Well, that was shit. And also brilliant.
It looked beautifully set up for a typical away game at Fulham: lovely sunshine, they've got nothing really to play for, we had a decent squad to pick a first XI from, what could go wrong? Well, almost everything. Liverpool had so much possession, we had twice as many shots and made twice as many passes, but it was all a bit disjointed and the final ball and final shit was all too often awry.
Thankfully, we had Mane, the game-changing match-winner extraordinaire. And Milner. Good old, nerveless, Mr Reliable. And also three points.
Allison (5) God, who to blame for this? Whatever, it was a horrible bit of miscommunication all round, and Allison was too hesitant. Had one other save to make, but apart from that largely untroubled.
TAA (5) Hard to score this. He was very involved and was constant threat, but his delivery and passing was just far too inconsistent, often over and underhit, so that it was hard to predict what he was going to do with the ball. What's not in doubt is that he is technically capable of a range of passing that most other fullbacks simply couldn't even dream of, but he was too hit and miss in execution.
Virgil (5) Doesn't make many mistakes, so perhaps it is unfair to pore over this one, but it was a thankfully rare aberration. Mitrovic wasn't given much change, and he can be a handful.
Matip (6) Decent display, handled the aerial threat well enough, despite the battering of the wind and the burly Mitrovic. Had one effort at goal was hilariously 50p-headed, but otherwise fine.
Robertson (6) Got through a remarkable amount of work, with his typically tireless marauding creating space and opportunity. Delivered one lovely pass that should have been rewarded - was it Wijnaldum who fucked it up? - but like TAA, he was very wayward at times with the ball. Still, he was pretty good overall, but still not at his best.
Fabinho (6) HIs tackling is important, but he chucked in a couple of reckless flying challenges that could have seen him off the pitch. Kept it more disciplined after half-time and some of his long passing was impressive and kept the play stretched.
Wijnaldum (6) Invisible for the first half an hour, he was much better after the break, and even got into the box a few times. Obviously didn't score though
Lallana (6) Worked hard, and he revels in his reputation as the "leader of the press" or whatever the fuck knobheads call it. He's more useful when we don't have the ball, as in possession he's too slow to move the ball on, and ends up doing so many slow-motion Cruyff turns he's going to hit magma one day. Didn't threaten the goal.
Salah (5) Was very involved and saw plenty of the ball, but his alarming lack of goals appears to be preying on his mind, as he turned into trouble and coughed up possession too often, and snatched at shots and missed one or two easy chances again. Average again.
Firmino (5) Nice interchange of passes for the Mane goal, and put in a decent shift, but was infuriating lax with the ball and fucked up so many promising attacks. And would having a shot or two fucking hurt?
Mane (8) Usually when you win the title, there's a few players who have a season of magnificent inspiration. In defence, we have two: Virgil and Allison. You also need a player who will supply goals reliably. That was Salah last season, and the first half of this. But he's had a horrible slump since January, and hasn't been as prolific (same with Firmino). But Mane has kept the challenge going with a quite brilliant and relentless run of form at home and in Europe. 11 goals in 11 games is it? Scored one, hit the bar, won the penalty. Superb. Again.
Subs:
Milner (6) Hoof-sliced that clearance and dropped us in the shit, but made up for it with a penalty that saved us and won the points. And his face showed what it meant.
Origi (6) Added some much-need pace and drive, working the left hand side well.