Alright, so we really need to highlight how systemic our defensive issues are, and how much Lovren has to do.
This has been my constant bugbear with Brodge since day 1; he has no fucking clue how to set a team up defensively. He thinks you need a loud leader in there to control things. He loved Carragher, dropped every cunt he could find after we got battered at Old Trafford a few years back, and went and bought Lovren to 'be that leader who attacks things'.
Not that I'm against Lovren, I'm all fucking for him like, but we need more than a player, we need to be able to defend as a team. Mancini got pilloried in his first year or two at City for being ultra defensive, but they went and won the league off the back of it. And Pellegrini reaped the rewards of it too. Kompany, Hart, Zabaleta, great names, but they've got a great system which is the key thing. Look at us - Shoving Lovren in there is like sticking lipstick on a pig.
Case in point; their goal yesterday. Right, a Vine vid doesn't highlight full games so you're gonna have to take my word for this; Lovren spent the entire 90 minutes yesterday urging our defensive line forward. Southampton in possession, they play a sideways or backwards pass whilst they're in the attacking half, and Lovren does what a centre back should do; advance forward. Any half-arsed centre back that's lived on this planet and stood on a training pitch knows that's your cue. They go backwards, you charge up the field. Carragher was great at it, Terry is great at it, it's defending 1.01.
Lovren did it all first half, Only problem? Glenjo, Manquillo and Skretl stood exactly where they were. so we had 1 defender moving up the ground, and our 3 other (mostly experienced I might add) defenders standing still. I was screaming at the fucking TV. As I said earlier, Lovren's only gonna stand for that shit for so long.
You think our man Dejan would put up with the shite we served up in our last 3 games away to Norwich or away to Palace last season? Would he fuck.
Anyway, back to the goal. Watch this -
https://vine.co/v/M35vlUQT1Pw
- I'm gonna need you to watch this a few times by the way.
Look at Lovren in the first 2 seconds. Moving forward, arms spread, run out with me cunts. That's called being a centre back.
Then watch the video again. Here you go -
https://vine.co/v/M35vlUQT1Pw
Look at Skrtel and Manquillo for just about any second you like. Standing still. Skrtel sorta half moves forward then thinks fuck that.
Watch it for a third time -
https://vine.co/v/M35vlUQT1Pw - Lovren covers Pelle (I think) and has to move towards the camera to do so. Again, being a defender. Cover the threat.
It's Skrtel's lack of movement here that kills me. The second Lovren goes, Skrtel has to cover. He has to get close to Lovren and tighten the gap. Run towards the fucking camera. Just even pretend you two are close. He does nothing. He's still not sure if he should be going forward or backwards. He shouldn't be doing either, he should be getting closer to Lovren. Terry Carvalho, Bruce Pallister, Hyypia Henchoz, Adams Bould - they all stood and worked togethor. Really it's not that fucking hard.
By that stage we're done. Our centre halves are split, Clyne makes the run in behind, Skrtel has to leg it over to try and block (ever wonder why Skrtel is always on the ground making last ditch sliding tackles? It's cos he is ALWAYS OUT OF FUCKING POSITION) and fails to do so. 1-1.
Our problems aren't Glenjo in isolation, or Skrtel Vs Sakho. Our defensive issues are systemic, and it's asking far too much of Lovren alone to try and fix that.