LFC lookalikes wanted

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From the offal

Do you think you look like Milan Baros, Harry Kewell or Djibril Cisse? If so then producers of a fantastic new film about Liverpool's incredible triumph in Istanbul want to hear from you.
The movie, which is set to feature Jamie Carragher, Steven Gerrard and Didi Hamann in cameo roles, is expected to be premiered at the Odeon cinema, in Liverpool One, in autumn this year.

The short film is being made by new Liverpool city centre-based company Miracle Productions, which was set up by city businessman Paul Flanagan and Kirby.

Casting agency Bananafish Management are hunting for lookalikes to play the roles of Xabi Alonso, Cisse, Igor Biscan, Kewell, Vladimir Smicer and Milan Baros.

They start a two week shoot from August 3, of which two days will be required by the lookalikes.

All prospective lookalikes should email Jo, and her address is info@bananafish.co.uk

Highly acclaimed actor Andrew Schofield, of Scully fame, is also in the film alongside former Brookside actress Suzanne Collins.

The film is being backed by Reds star Carragher and a share of the profits will go to his new young people's charity The 23 Foundation.

Carragher said: "When Dave and Paul approached me about this idea, I read the script and thought it was hilarious.

"The lads and I are going to have to take the mickey out of ourselves. The film is a great way of raising awareness for The 23 Foundation."

Phoenix Nights star and comedian Neil Fitzmaurice will portray boss Rafa Benitez in the movie.

The 23 Foundation is aimed at helping children and young people.

 

[Richey]

Casting agency Bananafish Management are hunting for lookalikes to play the roles of Xabi Alonso, Cisse, Igor Biscan, Kewell, Vladimir Smicer and Milan Baros.

Whoever plays Igor will of course have to show 'that little bit extra' during the auditions.

I'm very pleased to say I don't look anything like any of them

 

[IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts]

Ryan could pass as Milan Baros.

 

[doctor_mac]

People used to say I looked like Berger. They don't now 🙁

 

[Paddy]

Why can't Xabi play a cameo role? Oh yeah, long way from Madrid.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I sometimes look like the President of Iran, if that helps.

 

[cochyn]

[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=34866.msg910782#msg910782 date=1248341159]
I sometimes look like the President of Iran, if that helps.
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that is uncanny!!!

if not a bit harsh on you!!!

 

[Ryan]

It's a pity they're not looking for male models, cos I'd be happy to do the job.

 

[reuque]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=34866.msg910801#msg910801 date=1248342561]
It's a pity they're not looking for male models, cos I'd be happy to do the job.
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Job of searching for male models?

 

[A_K_Q_J_10]

Sorry, the best I can do is offer my services as a fat version of Jan Molby. :-[

 

[Richey]

[quote author=A_K_Q_J_10 link=topic=34866.msg910873#msg910873 date=1248348518]
Sorry, the best I can do is offer my services as a fat version of Jan Molby. :-[
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Fucking hell mate, an even fatter version of Big Jan? How fat ARE you?

 

[A_K_Q_J_10]

[quote author=Richey link=topic=34866.msg910880#msg910880 date=1248348901]
[quote author=A_K_Q_J_10 link=topic=34866.msg910873#msg910873 date=1248348518]
Sorry, the best I can do is offer my services as a fat version of Jan Molby. :-[
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Fucking hell mate, an even fatter version of Big Jan? How fat ARE you?
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I'm quite large. Time for the gym (I wonder what sort of pies they have).

 

[Whaddapie]

After a few days without shaving, in a certain light*, I could pass for Xabi, from a distance**, if you looked quickly***...
























* Total darnkess.
** Half a mile away
*** Really, really quickly.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=34866.msg910801#msg910801 date=1248342561]
It's a pity they're not looking for Adam Sandler lookalikes, cos I'd be happy to do the job.
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[Loch Ness Monster]

If I stopped going the gym for a few weeks, and also dipped my cock and balls in ice cold water, I would be a double for Cisse.
But whiter. Without the tattoos. Or the crazy hair. Or the bruised wife.

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=34866.msg910985#msg910985 date=1248361360]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=34866.msg910801#msg910801 date=1248342561]
It's a pity they're not looking for Adam Sandler lookalikes, cos I'd be happy to do the job.
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Fuck you loserface.