut butter & banana sandwiches with Elvis, who he met when they were both victims to an alien abduction on 30th Feb 2013. The aliens strangely resembled 6ft lizards with Boston accents.

Your theory has been twattered

Elvis Presley ‏@ElvisPresley 31 Sept 2012
"I want it to go on record that I fucking hate butter & peanut sandwiches'." #Elvis

 

[Judge Jules]

Has this been posted?
http://talksport.com/football/exclu...opp-stop-protecting-daniel-sturridge-and-tell

I heard Didi say that on TalkSh!te and IMO it's a load of cobblers. The club doesn't "owe" anybody an explanation.

 

[Ossi]

I wanna see the picture of the dog with a ham on his head.

Amen!

 

[Jerry Laser]

We have moved beyond injuries to selling him on now. I think Klopp will sell him.

Which was the whole point of my initial post....

But no-one noticed that point!!!

 

[King Binny]

[article]To give this context, we need to rewind to August 2014 and remember the buzz around him and Liverpool. The numbers Sturridge has accumulated since then, when written down, are certainly eye-opening.

Liverpool, who had just come off the back of a thrilling season when they plundered 101 Premier League goals, began the 2014-15 campaign with a 2-1 win over Southampton, a victory that was secured by a late Sturridge goal and saw Brendan Rodgers hurtle on to the pitch in celebration.

Since then, they have played 90 more games in all competitions, which equates to 8,190 minutes. Sturridge, such has been his fitness problems, has featured in just 23 of those, completing just eight full games. His time on the pitch adds up to 1,566 minutes and he has scored nine times.

Yet, in the middle of all that, he was given a bumper new contract. Liverpool have been criticised for giving Simon Mignolet a new deal that runs until 2021, given the erratic nature of his performances, but there are no question over the Belgian’s availability.

Sturridge had more than three-and-a-half years on his previous deal when Liverpool offered him new terms and he was out of the side with a torn thigh muscle. It made no sense to commit to such a heavy financial investment then, particularly when there were other contractual issues that needed addressing first, and hindsight makes it look even less astute. [/article]

 

[tomasjj]

I heard Didi say that on TalkSh!te and IMO it's a load of cobblers. The club doesn't "owe" anybody an explanation.

Agreed. Coming out with info that he is perma-crooked is not the best way of recuperating any cash either.

 

[tomasjj]

That image lacks one info-box.

Head: A lot of games!

 

[Fabio]

His upper body is made of steel though

 

[Buddha]

Back in time for next weekend?

James Pearce ‏@JamesPearceEcho 1m1 minute ago
Klopp: "After 10 days we will see how he is and decide."

James Pearce ‏@JamesPearceEcho 1m1 minute ago
Klopp on Sturridge: "I have to take it like it is. He's had 4 good days work but he still needs time."