Man Utd Build Up & Match Thread

[gkmacca]

We need to start lightning fast and Fellaini needs getting sent off. Because he deserves it.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

We're gonna lose 2-0. One goal will come from a Skrtel fuck up

 

[Ryan]

Get sterling on that ring wing and call the police cos that frodo Baggins looking count Daley Blind is about to get bad raped in front of 44,000 people and billions watching on the telly.

 

[Frogfish]

I was quietly confident all week about this one. But when I woke up this morning I felt nervous as fuck, similar to my wedding day.

The rugby yesterday didn't help matters either.

The England match was simply amazing. Wouldn't say no to the same scoreline today.

 

[C/O]

wheres wankobitch?

I heard he was sick.

 

[nealmac]

The England match was simply amazing. Wouldn't say no to the same scoreline today.

It was indeed. I was never so glad to hear the final whistle though.

I hope it's not as tense today.

 

[C/O]

 

[the count]

Man, and here was me thinking I emptied my bowels before.
😳

 

[Frogfish]

It was indeed. I was never so glad to hear the final whistle though.

I hope it's not as tense today.

Ha ha - 1 yard short .. I thought they were going to do it. Never ever thought they'd beat France by 20 pts.

 

[Athens]

The England match was simply amazing. Wouldn't say no to the same scoreline today.

55 - 35? That's a bit far fetched, we'll have to settle for 20 - nil.

 

[Frogfish]

Man, and here was me thinking I emptied my bowels before.
😳

Oh FFS.

*runs to toilet*

 

[Frogfish]

55 - 35? That's a bit far fetched, we'll have to settle for 20 - nil.

A goal a minute 🙂

 

[the count]

 

[Frogfish]

Counts on a wind up ... let's see who bites.

 

[C/O]

My Manc mate just said "I can't believe he left Di Maria out, it's mind-bottling"

I was about to correct him but can't, such an amazing term.

 

[Comical Aly]

If we smash them today we should buy all these and take them to Old Toilet next year.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'm quite literally (not the new definition which means the opposite of literally, but the actual literal term of literally) shitting it.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Sky being jinxy cunts now. First jinxing the team, now Coutinho.

 

[C/O]

Sky being jinxy cunts now. First jinxing the team, now Coutinho.

What do you think the score will be FFF?

 

[tombrown]

Help is at hand if the squad gets hit with an outbreak of erectile disfunction

Shame flanno isn't playing to give a demo

 

[Frogfish]

What do you think the score will be FFF?

Don't rise to this blatant jinxy baiting !

 

[C/O]

Don't rise to this blatant jinxy baiting !

I was giving him the chance to say we'd lose, I swear!

 

[Shadey]

COME ON REDMEN let's beat the scum.

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

Still very calm.

 

[Fabio]

Arse has just gone. Lovely stuff

 

[Mystic]

I don't care what anyone says, Liverpool vs United will always be the biggest game in British, maybe even world, football.

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

But let's be havin' ya !!!!!

 

[cloggypop]

But let's be havin' ya !!!!!

Delia?

 

[DHSC]

Rooney can get fucked.

 

[Leo]

Van Gaal's genius already in full flow.
They were practising that all week!