Konoplyanka (a tiny bit NSFW, sorry)

[Shadey]

@MarkmaccaMc: So it's off now according to Sky..I wish you goodnight.

 

[BlitzAce]

I'd just sack Ian Ayre the useless bellend!! Been there almost a week and still couldn't get a fee sorted! What a wanker.

 

[SummerOnions]

he's been busy

 

[BlitzAce]

Saying that we've had all month to strengthen and send out a message to our rivals that we mean business so it's not just about today this is just one big fuck up! If we don't get top 4 we've only got ourselves to blame. Words can't express how pissed off I am to be honest.

 

[Shadey]

@LFCTS: BBC - Konoplyanka is an international deal Liverpool have an extra hour to file the paperwork. But there's still no word from Liverpool.

 

[Hansern]

Apparantly there is a backlog with FIFA and papers being registered, and international signings got 1 hour extra.

 

[Leo]

Yanks out etc etc.

 

[Mystic]

Definitely off, gutted.

 

[Oncy]

I think its pretty safe to say that it isnt happening.
Sky have it on their front page.
They wouldnt splash that if they werent sure.

 

[Mystic]

BBC confirmed it.

 

[Oncy]

Wankers.

 

[737Max]

sack him now

 

[SummerOnions]

bollocks.

Brodge is gonna be furious. If we don't get CL this could have serious ramifications

 

[reuque]

Fuck.

 

[Shadey]

If sky says its off it's defanately off.. Yeah

Good night

 

[SummerOnions]

Ketil B. Stensrud ‏@ketilbstensrud 5m @JimBoardman Ukrainian news say three issues: 1) Installments 2) Konoplyanka's father and his relationship with Dnipro owner 3) Agent fees

 

[Athens]

I stayed awake drinking beer for nothing.

 

[Hansern]

No deal. Fuck off thats embarressing.
What has Ayre been doing there for 3 days.

Time to put someone else in charge.

 

[Red Bird]

It's the agents, not the clubs, I'll warrant. Where did that Spurs story, yesterday, come from?

 

[dmishra]

Tony Barrett ‏@TonyBarretTimes 3m
Lots of confusion but it appears Liverpool have failed to sign Konoplyanka.

 

[SummerOnions]

Journos saying its nothing to do with ayre

 

[reuque]

Our squad isn't that bad but fuck me I've just registered the fact that we're resigned to bringing on Moses in more games than we should in our remaining games.

 

[Shadey]

Fuck it we'll get 4th if we score more goals than our opponent so Konomonopoly can get to fuck..

 

[Hansern]

BBC saying Dnipro didnt want to sell. Good thing Ayre stayed there for 3 days then.

 

[SummerOnions]

 

[Hansern]

We'll sign on a pre contract this summer then. He's got 1 year left on his contract.

 

[Mystic]

Wonder if we'll go back in the summer, I really wanted to sign this guy.

 

[Oncy]

Journos saying its nothing to do with ayre

How can it be nothing to do with him. He was there trying to do it since Wednesday.
Either you do the job or you wasted your time and you fucked up.
Well I dont see the Ukrainian at Melwood.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Seems a recurring theme.

 

[Mystic]

James Lippett ‏@JamLipp78 1m
Absolutely gutted, can't put it in to words.


That's his agent apparently.