The reality of it all must be getting to old Slack Bladder.
I bet it was something tiny that triggered it, like the waitress placed his cappuccino slightly too far away for his liking and he completely fucking lost his shit before breaking down in tears.
Sepp Blatter: Fifa president in hospital after 'small breakdown'
Suspended Fifa president Sepp Blatter is in hospital after what has been called a "small emotional breakdown".
Blatter, 79, who has led world football's governing body for 18 years, wasprovisionally suspended for 90 days last month amid a corruption scandal.
It is understood he suffered what has been called "a nervous shock" but is expected to make a full recovery.
Blatter is set to remain in hospital until next Tuesday after being admitted initially for a check-up last week.
Five days ago, Blatter's lawyer Richard Cullen said the Swiss had undergone stress-related health checks in hospital, but added: "He is fine and expects to be home shortly."
I bet it was something tiny that triggered it, like the waitress placed his cappuccino slightly too far away for his liking and he completely fucking lost his shit before breaking down in tears.