Sterling Deal Complete: 49 million (44 + 5)

[Mystic]

If Sterling goes to Chelsea he'll become an absolute super star, if he goes to City, not so much.

 

[Rosco]

Well done Chelsea. Genius stuff.

Man City have 40m bid turned down.

Chelsea bid 40m.

 

[doctor_mac]

Yes, I tend to agree. But there's no way we'll sell at that. Chelsea are just going to push the price up.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Well done Chelsea. Genius stuff.

Man City have 40m bid turned down.

Chelsea bid 40m.

I assume they're trying to get sterling to push to move to us cos he wants to live in that there London.

Pointless though cos he's already agitating for a move & he's pissed the club off that much I think we'd gladly accept an equal offer from city just to piss him off.

 

[Rosco]

And if there's two clubs you want bidding against each other, there's not many better than this pair.

I'd really fuck with Chelsea during this process though.

 

[scousemouse]

they were supposed to hold on till city had a bid accepted.

reminds me of being 16 and shagging some older bird and promising her to hold off till she came..

 

[mark1975]

Yeah, go to Chelsea and utilise all of that defensive ability you have from playing at fullback.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

And if there's two clubs you want bidding against each other, there's not many better than this pair.

I'd really fuck with Chelsea during this process though.

Now if only we could get Real Madrid involved ... Raf still loves us ... 40 million + Asier and I'm happy.

 

[Judge Jules]

Yep. He was saying in that presser the other day that he admires Sterling as a player. Come and get him, Rafa!

 

[dmishra]

Yeah, go to Chelsea and utilise all of that defensive ability you have from playing at fullback.

I'd rather have him go to City tbh. Mourinho's the sort who fills his players with self-belief and drive, and that's exactly what Sterling needs to become a special player. I'd rather he learn from Nasri and Navas than from Hazard or Willian.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Yeah, go to Chelsea and utilise all of that defensive ability you have from playing at fullback.

He'd be fucking perfect for Chelsea. Another reason I hope he goes elsewhere. I'm still holding out for a foreign club to come in, he's too good to sell to another English club imo.

 

[Judge Jules]

Completely agree, but I've got a nasty feeling that's where he'll end up. He's from London and I can just see him wanting to get back there.

 

[ILD]

If Chelsea do sign him I hope it's just Mourinho taking the piss like with Salah and send him off to Serie A for a two year loan. Sadly that won't be the case though. He would be excellent at Chelsea with Hazard, Costa and Fabregas.

I still don't want to sell him.

 

[doctor_mac]

I still don't want to sell him.

Are you sure?

 

[Mystic]

So much cringe.

 

[doctor_mac]

I like the symmetry he's got going on with the star tattoos. Really ties in with the having two nipples and stuff.

 

[C/O]

I love how he looks like he really doesn't want to take the picture. Probably our fault too.

 

[ibromurph]

Chelsea have got some overinflated fees in recent times. £37m for Mata, £50m for David Luiz, £18m for De Bruyne and there's talk of another £13m for 33year old Petr Cech. We shouldn't be listening to anything below £65m from them.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

De Bruyne for 18 million was great business by Wolfsburg.

 

[dmishra]

Chelsea signed Cuadrado in January though. Sterling's not something they really need. I doubt if their interest is serious.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Chelsea signed Cuadrado in January though. Sterling's not something they really need. I doubt if their interest is serious.

Supposedly - he's off to Italy

 

[Hansern]

Raheem Sterling eyeing up Wayne Rooney's ex in Ibiza http://t.co/jgPcsk6CYJ

 

[doctor_mac]

Raheem Sterling eyeing up Wayne Rooney's ex in Ibiza

The saucy minx is as horny as hell if her bikini bottoms are anything to go by.

 

[Skullflower]

The sterl will do it to yer

 

[ILD]

Raheem Sterling eyeing up Wayne Rooney's ex in Ibiza

I'm pretty sure that's Roy Hodgson from behind.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'm pretty sure that's Roy Hodgson from behind.

Uncanny.

Can't be though, he'd have a watch the size of his head on his wrist.

 

[doctor_mac]

I'm pretty sure that's Roy Hodgson from behind.

The wet patch would signal he isn't wearing his incontinence pants. Well you can't in a bikini really.

 

[ILD]

Uncanny.

Can't be though, he'd have a watch the size of his head on his wrist.

He's in the sea Jon. He obviously took it off for his paddle.

 

[ILD]

The wet patch would signal he isn't wearing his incontinence pants. Well you can't in a bikini really.

Woy probably thinks the sea is one giant blue outside version of his commode.

 

[FoxForceFive]

He's in the sea Jon. He obviously took it off for his paddle.

Doubt it, his Wolex Submawinaw is definitely waterpwoof.