Man Utd Build Up & Match Thread

[Dreambeliever]

Well i can remember us being total dogshit in games before United only to turn them over.

Can you job my memory?

I can't remember the last time we turned them over when I didn't expect it (in recent years at least)

 

[Dreambeliever]

Favourite Liverpool goal against Utd will always be Robbie Fowlers chip at old Trafford.

My jaw was on the floor, it was truly special.

 

[C/O]

Can you job my memory?

I can't remember the last time we turned them over when I didn't expect it (in recent years at least)

Nobody can job your memory.

Your memory will forever be terminally unemployed.

 

[Insignificance]

 

[Insignificance]

Just saw some Man U games were we beat them. How fantastic wouldn't a fit Fabio Aurelio fit our left wing back spot. Great lad,

 

[Gary25]

Can you job my memory?

I can't remember the last time we turned them over when I didn't expect it (in recent years at least)

2-0 in October 2009. Torres and N'gog with the goals. Pepe infamously ran the length of the pitch after N'gog's goal.

 

[Gary25]

Liverpool ended their worst sequence of results since 1987 and eased the pressure on manager Rafael Benitez in the most satisfying manner possible as Manchester United were deservedly beaten at Anfield.

Fernando Torres demonstrated his world class with a 65th-minute opener, comfortably shrugging off the attentions of Rio Ferdinand before powering an unstoppable finish high past United keeper Edwin van der Sar at The Kop end.

And after United's Nemanja Vidic was sent off for the third successive time against Liverpool and Javier Mascherano also saw red in a thunderous finale, substitute David Ngog raced on to Lucas's pass to wrap up a fully-merited victory.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Nobody can job your memory.

Your memory will forever be terminally unemployed.

Ha ha.

 

[Dreambeliever]

2-0 in October 2009. Torres and N'gog with the goals. Pepe infamously ran the length of the pitch after N'gog's goal.

Exactly that's 6 years ago now. A lot has changed in the last 2 years never mind 6.

 

[Frogfish]

*sigh* if only he was just starting out on that fantastic career again 🙁

So good I watched it three times.

 

[Leo]

Dossena's 4th in 09.
Literally pissed meself looking at Van der Sar looking at it loop over his head.
Followed by a plethora of the cunts leaving the stadium.

 

[Fabio]

Dossena's 4th in 09.
Literally pissed meself looking at Van der Sar looking at it loop over his head.
Followed by a plethora of the cunts leaving the stadium.

Yup.

That goal made him not the worst player I've seen us have

Love him now

 

[gene hughes]

I think they'll defend deep, park the bus like no man utd team has ever parked the bus. 0-0 is a great result for them.

 

[mom]

Well, we're gonna win tomorrow. That's all you need to know folks. That or a draw.

 

[Insignificance]

I think they'll defend deep, park the bus like no man utd team has ever parked the bus. 0-0 is a great result for them.

And Van Gal is going to tell the press that he has parked the bus before. And then he send around some newspapersreports from when he parked the bus with AZ 13 december some year and it should be no suprise that his teams park the bus.... He has his facts in order, thats for sure!!!

 

[doctor_mac]

Dossena's 4th in 09.
Literally pissed meself looking at Van der Sar looking at it loop over his head.
Followed by a plethora of the cunts leaving the stadium.

Literally?

 

[gkmacca]

He's at it again, the deluded twat:

Van Gaal likes Rodgers’ team. “It shall be very difficult because I like their players and they more or less play my system, which I started here with United,” said Van Gaal of Liverpool.

What next? 'A ball. They use a ball. Which of course I invented. Before that football used something rather like a piece of Toblerone. And grass. I thought of that surprisingly early in my career...'

 

[gkmacca]

I like how Didi always refers to us as 'We'.

He's Wewe Hamman.

 

[C/O]

Well, we're gonna win tomorrow. That's all you need to know folks. That or a draw.

Yea definitely, or lose.

 

[dantes]

Well, we're gonna win tomorrow. That's all you need to know folks. That or a draw.

Yea definitely, or lose.

All three will happen in different universes. Assuming its a 1/3 probability for each, then one of us will emerge in the universe which we win. Which will feel great. And it will feel even greater knowing the other two most probably ended up in the other universes.

If this is the last time we speak, and if all goes well then my condolences to you two.

 

[C/O]

All three will happen in different universes. Assuming its a 1/3 probability for each, then one of us will emerge in the universe which we win. Which will feel great. And it will feel even greater knowing the other two most probably ended up in the other universes.

If this is the last time we speak, and if all goes well then my condolences to you two.

True. If the theory is right though, both clubs will field a team of elephants too.

Boggles the mind.

 

[dantes]

True. If the theory is right though, both clubs will field a team of elephants too.

Boggles the mind.

I think we all know which poster is going to that universe.

 

[C/O]

I think we all know which poster is going to that universe.

What's more interesting is that Rooney seems to have somehow switched dimensions.

 

[Frogfish]

Bloody hell, I'm sure I've entered a time warped dimension where 1 minute = 1 hour. Still 2 hours to go, or at least 1 hour until we can torment ourselves with the team sheets.

 

[C/O]

These last few posts should really be move to a 'Football Physics' thread.

 

[Frogfish]

These last few posts should really be move to a 'Football Physics' thread.

Then why didn't you create a thread FFS ?! Damn it this thread will be locked now for sure.

 

[C/O]

Couldn't be arsed, let one of the mods do it.

 

[ILD]

This is turning into a long morning. Need some team news asap.

 

[Frogfish]

Only 30 mins gone since I left to cook my dinner : pan-seared Australian corn-fed steak (2 mins each side) with arugula, onions and sesame-coated toasted baguette. Portuguese custard tart and double Nespresso.

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

I just made a rasher and egg sandwich but you don't see me showing off about it.