Sterling Deal Complete: 49 million (44 + 5)

[hamstrung_pigeon]

I like the symmetry he's got going on with the star tattoos. Really ties in with the having two nipples and stuff.

Maybe one star for every 5 goals he's scored.

These guys though, have stars for much more impressive reasons:
-- http://mashable.com/2014/10/29/russian-prison-tattoos/

 

[Red Bird]

Supposedly - he's off to Italy

Well that worked well, didn't it? How much did the chavs spend on him?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Well that worked well, didn't it? How much did the chavs spend on him?

20+ mill

 

[Athens]

Doubt it, his Wolex Submawinaw is definitely waterpwoof.

It would need to be water proof, that bastard would drag Phelps down to the bottom.

 

[Judge Jules]

It would need to be water pwoof, that bastard would drag Phelps down to the bottom.

Edited for complete accuwacy.

 

[Athens]

Edited for complete accuwacy.

You missed the r in dwag.

 

[Judge Jules]

Twue.

 

[King Binny]

Hmm... that's 2x 50million then.

 

[juniormember]

 

[gkmacca]

Hmm... that's 2x 50million then.

That's just the left-hand side Sterling running to the centre, screaming, 'My hair! MY HAIR! What the HELL has happened to my HAIR???' Coutinho, meanwhile, is saying, in his endearingly bad English, 'Ha ha! Hair! Funny!'

 

[gkmacca]

Epic fail by the Mirror when attempting to mock the epic fail by Subway:

It's really Raheem Sterling fault, when you think about it.

The wantaway Liverpool winger just has too many haircut styles, and it's getting confusing.

So confusing, in fact, that it forced fast-foot chain Subway into making the most glorious of errors on a recent advert.

 

[scousemouse]

so thats 80mil in total then

40mil from city for raheem and 40mil from chelsea for stirling

and a free footlong from subway?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Bye bye baby, baby goodbye...

 

[Rosco]

50m?

 

[Mystic]

Bye bye baby, baby goodbye...

Go ooooon...

 

[dee]

Spanish media saying Chel$ki are offering £42m

 

[doctor_mac]

Man City's turn then.

 

[Judge Jules]

Cue an offer of £42 mill.and 1p from the Etihad.

 

[Rosco]

42m plus Yaya on loan for 2 years?

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Cue an offer of £42 mill.and 1p from the Etihad.

City are more classy, thankfully. They probably jump bids by stacks of 5m.

 

[Mors]

42m plus Yaya on loan for 2 years?

Aguero on loan for 1

 

[Oncy]

The bids have dried up ay?
Were lumbered with the dissaffected little shitehawk arent we.

 

[Oliver Twist]

Hope so. He's a very good player.

To put it into some sort of perspective, we are also lumbered with Balotelli. And Lovren.

 

[HC]

At this point, I'd much rather keep him. We've improved our starting side already and he's defo better than anything else we have.

 

[Oncy]

Hope so. He's a very good player.

To put it into some sort of perspective, we are also lumbered with Balotelli. And Lovren.

I dont think either of them are horrible cunts like Raheem is

 

[Mystic]

At this point, I'd much rather keep him. We've improved our starting side already and he's defo better than anything else we have.

To be fair, if he did stay, we'd have a very strong attack.

 

[Judge Jules]

If he stays, plays to his potential and zips his gob shut off the field, yes. IMO those last bits could be in considerable doubt though.

 

[Mors]

It'd be hilarious if he stayed now, there would be man city fan suicides.

 

[peterhague]

No way we'd have spent so much if he wasn't leaving.

 

[Mors]

Firmino - 21
Clyne? - 12.5
Milner - free
Bogodan - Free
Ings - 5ish?
Gomez - 2.5

Aspas - 5
Coates 4

Net of about 30mill so far?