Man Utd Build Up & Match Thread

[Comical Aly]

What's happened to Bib Theory? Did the club actually shut that down somehow?

 

[cloggypop]

What's happened to Bib Theory? Did the club actually shut that down somehow?

They are putting up fences to stop people peeping over. In the meantime every time a head pops over the wall Coutinho twats the ball off their face. This has led to a decrease in team news and an improvement in his long distance shooting.

 

[C/O]

Fuck it, I'm having a drink. This is taking way too long.

 

[Ryan]

Nervous, sweaty, excited, panicked, flustered. So I come in here to calm myself down and I get a thread full of that jinx'in cunt Dreamy talking us up.

Fuck off Dreamy.

 

[gkmacca]

Dunk counters the secrecy by bringing in an extra bin for his nephew to stand on:

 

[Woland]

Sorry everyone but I think we're gonna win 4-0.

 

[C/O]

@cloggypop get some tunage going, man.

 

[Ryan]

Sorry everyone but I think we're gonna win 4-0.

Yeah I'm the same but then I always think like that before a big game. Hyperbole kicks the cunt out of me nerves and I get all giddy.

I really can't see us not putting 3 or 4 past that shower o' shite.

 

[SummerOnions]

3-1

This is the game where Sterling remembers how to shoot

 

[the count]

Well the traditional massive bowel evacuation has happened.
Its officially started.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'm in the park with the kids. They've had at least 7 potentially life threatening accidents cos I'm thinking about the match.

Told Bex about PMT but she doesn't believe me.

 

[ILD]

Red card to them and a pen to us to seal the deal. Gerrard last goalscorer. 10/1.

 

[cloggypop]

Well the traditional massive bowel evacuation has happened.
Its officially started.

They probably left Manchester a while ago.

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

I'm very calm.

 

[C/O]

I'm very calm.

FUCK OFF!!!

 

[nealmac]

I was quietly confident all week about this one. But when I woke up this morning I felt nervous as fuck, similar to my wedding day.

The rugby yesterday didn't help matters either.

 

[Athens]

I was quietly confident all week about this one. But when I woke up this morning I felt nervous as fuck, similar to my wedding day.

The rugby yesterday didn't help matters either.

I was still on a high this morning but it's quickly becoming a hazy memory. Nerves kicking in.

 

[Mystic]

I'm shitting myself, ergh.

 

[the count]

LFCTS ‏@LFCTS 1m1 minute ago
Sturridge starts, Sterling or Lallana wing-back
Lucas, Gerrard and Balotelli on the bench

 

[cloggypop]

I am too hungover to be nervous.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

They are putting up fences to stop people peeping over. In the meantime every time a head pops over the wall Coutinho twats the ball off their face. This has led to a decrease in team news and an improvement in his long distance shooting.

Coutinho doesn't do that anymore. Sure you're not mistaking him for Balo-40yardo-telli?

 

[gene hughes]

If you're not nervous then you're not doing this properly.

 

[the count]

Confirmed #LFC team v @ManUtd: Mignolet, Can, Skrtel, Sakho, Henderson, Allen, Moreno, Sterling, Lallana, Coutinho, Sturridge

Confirmed #LFC subs v @ManUtd: Jones, Johnson, Toure, Gerrard, Lambert, Lucas, Balotelli

 

[jon545660]

Liverpool FC (@LFC)
Confirmed #LFC team v @ManUtd: Mignolet, Can, Skrtel, Sakho, Henderson, Allen, Moreno, Sterling, Lallana, Coutinho, Sturridge

subs v @ManUtd: Jones, Johnson, Toure, Gerrard, Lambert, Lucas, Balotelli

Edit: damn you @the count

 

[Comical Aly]

Lovren's not even on the bench

 

[Frogfish]

I really don't like this 3-0, 3-1, 4-0 shite. Jinxy cunts.

 

[cloggypop]

5 nil.

 

[Insignificance]

injured

 

[Frogfish]

United same team as vs. Spurs :

United XI: De Gea, Valencia, Jones, Smalling, Blind, Carrick, Herrera, Mata, Fellaini, Young, Rooney.

Subs :Valdez, Rojo, Rafa, AdM, Adnan, Pereira, Falcao.

 

[Skullflower]

wheres wankobitch?