Man United Pre-Match

[Frogfish]

Just checking on United's injury situation (the last column is AVAILABLE?) :

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{td=157x@} A Martial{/td}
{td=148x@}Thigh{/td}
{td=20x@} {/td}
{td=104x@}March 13, 2018{/td}
{td=100x@}Slight Doubt{/td}
{/tr}
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{td=157x@}A Herrera{/td}
{td=148x@}Hamstring Injury{/td}
{td=20x@} {/td}
{td=104x@}March 17, 2018{/td}
{td=100x@}Major Doubt{/td}
{/tr}
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{td=157x@}M Rojo{/td}
{td=148x@}Knock{/td}
{td=20x@} {/td}
{td=104x@}March 17, 2018{/td}
{td=100x@}Slight Doubt{/td}
{/tr}
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{td=157x@}P Jones{/td}
{td=148x@}Knock{/td}
{td=20x@} {/td}
{td=104x@}No Return Date{/td}
{td=100x@}No{/td}
{/tr}
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{td=157x@}M Fellaini{/td}
{td=148x@}MCL Knee Ligament Injury{/td}
{td=20x@} {/td}
{td=104x@}March 10, 2018{/td}
{td=100x@} {/td}
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{td=157x@}D Blind{/td}
{td=148x@}Ankle Injury{/td}
{td=20x@} {/td}
{td=104x@}No Return Date{/td}
{td=100x@}No{/td}
{/tr}
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{td=157x@} Z Ibrahimovic{/td}
{td=148x@}Knee Injury{/td}
{td=20x@} {/td}
{td=104x@}No Return Date{/td}
{td=100x@}No{/td}
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That looks like Herrera, Jones, Fellaini, Blind and Ibra are all definitely out and maybe Rojo too. However I suspect Martial will likely play, would be great if he were out too though.

Henderson (dead leg), Robertson (sligh knock) and Wijnaldum (stomach bug) are all listed and all given as returning on the10th.

 

[Jack D Rips]

I wish it was 2.25pm tomorrow.

 

[jason]

We all know that cunt Mourinho is too smart to play into our hands and play proper football, so he'll shut up shop and play hoofball to that donkey they've got up front. If they come out and go all tikataka then they'll get ruined by a cricket score. Their fans will be on their case to play proper football, but there's no way it's happening and Mourinho wont care.

I expect them to press us at a million miles an hour straight out of the traps. Pressing our press.

For some reason I think this is the post of the thread.Probably because it will be right.

 

[doctor_mac]

Where you seeing this, and what app should I download to take the bet? Never gambled before, so newbie to this.

Sign up to Ladbrokes. There's probably even better introductory offers you can take advantage of.

 

[Piedro]

Jesse Lingard is the worst. He looks like the rich kid at school who pays money to "cool" guys to hang out with him

He looks like a Primordial Dwarf

 

[Piedro]

Herrera is the biggest cunt playing for those twats. I fucking despise the little rat.

He'd best not be playing tomorrow.

Edit - I just seen Froggys post. Thank fuck.

 

[leftpeg]

If we play our version of well and they play theirs, we win...comfortably. This game is all about us.

 

[the count]

Herrera is the biggest cunt playing for those twats. I fucking despise the little rat.

He'd best not be playing tomorrow.

Edit - I just seen Froggys post. Thank fuck.

A snidey, sneaky, cheating, diving cunt.
I hate him more than any one of their players.
Can't blame Gerrard for wanting to break the prick

 

[darkstarexodus]

20 hours?

My fucking stomach has been gone since this morning.

Had a family birthday party on Wed evening & the multitude of bitters their helped though. Even the bitterest of those cunts couldn't help but give us begrudged praise.

They actually fucking agreed between them that we were the second best side in the league FFS. These are so fucking bitter that they didn't even damn Suarez with faint praise at his highest heights for us, & they fucking all agreed that we were the best side behind City.

I was fucking gobsmacked.

Oh fuck. The Bitters have learned the power of the reverse jinx.

2-0 to United.

 

[SummerOnions]

Oh fuck. The Bitters have learned the power of the reverse jinx.

2-0 to United.

Hopefully it counteracts the Lovren interview jinx. 0-2

 

[Mystic]

Gone a tenner on 4-1 with Salah scoring, returns £1250. First time I've bet on anything since I bet a tenner that Liverpool would win the 2005 champions league final scoring 3 or more goals.

 

[Hansern]

Pogba injured in training today, late fitness test tomorrow

 

[Woland]

He's fucking shite

 

[ILD]

We don't want to concede early and allow them sit back. Hopefully Salah will be inspired against a former Manager. Robertson should further endear himself to us by kicking anything that moves. I hope young is booked early and then walks for a second booking for diving. Please no screamers or gifting the a goal. We'll go at them and fingers crossed we take our chances.

 

[Fabio]

He's fucking shite

He is, but you just know that cunts gonna have the game of his life and make Can look like a clogger

 

[Woland]

Nah, Roy Keane gave him a dead leg

 

[Halmeister]

De Gea with another superhero performance as usual against us. Them to score a shit, scrappy goal and win one nil.

 

[Fabio]

De Gea with another superhero performance as usual against us. Them to score a shit, scrappy goal and win one nil.

Defo this

 

[gkmacca]

Fellaini is back. So if we have any sense at all we should get the elbowing psychopath sent off.

 

[Fabio]

Fellaini is back. So if we have any sense at all we should get the elbowing psychopath sent off.

I was gonna say he'd be the cunt who'll no doubt score, but thought he was injured. Gutting.

 

[Hansern]

Anthony Martial and Paul Pogba are both out injured for Liverpool's game with Manchester United. [MEN]

Martial out is good news for us, Pogba can fuck off the dabbing twat

 

[DHSC]

Not buying any of this.

 

[Halmeister]

Pogba out is a blow. For us.

 

[Fabio]

Pogba out is a blow. For us.

Just means they'll shut up shop more.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Didn't expect him to play pogba anyway.

He's gonna want to rest anyone he can & play the filthiest cunts he can with maybe one or two players who know where the net is just in case they get a chance or two on the break or a set piece, & a player or two who can hold it up to try to relieve the pressure.

These cunts are gonna start at a hundred miles an hour & you can bet they're gonna throw loads of dirty tackles in from the start cos they'll know the ref won't want to book anyone early.

 

[Frogfish]

Fellaini is back. So if we have any sense at all we should get the elbowing psychopath sent off.

He has only started one match in the past 5 months. I doubt he'll start and if he does then good, he won't be match fit and up to speed.

 

[Frogfish]

Anthony Martial and Paul Pogba are both out injured for Liverpool's game with Manchester United. [MEN]

Martial out is good news for us, Pogba can fuck off the dabbing twat

That's great news if true and MEN are not assisting Mourinho with a blind-side move.

 

[Oncy]

De Gea with another superhero performance as usual against us. Them to score a shit, scrappy goal and win one nil.

Yeah I’m on this page as well. I fucking HATE playing them. Mourinho will win his war of boredom as per usual. 0-0 or 1-0 to the cunts

 

[FoxForceFive]

Worth mentioning Klopp's record against Mourinho, which is the best of any top manager (Conte also has a 50% win record but has only played him twice), Mourinho will not be looking forward to this anymore than we are.

He'll be all out damage control & it wouldn't surprise me at all if they were so unambitious that they don't even have a shot on goal again like the last fixture.

 

[Hansern]

Herrera being out is great news. I hate the snidey little diving shite