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Poll Liverpool Manager For Next Season

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Who would you choose out of the following?


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I dread to think what's going to happen when Mourinho signs for Real Madrid.

SCM is going to turn into some kind of Waco.
 
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40212.msg1106399#msg1106399 date=1274251790]
I dread to think what's going to happen when Mourinho signs for Real Madrid.

LeChac is going to turn into some kind of frog.
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Fixed.
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=40212.msg1106384#msg1106384 date=1274247567]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=40212.msg1106380#msg1106380 date=1274240610]
So if the press are to be believed, that's Real Madrid, Juventus, Inter Milan, and AC Milan who've shown serious interest in Benitez. Europe's minnows then.

SCM thinks he's a "fucking useless cunt" though.
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Yeah but you know better than Dunga.
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Says who?
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=40212.msg1106380#msg1106380 date=1274240610]
So if the press are to be believed, that's Real Madrid, Juventus, Inter Milan, and AC Milan who've shown serious interest in Benitez. Europe's minnows then.

SCM thinks he's a "fucking useless cunt" though.
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Ha.
 
it seems the top clubs are after rafa. why is this?

is it;

a) the top clubs are clueless

b) there are very few high profile managers available

c) rafa is no where near as bad as some peope make out

d) the top clubs take into consideration the off field bullshit as well as onfield results

e) jose will only go to real
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=40212.msg1106396#msg1106396 date=1274251324]
O'Tomkins really is a glutton for punishment, isn't he?
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Bren, if we tallied up the amount of times you've been wrong on this and other sites over the years, we'd be on an equal footing. And you know it.

The difference is that I don't feel the need to highlight this to you in the same rather pathetic, tryhard way that you're currently attempting. Probably because I don't have an inferiority complex.

'I don't care much for tactics, or such-like, I just like watching football...' You simple clown.
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=40212.msg1106406#msg1106406 date=1274253022]
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40212.msg1106399#msg1106399 date=1274251790]
I dread to think what's going to happen when Mourinho signs for Real Madrid.

LeChac is going to turn into some kind of frog.
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Fixed.
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Ithankyouverymuch.
 
"O'Tompkins, you've been wrong more often this season than a weapons-grade [something].

It's been a smorgasbord of coruscating [something] embarassment trawling through your vague, inane ramblings about 4-4-2, box-to-box midfielders, Lucarse, Eggnog... All season long.

You're an adjective, adjective noun.

There you go Bren. I've saved you, me, and everyone else the bother of awaiting your entirely predictable, intelligence-ratifying reply.
 
Bren, if we tallied up the amount of times you've been wrong on this and other sites over the years, we'd be on an equal footing. And you know it.

The difference is that I don't feel the need to highlight this to you in the same rather pathetic, tryhard way that you're currently attempting. Probably because I don't have an inferiority complex.

'I don't care much for tactics, or such-like, I just like watching football...' You simple clown.

Can you name any obvious instances where I have made myself look like a gigantic, clueless, laughable cunt?
 
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[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=40212.msg1106426#msg1106426 date=1274256531]
and bren has left the floor open for ryan to lay the smackdown. over to you ryan.
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How is he going to do that? Fucking seriosly HOW?

O'Tomkins has turned into a puddle-drinking halfwit
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=40212.msg1106424#msg1106424 date=1274256350]
Bren, if we tallied up the amount of times you've been wrong on this and other sites over the years, we'd be on an equal footing. And you know it.

The difference is that I don't feel the need to highlight this to you in the same rather pathetic, tryhard way that you're currently attempting. Probably because I don't have an inferiority complex.

'I don't care much for tactics, or such-like, I just like watching football...' You simple clown.

Can you name any obvious instances where I have made myself look like a gigantic, clueless, laughable cunt?
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What will it achieve, more 'adjective adjective noun' STINGERS, like the "puddle-drinking" effort below?

I'm really not interested in dragging it out Bren, primarily because I don't have a complex over my fucking limited knowledge of what happens on a football pitch.

BUT... Since you asked:

Every. Single. Match. Thread. from the last 2 years. "Oh, but it's reverse negativiWAH WAH WAH". Seriously, they're fucking mortifying. "Look at this clueless cunt, he couldn't score in a brothel". As sure as night follows day, said "clueless cunt" scores the winner.

Players you continually championed that turned out to be fucking rubbish: Kewell, Baros, Ziege, Dudek, etc etc.

And conversely, those you ridiculed that then turned out to be fucking good regulars, and you backflipped like a fucking lamb on - Skrtel, Aurelio, Park, Kuyt, etc

Not to mention some memorably fucking awful comments:
"Danny Guthrie is 10 times the player Lucas will ever be."
"Robbie Savage is better than Momo Sissoko"
"I don't care much for tactics, just football on a pitch is enough" or some such bollocks.

And then there was your infamous "Benitez's tactics require 19 players" thread. Which I go back to occassionally when I'm need of a cheer.

I've had enough Bren. I could go on for days, but what's the point?
 
In fairness Ryan, if you're going to continue to address the board like a bunch of drooling retards, you can't really afford threads like that Lucas one.
 
And conversely, those you ridiculed that then turned out to be fucking good regulars, and you backflipped like a fucking lamb on - Skrtel, Aurelio, Park, Kuyt, etc

Bollocks. And "Back-flipped like a lamb"? You're not very clever are you?

"Danny Guthrie is 10 times the player Lucas will ever be." - This is true
"Robbie Savage is better than Momo Sissoko" - exaggeration to make a point. You do the same, except you exaggerate to make incorrect points. Spot the difference?
"I don't care much for tactics, just football on a pitch is enough" or some such bollocks. - my point here was, I don't analyse in-depth tactics, and then bore the tits off everyone with it. And in your case, your analysis was almost always wrong.

And then there was your infamous "Benitez's tactics require 19 players" thread. Which I go back to occassionally when I'm need of a cheer. - again, an exaggeration to make another correct point.

I've had enough Bren. I could go on for days, but what's the point? - I don't know. You make me laugh, I suppose.

I'm right nearly all the time. You are right hardly ever. You're a bit of a laughing stock, O'Tomkins, chalkboard and all.
 
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40212.msg1106425#msg1106425 date=1274256430]
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Picture-perfect analogy for this thread.
 
[quote author=keniget link=topic=40212.msg1106429#msg1106429 date=1274257578]
In fairness Ryan, if you're going to continue to address the board like a bunch of drooling retards, you can't really afford threads like that Lucas one.
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The "drooling retards" bit is unfair Ken. Although I make no apologies for thinking that if you don't rate Kuyt (or whomever else it was), then yes - I do think you're retarded.

If this whole charade is going to turn into "the time you were wrong was more embarassing than the time I was wrong" type levels, then I'm not really arsed though.

As for Lucas - Well he's played for Brazil before, he'll play for them again. I'm surprised he wasn't included, as were the many media selections that had him in their 'predicted' sides, and most of this forum. Does his non-selection make me think he's shite all of a sudden? What do you think?
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=40212.msg1106430#msg1106430 date=1274257702]
And conversely, those you ridiculed that then turned out to be fucking good regulars, and you backflipped like a fucking lamb on - Skrtel, Aurelio, Park, Kuyt, etc

Bollocks. And "Back-flipped like a lamb"? You're not very clever are you?

"Danny Guthrie is 10 times the player Lucas will ever be." - This is true
"Robbie Savage is better than Momo Sissoko" - exaggeration to make a point. You do the same, except you exaggerate to make incorrect points. Spot the difference?
"I don't care much for tactics, just football on a pitch is enough" or some such bollocks. - my point here was, I don't analyse in-depth tactics, and then bore the tits off everyone with it. And in your case, your analysis was almost always wrong.

And then there was your infamous "Benitez's tactics require 19 players" thread. Which I go back to occassionally when I'm need of a cheer. - again, an exaggeration to make another correct point.

I've had enough Bren. I could go on for days, but what's the point? - I don't know. You make me laugh, I suppose.

I'm right nearly all the time. You are right hardly ever. You're a bit of a laughing stock, O'Tomkins, chalkboard and all.
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I can't believe you went to all that effort.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=40212.msg1106432#msg1106432 date=1274257926]
The "drooling retards" bit is unfair Ken. Although I make no apologies for thinking that if you don't rate Kuyt (or whomever else it was), then yes - I do think you're retarded.

If this whole charade is going to turn into "the time you were wrong was more embarassing than the time I was wrong" type levels, then I'm not really arsed though.

As for Lucas - Well he's played for Brazil before, he'll play for them again. I'm surprised he wasn't included, as were the many media selections that had him in their 'predicted' sides, and most of this forum. Does his non-selection make me think he's shite all of a sudden? What do you think?
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I'm not commenting on the tiff between you and Brendan or anyone else, nor am I saying you're wrong or right about any one particular issue.

I'm just saying that the posts addressing the forum often seem to be full of contempt, at least that's the way they come across - the one in this post and the Lucas thread are examples. So when you're effectively calling people idiots, it's no wonder they'll pounce upon any opportunity they get to hit back.
 
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=40212.msg1106431#msg1106431 date=1274257911]
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40212.msg1106425#msg1106425 date=1274256430]
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Picture-perfect analogy for this thread.


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I offer for your consideration...


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[quote author=keniget link=topic=40212.msg1106436#msg1106436 date=1274258376]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=40212.msg1106432#msg1106432 date=1274257926]
The "drooling retards" bit is unfair Ken. Although I make no apologies for thinking that if you don't rate Kuyt (or whomever else it was), then yes - I do think you're retarded.

If this whole charade is going to turn into "the time you were wrong was more embarassing than the time I was wrong" type levels, then I'm not really arsed though.

As for Lucas - Well he's played for Brazil before, he'll play for them again. I'm surprised he wasn't included, as were the many media selections that had him in their 'predicted' sides, and most of this forum. Does his non-selection make me think he's shite all of a sudden? What do you think?
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I'm not commenting on the tiff between you and Brendan or anyone else, nor am I saying you're wrong or right about any one particular issue.

I'm just saying that the posts addressing the forum often seem to be full of contempt, at least that's the way they come across - the one in this post and the Lucas thread are examples. So when you're effectively calling people idiots, it's no wonder they'll pounce upon any opportunity they get to hit back.
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Full of contempt and never right.

And he wonders why he gets abuse?

Poor the O'Tomkins.
 
[quote author=keniget link=topic=40212.msg1106436#msg1106436 date=1274258376]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=40212.msg1106432#msg1106432 date=1274257926]
The "drooling retards" bit is unfair Ken. Although I make no apologies for thinking that if you don't rate Kuyt (or whomever else it was), then yes - I do think you're retarded.

If this whole charade is going to turn into "the time you were wrong was more embarassing than the time I was wrong" type levels, then I'm not really arsed though.

As for Lucas - Well he's played for Brazil before, he'll play for them again. I'm surprised he wasn't included, as were the many media selections that had him in their 'predicted' sides, and most of this forum. Does his non-selection make me think he's shite all of a sudden? What do you think?
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I'm not commenting on the tiff between you and Brendan or anyone else, nor am I saying you're wrong or right about any one particular issue.

I'm just saying that the posts addressing the forum often seem to be full of contempt, at least that's the way they come across - the one in this post and the Lucas thread are examples. So when you're effectively calling people idiots, it's no wonder they'll pounce upon any opportunity they get to hit back.
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At least Ryan makes an effort to lessen the consequences of his contemptuous replies by building up to it in stages i.e. Pity>Scorn>Derision>Contempt whereas Brendan more ruthlessly begins with contempt and then cranks it up - Meany.
 
At least Ryan makes an effort to lessen the consequences of his contemptuous replies by building up to it in stages i.e. Pity>Scorn>Derision>Contempt whereas Brendan more ruthlessly begins with contempt and then cranks it up - Meany.

Hmpph.

That's a little harsh.
 
At the risk of diverting attention away from the Brendan/Ryan wank-a-thon...

A blow for those wanting even more ego around..

Inter Milan coach Jose Mourinho says he will either remain in Milan or be at Real Madrid next season. "To get me to leave this club after two years of incredible work, only Real Madrid could achieve that," he told Spanish paper Marca (Reuters, 1055 BST).
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=40212.msg1106457#msg1106457 date=1274264537]
At least Ryan makes an effort to lessen the consequences of his contemptuous replies by building up to it in stages i.e. Pity>Scorn>Derision>Contempt whereas Brendan more ruthlessly begins with contempt and then cranks it up - Meany.

Hmpph.

That's a little harsh.
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Wear it, you mouth-breathing sack of...........................Oooooh that felt good, I couldn't finish it because it's not in my nature but I now know why people get off on these angsty ripostes.

Sorry Bren.
 
whether people agree with ryan or not I thought his chalk board was excellent. I'm not surprised he stopped them towards the end, even I lost the desire to analyse our performances without desending to 'that was a load of fucking shite'. its far more difficult to remain positive rather than tearing everything down in a blaze of epithets.
 
[quote author=Buddha link=topic=40212.msg1106458#msg1106458 date=1274264820]
At the risk of diverting attention away from the Brendan/Ryan wank-a-thon...

A blow for those wanting even more ego around..

Inter Milan coach Jose Mourinho says he will either remain in Milan or be at Real Madrid next season. "To get me to leave this club after two years of incredible work, only Real Madrid could achieve that," he told Spanish paper Marca (Reuters, 1055 BST).
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*sigh*

So much for that little dream...
 
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