You are saying, in effect, that we would be champions without him.[/QUOTE
Ermm... Champs you say?? Well... how to put it really?...
To my mind Mersey86 It is a towering fact, borne out by repeated performance, that Simon Mignolet is an absolutely fucking cack Goalkeeper and he regularly, including last night costs us goals for no other reason than that fact, his factual cackness, his cacknessity. He is Ur-Cack to use the German prefix, or with a IT analogy he came pre-installed with tragic shitness.
I want to see him play for us about as much as I want Ian Ayre to get begging on the phone to Musa Aman, current chairman of Sabah FA in Malaysia and offer Coutinho, Ibe and 50M in cash plus add ons for the signature of El hadji Diouf.
I would rather watch Steven fucking hawking in our nets than have to suffer Mig again. If we had Steven in our goal at least he might have time during rain soaked ninety minutes stuck there occasionally rotating or offering the occasional inadvertent ricochet he may be able via judicious sucking blowing and winking in his electronic wizard chair to eek out some interesting post match comments about the nature of the universe.
I genuinely find it is perverse in the extreme to not recognise just how fucking monumentally SHITE a player he is, I honestly find it bizarre simply fucking BIZARRE to defend his presence in the team and when I say bizarre I really do mean FUCKING STRANGE WEIRD WHAT THE VERY FUCK DO YOU MEAN?!?!
Please note i don't think unusual, i think bizarre... like wanking onto a dead shellfish on a live webcast singing Macarthur Park dressed as animal from the muppets... that kind of bizarre...
So... no Mersey i'm not so sure about Champs... I think it may help though overall... yeah...