Konoplyanka (a tiny bit NSFW, sorry)

[Hansern]

Ha! The Norwegian reporter outside Melwood enthusiasticallly says there is a helicopter circulating and maybe landing at Melwood and it might be a new player arriving.

The 10 year old kids standing behind him shaking their heads and saying its the Police you whopper!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Apparently the deal is now held up while Ian Ayre proudly displays pictures of his motorbike

 

[localny]

Ok, so we have till 3am? International plus faxing..?

 

[livvy145]

 

[white-sox]

Nice ring

 

[6TimesaRed]

Ok, so we have till 3am? International plus faxing..?

2am...

 

[Oncy]

Simon Jordan is a horrible smug cunt.
Its a fair fucking feat to be sat in the SKY FUCKING SPORTS studio and be the biggest cunt in the room.

 

[Shadey]

You ready guys 1 minute till it slams SHUT!

 

[6TimesaRed]

And Shut..

 

[6TimesaRed]

Still time yet...

 

[Shadey]

Last orders at the bar please

 

[Leo]

I'll have a black Russian

 

[FoxForceFive]

The Taw show is running late whilst they try to get confirmation it's gone through.

 

[Mystic]

Well, this is awkward.

 

[Oncy]

Fucking knew it.
Cockheads!!!!

 

[Oncy]

We didnt work hard enough to get this over the 1000 post mark.

Lock this motherfucker!!!!

 

[rurikbird]

 

[Leo]

Deal is dead.

 

[reuque]

International transfers get an extra hour or so

 

[Oncy]

Sky sports saying its off.

 

[SummerOnions]

He's a cunt and he's shite anyway. Not fit to lace ibes boots shit translation to an English name having motherfucker

 

[Shadey]

Game over guys I'm afraid

 

[Oncy]

Utter wank.

 

[Leo]

He's staying with Dnipro.
Fuck him.
Two headed cunt.

 

[Markeh]

is it over, I don't have sky sports news, whats happened?

so this is wrong:

1. Steven Gerrard ‏@SG8Official_3m
   Sources close to player confirm Konoplyanka could move as soon as 2am:O - http://bit.ly/1dFtCGG
   
   Steven Gerrard ‏@SG8Official_[URL='https://twitter.com/SG8Official_/status/429390412147875840']4m[/URL]
2. Konoplyanka deal to go through soon😀 Read Here - http://bit.ly/1dFtCGG Please retweet😀

 

[Shadey]

The cock teasing bastard

 

[Oncy]

Very disappointing.
We had a target since December and we dithered about until he went elsewhere. Then we turn to target 2 and cant get that over the line.

Mykhtharian
Willian
Salah
Konoplyanka

Bit of a fucking joke now.
We are Everton in Red.

 

[FoxForceFive]

We're shite at signing players.

 

[orcsonthewall]

This is so fucking weak.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Except we don't get bummed 4-0