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Man United Pre-Match

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Well the fact we couldn't score against

Valencia - Smalling - Jones - Darmain

tells me there if every chance careers won't end Saturday.

Add the best keeper in world football behind them and Joses defensive set up and we'll be lucky to create many clear cut chances.

They won't be leaving any space to get exposed by our electric counter attack

You sound pleased.
 
Early United team news in...

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You sound pleased.

Nah just stating as it most likely will be not just posting UTD back four and saying careers will be ended when we all know that won't be the case.

It would be magical to better then 4-0 or something but it's as likely as you handing out a like on this forum.
 
I hope we win one nil playing the dullest anti-football on the planet, then watch Mourihino crumble into a pile of self pitying shite.
 
Id gladly take a point/ any result that sees that 'orrible cunt Mourinho triggered come fulltime.
 
Yeah, I'd take a point as well. I'm convinced we're gonna lose 1-0 to some horrendously lucky scrappy goal, and Pawson will fuck us over with some ridiculous decisions.
 
Pussies. I don't want a point. I want is to rip into them playing scintillating football that will have their fans a slimy stinking green all over as we tear them a new one.

Yeah. It's hard to imagine that we want a point when there is three up for grabs.

I want us to go full throttle agianst them. The more we risk the bigger chance that we break them Down, but of course the biger risk they can hurt us as well. But we need to take this risk. We need to make football the winner out there. ANd we know we are an amazing football team when we click, so let's use this opportunity to show just that.

We can imagine a couple of scenarios, and most likely they will be cautious as hell but still have the raw power to hurt us. But if that is to happen it is better to drain them completely in their attempt to secure a point or three rather than let them get it easy with a cautious approach from our side. Jose will have the tuesday game in the back of his head as well, no doubt, and we should capitalize from that. 95% certain he will spend majority of game to close all space for Mane and Salah. This limit their chances to hit us. It might be that Klopp want to give them some ball to open them a little up, but if this game end in a waiting game the chance is much much bigger for them to score a scrappy goal, or Close it at 0-0. Hence our best chance is to go full throttle.
 
We all know that cunt Mourinho is too smart to play into our hands and play proper football, so he'll shut up shop and play hoofball to that donkey they've got up front. If they come out and go all tikataka then they'll get ruined by a cricket score. Their fans will be on their case to play proper football, but there's no way it's happening and Mourinho wont care.
I expect them to press us at a million miles an hour straight out of the traps. Pressing our press.
 
I'm seeing 7/1.

If you fancy a repetition of our result the last time we played them after qualifying for the CL quarters (1-4) you can get 55-1.
Where you seeing this, and what app should I download to take the bet? Never gambled before, so newbie to this.
 
FUCK ! I thought it was Saturday and couldn't understand why the teams weren't out yet. Thought I'd got the time difference mixed up 🙁
 
Now you have 20 hours to de-hype and then time to re-hype
20 hours?

My fucking stomach has been gone since this morning.

Had a family birthday party on Wed evening & the multitude of bitters their helped though. Even the bitterest of those cunts couldn't help but give us begrudged praise.

They actually fucking agreed between them that we were the second best side in the league FFS. These are so fucking bitter that they didn't even damn Suarez with faint praise at his highest heights for us, & they fucking all agreed that we were the best side behind City.

I was fucking gobsmacked.
 
20 hours?

My fucking stomach has been gone since this morning.

Had a family birthday party on Wed evening & the multitude of bitters their helped though. Even the bitterest of those cunts couldn't help but give us begrudged praise.

They actually fucking agreed between them that we were the second best side in the league FFS. These are so fucking bitter that they didn't even damn Suarez with faint praise at his highest heights for us, & they fucking all agreed that we were the best side behind City.

I was fucking gobsmacked.
I was going to argue that Suarez carried the side and Mo doesnt, hence the praise but i don't think i even agree with that notion...
 
I can't see how they can contain us. Fuck knows how they're where they are, they're shit.
We'll pulverise them.
 
If they have Smalling and Lindelof at the back then its open season....

Jeez they must secretly be bricking it....

Im just worried those cunts might try to injure a few of our boys.
 
I can see it being 1-1 tomorrow. We'll attack and manure will park the bus. They will play with two DM's as well as pogba, and will do the same tactics they did against chelsea. Mourinho will try to slowly grind us down. If we don't nick a goal in the first half we're gonna be in trouble as they always come along a lot stronger in the 2nd half.
 
I can see it being 1-1 tomorrow. We'll attack and manure will park the bus. They will play with two DM's as well as pogba, and will do the same tactics they did against chelsea. Mourinho will try to slowly grind us down. If we don't nick a goal in the first half we're gonna be in trouble as they always come along a lot stronger in the 2nd half.
Firstly Pogba is one of the worst 'defensive midfielders' you'll ever see. It's not his game, so if they go with him in front of a back four (they'll have Matic sitting there of course) ..... open day.

And if they come on stronger in the 2nd half (like they did at Anfield?) then that simply plays into our hands.

I've absolutely no doubt Mourinho will say "fuck you cunts", to everyone, and use the same tactics he used at Anfield. I'd be simply amazed, he having seen what our front three can do, if he tried anything different.

The wild card is Sanchez but since Mourinho is misusing him (playing him in an 'Eriksen' role when he is clearly best as the wide left forward and cutting in) as much as he's misusing Pogba (not as an attacking midfielder) then I don't see much danger there either.
 
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Firstly Pogba is one of the worst 'defensive midfielders' you'll ever see. It's not his game, so if they go with him in front of a back four (they'll have Matic sitting there of course) ..... open day.

And if they come on stronger in the 2nd half (like they did at Anfield?) then that simply plays into our hands.

I've absolutely no doubt Mourinho wil say " fuck you cunts, to everyone, and use the same tactics he used at Anfield. I'd be simply amazed, having seen what our front three can do, if he tried anything different.

The wild card is Sanchez but since Mourinho is misusing him (playing him in an 'Eriksen' role when he is clearly best as the wide left forward and cutting in) as much as he's misusing Pogba (not as an attacking midfielder) then I don't see much danger there either.

McTominay and Matic are both DMs and could play in a midfield three with Pogba, leaving him free from defensive duties. That means Sanchez/ Lukaku plus one from Martial, Mata, Lingard and Rashford.
 
McTominay and Matic are both DMs and could play in a midfield three with Pogba, leaving him free from defensive duties. That means Sanchez/ Lukaku plus one from Martial, Mata, Lingard and Rashford.
To date what Mourinho has done has play either Pogba or McTominay (not sure he'd trust him for this high intensity match and up against Mane+Firmino+Robertson though - he was close to a double yellow vs Sevilla as it was). Though I agree relatively freeing Pogba from defensive duties suits his game best.

However that then means he can't play Sanchez where he's started him in every game since his arrival, AM, with Martial left, Lukaku centre and Mata or Rashford right (Lingard is also usually played as AM but can also go left or right). That may be too attack-minded for Mourinho though.
 
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