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Man United Pre-Match

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Klopp will not play gung-ho go get em football against that lot - you watch - he will play a less attacking game, coz that is what really fucks with Jose's head. Remember the game against them earlier this season - Klopp got slated, but our manager knows when to let go of his natural instincts and against which other managers - Jose is one of them for sure.
 
It will be dreary as fuck and I am expecting to lose 1-0 to a defensive/keeper fuck up. I hate playing United and I hate playing Mourinho.
 
It will be dreary as fuck and I am expecting to lose 1-0 to a defensive/keeper fuck up. I hate playing United and I hate playing Mourinho.

I share the same feeling - his defensive style is just built for the little 'details' in 'transition' where mistakes occur. I just hope our players keep their discipline coz I don't think they can keep the ball very well against City, United, Spurs. I rate our midfielders better than most so I can only think its a mental thing.
 
I’d take a draw all day long. We’ve won there like 3 times in the past 20 years. I was lucky enough to be there for two of them. Then I stopped going cos it was horrible.

I’ll take a fucking boring 0-0 right now.
 
So what's our best 11 for this specific game?

This will be the team. Not sure if it is the best, but I like it well enough.


Trent AA----Virgil------Lovren-----Robertson

-----------------------Can--------------------------

AOC------------------------------------Milner

Salah------------Firmino-----------Mane


Gini, Hendo, Matip and Ings on the bench
 
I’d take a draw all day long. We’ve won there like 3 times in the past 20 years. I was lucky enough to be there for two of them. Then I stopped going cos it was horrible.

I’ll take a fucking boring 0-0 right now.

Tell us some stories mate!
 
Well, the last one was the reason I stopped going. The 2004 game when Danny Murphy scored a pen and we won 1-0.

It wasn’t even so much the Utd fans, our fans did my head in as well so it just put me off going to this game in future.

I was going with a lad I worked with and we decided to book on with a coach firm we saw advertised in the paper. Turned up at Stanley Park to get picked up, expecting to be on like a 60 seater coach with loads of other reds. Nope, the few that were there, were full already, and at the end of the line of coaches, is a 15 seater minibus. We were directed towards this. Got on, and waited for it to fill up so we could leave.

The lads that got on the bus with us, were the worst kind of scallies Liverpool has to offer. They were all already smashed, probably hadn’t gone to bed from the night before. As soon as we got going on the motorway, they started pulling beak out and doing that, smoking weed, singing Munich songs, allsorts like that. Me and my mate just sat at the front quietly shitting ourselves.

Only a short journey down the M62 so it wasn’t that bad, but then when we arrived towards Old Trafford we got stuck in traffic. We were running late as well so all of the match day fans were walking down the street next to the bus. All the dickheads on our coach start singing the Munich songs again, making plane gestures to all the passing fans. Next minute a gang of Utd fans start smacking on the side of the bus and rocking it, throwing stuff trying to break the windows and that. I was fucking terrified. We were at the front of the Minibus so if any of them got on, we were the first target despite not actually doing anything wrong. They kept kicking fuck out of the door at the front and I honestly thought that was the end for me like.

Anyway this carried on for about 5 mins then the police must have saw what was going on and came to rescue us. They gave us a police escort into the car park and then got on the bus and must have smelt the weed etc, and started searching the bus. Me and my mate managed to slip off the bus and mingle in with the fans getting off another coach so luckily got away.

After the game, we got kept behind in the ground, then came out and got back to the minibus. None of the lads showed up so they must have got arrested before the game. So we had the bus to ourselves on the way back. Which was actually a bit dull cos we’d just beaten those cunts at their place and it was just me and my mates sitting on an empty bus!
 
Well, the last one was the reason I stopped going. The 2004 game when Danny Murphy scored a pen and we won 1-0.

It wasn’t even so much the Utd fans, our fans did my head in as well so it just put me off going to this game in future.

I was going with a lad I worked with and we decided to book on with a coach firm we saw advertised in the paper. Turned up at Stanley Park to get picked up, expecting to be on like a 60 seater coach with loads of other reds. Nope, the few that were there, were full already, and at the end of the line of coaches, is a 15 seater minibus. We were directed towards this. Got on, and waited for it to fill up so we could leave.

The lads that got on the bus with us, were the worst kind of scallies Liverpool has to offer. They were all already smashed, probably hadn’t gone to bed from the night before. As soon as we got going on the motorway, they started pulling beak out and doing that, smoking weed, singing Munich songs, allsorts like that. Me and my mate just sat at the front quietly shitting ourselves.

Only a short journey down the M62 so it wasn’t that bad, but then when we arrived towards Old Trafford we got stuck in traffic. We were running late as well so all of the match day fans were walking down the street next to the bus. All the dickheads on our coach start singing the Munich songs again, making plane gestures to all the passing fans. Next minute a gang of Utd fans start smacking on the side of the bus and rocking it, throwing stuff trying to break the windows and that. I was fucking terrified. We were at the front of the Minibus so if any of them got on, we were the first target despite not actually doing anything wrong. They kept kicking fuck out of the door at the front and I honestly thought that was the end for me like.

Anyway this carried on for about 5 mins then the police must have saw what was going on and came to rescue us. They gave us a police escort into the car park and then got on the bus and must have smelt the weed etc, and started searching the bus. Me and my mate managed to slip off the bus and mingle in with the fans getting off another coach so luckily got away.

After the game, we got kept behind in the ground, then came out and got back to the minibus. None of the lads showed up so they must have got arrested before the game. So we had the bus to ourselves on the way back. Which was actually a bit dull cos we’d just beaten those cunts at their place and it was just me and my mates sitting on an empty bus!


Fuck me what a story, what a run of games that was though. Murphy with winner after winner at OT
 
Well, the last one was the reason I stopped going. The 2004 game when Danny Murphy scored a pen and we won 1-0.

It wasn’t even so much the Utd fans, our fans did my head in as well so it just put me off going to this game in future.

I was going with a lad I worked with and we decided to book on with a coach firm we saw advertised in the paper. Turned up at Stanley Park to get picked up, expecting to be on like a 60 seater coach with loads of other reds. Nope, the few that were there, were full already, and at the end of the line of coaches, is a 15 seater minibus. We were directed towards this. Got on, and waited for it to fill up so we could leave.

The lads that got on the bus with us, were the worst kind of scallies Liverpool has to offer. They were all already smashed, probably hadn’t gone to bed from the night before. As soon as we got going on the motorway, they started pulling beak out and doing that, smoking weed, singing Munich songs, allsorts like that. Me and my mate just sat at the front quietly shitting ourselves.

Only a short journey down the M62 so it wasn’t that bad, but then when we arrived towards Old Trafford we got stuck in traffic. We were running late as well so all of the match day fans were walking down the street next to the bus. All the dickheads on our coach start singing the Munich songs again, making plane gestures to all the passing fans. Next minute a gang of Utd fans start smacking on the side of the bus and rocking it, throwing stuff trying to break the windows and that. I was fucking terrified. We were at the front of the Minibus so if any of them got on, we were the first target despite not actually doing anything wrong. They kept kicking fuck out of the door at the front and I honestly thought that was the end for me like.

Anyway this carried on for about 5 mins then the police must have saw what was going on and came to rescue us. They gave us a police escort into the car park and then got on the bus and must have smelt the weed etc, and started searching the bus. Me and my mate managed to slip off the bus and mingle in with the fans getting off another coach so luckily got away.

After the game, we got kept behind in the ground, then came out and got back to the minibus. None of the lads showed up so they must have got arrested before the game. So we had the bus to ourselves on the way back. Which was actually a bit dull cos we’d just beaten those cunts at their place and it was just me and my mates sitting on an empty bus!

Thankfully, you're built like a bull and would have wrecked those Manc cunts ... right? 🙂
 
Well, the last one was the reason I stopped going. The 2004 game when Danny Murphy scored a pen and we won 1-0.

It wasn’t even so much the Utd fans, our fans did my head in as well so it just put me off going to this game in future.

I was going with a lad I worked with and we decided to book on with a coach firm we saw advertised in the paper. Turned up at Stanley Park to get picked up, expecting to be on like a 60 seater coach with loads of other reds. Nope, the few that were there, were full already, and at the end of the line of coaches, is a 15 seater minibus. We were directed towards this. Got on, and waited for it to fill up so we could leave.

The lads that got on the bus with us, were the worst kind of scallies Liverpool has to offer. They were all already smashed, probably hadn’t gone to bed from the night before. As soon as we got going on the motorway, they started pulling beak out and doing that, smoking weed, singing Munich songs, allsorts like that. Me and my mate just sat at the front quietly shitting ourselves.

Only a short journey down the M62 so it wasn’t that bad, but then when we arrived towards Old Trafford we got stuck in traffic. We were running late as well so all of the match day fans were walking down the street next to the bus. All the dickheads on our coach start singing the Munich songs again, making plane gestures to all the passing fans. Next minute a gang of Utd fans start smacking on the side of the bus and rocking it, throwing stuff trying to break the windows and that. I was fucking terrified. We were at the front of the Minibus so if any of them got on, we were the first target despite not actually doing anything wrong. They kept kicking fuck out of the door at the front and I honestly thought that was the end for me like.

Anyway this carried on for about 5 mins then the police must have saw what was going on and came to rescue us. They gave us a police escort into the car park and then got on the bus and must have smelt the weed etc, and started searching the bus. Me and my mate managed to slip off the bus and mingle in with the fans getting off another coach so luckily got away.

After the game, we got kept behind in the ground, then came out and got back to the minibus. None of the lads showed up so they must have got arrested before the game. So we had the bus to ourselves on the way back. Which was actually a bit dull cos we’d just beaten those cunts at their place and it was just me and my mates sitting on an empty bus!

Same game, I was working in Chester, and the lads I worked with convinced me to go their local for the match. A couple of hours after the game Danny Murphy walked in and stuck his card behind the bar and said the milky bars on me, and got everyone wrecked all night.
 
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Man U are far more clinical in front of goal and so could go for the approach of parking the bus and hitting us on the counter
 
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Man U are far more clinical in front of goal and so could go for the approach of parking the bus and hitting us on the counter

Is 1% far more clinical? They are marginally more clinical.
 
We're winning this 1-0 off a scrappy set piece after missing a bag full of sitters and clinging on for dear life.
 
Well I hope Martial scores his 25th for United after we have scored 4 or 5..

Rub salt into the wounds for united..

This would trigger a clause in his contract which sees UTD having to pay Monaco a further £8.9 million..
 
Their back four:

Valencia - Smalling - Lindelof - Young

Someone fucking tell me how Mane, Firmino, and Salah aren't going to end careers there.

Well the fact we couldn't score against

Valencia - Smalling - Jones - Darmain

tells me there if every chance careers won't end Saturday.

Add the best keeper in world football behind them and Joses defensive set up and we'll be lucky to create many clear cut chances.

They won't be leaving any space to get exposed by our electric counter attack
 
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