Stoke Semi Final Second Leg Match Thread

[FoxForceFive]

Flanno has injured two of their players so far.

Looks like an extra from the walking dead yet hits like a freight train.

 

[Pesam]

Allen on for Kolo!

Is Klopp insane playing Lucas in defense against Crouch?

Crazy decision; Lucas has been shit and Stoke have Walters & Crouch to aim at now with just Sakho as our only relatively tall defender.

 

[Markeh]

oh so youre giving offsides against us cockface

 

[FoxForceFive]

I think the best entertainment we could get out of this miasma is penalties.

Come on Pennos

I'd prefer a last minute winner. Penalties are no good for my stress levels.

 

[Leo]

Get onside you powder puffed fanny.

 

[doctor_mac]

Fucking saw a considerably more marginal offside there lino you cunt.

 

[Hansern]

Now he sees the offside. Fucking whopper

 

[FoxForceFive]

Four mins added on.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Come on redmen!

 

[Oncy]

I was walking between Bank and St Pauls today and saw a pigeon eating some sick.

Id rather sit in the pissing rain on Cheapside watching that for 90 minutes than this.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I was walking between Bank and St Pauls today and saw a pigeon eating some sick.

Id rather sit in the pissing rain on Cheapside watching that for 90 minutes than this.

Well if we don't score in the next three minutes you've got another half an hour of it.

 

[doctor_mac]

WE WANT ONE!!!

 

[FoxForceFive]

WE WANT ONE!!!

They scored when you last said that.

 

[Oncy]

I'd prefer a last minute winner. Penalties are no good for my stress levels.

I dont care if we win or not.

 

[Leo]

Here it is.
Crouch.

 

[Markeh]

for a premier league fullback Moreno is a bit shit at the old tackling

 

[doctor_mac]

They scored when you last said that.

Yeah, well that would be two... *taps nose*

 

[the count]

Good yellow for Allen

 

[Oncy]

Well if we don't score in the next three minutes you've got another half an hour of it.

Youve done it now.

 

[refugee]

Somebody please score. I want to go play Call of Duty.

 

[Leo]

Fuck off Lallana

 

[Hansern]

Fuck off Lallana

 

[Modo]

Banana

 

[6TimesaRed]

Stoke will score here

 

[Leo]

for a premier league fullback Moreno is a bit shit at the old tackling

He'd be a league one player if he didn't have pace.

 

[Skullflower]

this is stupid

 

[the count]

Fuck sake lallana

 

[doctor_mac]

Walters brutalises Lallana like the new boy in the state penitentiary

 

[Ryan]

Lallana with the upper body strength of a 12 year old girl.

 

[the count]

I'd take extra time now