Who's to say Sir Alex is more correct than Ginsoak, though ?
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I'd call people sir if at least some of them were chopping people up with swords.
That's how I always refer to Sir Osama bin Laden too
Hey, I've got a katana. I await the exalted respect from you guys that this deserves. 🙂
First of all, of course you do. Second of all, if you stand over someone with a katana, i think they'll call you sir if you ask.
So what they need is Alexit
Sounds like a new Amazon.co.uk product.
If I don't then some Chinese swords-are-us factory ripped me off £29.99.
I'm pretty certain that he doesn't doubt that you are exactly the sort of person who would own a Japanese sword, and yes, would probably buy a fake one from a Chinese slave factory.
It's the internet. Judging people on their posts on here is a tad speculative, to say the least.
Please share your profound thoughts on what sort of person would own a Japanese sword ...
Avoiding Chinese products is difficult these days, as you probably know. I have seen China-free on some goods on sale in the US of A though.
There's two types of people who would own a Japanese sword:
1) A samurai
2) A fucking meff
Whenever faced with 2 options, consider the third and fourth. Martial artist / collector / ... ?
You a hoplophobe ?
Categories three and four are included in the broad church outlined in category 2), you fucking meff.
This made me genuinely laugh out loud. With a mouth full of grub. Brendan wins this thread. Close it now, while I clean off my computer & desk...
You're just showing your ignorance now. But feel free ...
I thought people who owned swords were kindof hoping people would ask questions about it.
I want you to be honest now.
1) have you ever cut paper with it because for some reason that demonstrates how amazingly sharp it is?
2) is it above a door, and which door is it above?
3) when you look at yourself naked in the mirror holding it, do you make eye contact with yourself?
I want you to be honest now.
1) have you ever cut paper with it because for some reason that demonstrates how amazingly sharp it is?
2) is it above a door, and which door is it above?
3) when you look at yourself naked in the mirror holding it, do you make eye contact with yourself?
Nah, just a chance to make a joke. I can never resist, and tend to forget the number of people who have hang-ups about things.
1 No. Maybe a watermelon one day.
2 No.
3 N/A.
Robin Hood was good with the sword. Better with the bow and arrow mind, but still good.
I wish I had a Japanese sword instead of a Japanese dick.
Those usually go hand in hand.
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Does it make the noises or do you make the noises.
Wrong answer.
*Makes closing Light Saber noise.
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