I imagine Zlatan's on about £150k per week, isn't he? Still, if we could lower his wage demands and somehow get him in part-ex (or just a swap) for Mascher, that'd be an amazing deal. He's ridiculously underrated on this forum. Moody he may be, but he's still phenomenally talented.
(Just checked his stats, and since 2006 he's scored 57 goals in 88 games for Inter, and 16 in 29 for Barca. Hardly 'shit', is it?)