Konoplyanka (a tiny bit NSFW, sorry)

[Buddha]

City Talk 105.9 ‏@CityTalk1059 5m We're hearing that #Konoplyanka has undergone a medical, but the transfer isn't complete, yet. #LFC #itp

 

[Buddha]

Anfield Online ‏@anfieldonline 4m BBC Radio reporting that medical for Konoplyanka was done earlier today.

 

[Gary25]

There's always the chance people on Twitter are purely guessing that it's done and if it does happen then it's 'i told you so' and they're seen as credible.

 

[Leo]

People on Twitter guessing
Well I never

 

[gene hughes]

People on Twitter guessing
Well I never

It's just a chance though Leo. It could be that all this contradictory information is reliable.

 

[Shadey]

@Richard_Buxton_: Told that #LFC & Dnipro have finally reached an agreement over Yevhen Konoplyanka. Fee still same as earlier but it's in Euros rather than £

 

[Mystic]

@Richard_Buxton_: Told that #LFC & Dnipro have finally reached an agreement over Yevhen Konoplyanka. Fee still same as earlier but it's in Euros rather than £

So we're playing less? :S

 

[QUADRASPAZ]

 

[FoxForceFive]

So we're playing less? :S

I suspect it'll be the other way round.

 

[gene hughes]

So after hours haggling over a number, Ayre pulls an ace out of his pocket by changing the currency.

"Hah!" said his adversaries "bested again!"

 

[Fabio]

So after hours haggling over a number, Ayre pulls an ace out of his pocket by changing the currency.

"Hah!" said his adversaries "bested again!"

He's a fucking card is our Ian

 

[Shadey]

So we're playing less? :S

There's been that many quotes I'm lost mate.

 

[gene hughes]

I have this image of Ayre negotiating on a grassy hillside, holding a knife to the blindfolded player's throat and shouting "inconceivable!" every few minutes during the negotiation.

 

[Shadey]

This is getting boring now

@LFCTS: Liverpool are closer to successfully securing the signature of Yevhen Konoplyanka - Sky Sports

 

[Mystic]

Maybe I'm tired, but my mind keeps wandering back to those blowjobs from Eastern Europeans.

 

[Oncy]

Wheres your money?
I call NO.

 

[Shadey]

Men or women

 

[Mystic]

https://vine.co/v/MzJmlaLzbZa

 

[Shadey]

Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz

 

[FoxForceFive]

Wheres your money?
I call NO.

YES. With fucking bells on.

His name is kono, Konoplyanka,
He is a winger, from the Ukraine...

 

[FoxForceFive]

Let's get this bitch going.

Kono's wife:

 

[Oncy]

Did I say I didnt want him here?
Ive changed my mind.

 

[localny]

So after hours haggling over a number, Ayre pulls an ace out of his pocket by changing the currency.

"Hah!" said his adversaries "bested again!"

I laughed so hard..

 

[localny]

Just 90 mins left in the window....it's a window of two sides..

 

[Shadey]

Any Ukrainian restaurants in the pool?? You may see her there!

 

[Dahuge]

Just 90 mins left in the window....it's a window of two sides..

31 minutes.

It SLAMS shut at 11pm UK

 

[FoxForceFive]

Any Ukrainian restaurants in the pool?? You may see her there!

I doubt there's any Ukrainian restaurants in the Ukraine, never mind in Liverpool.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

It's not happening

 

[white-sox]

Its on like Donkey kong!

 

[6TimesaRed]

31 minutes.

It SLAMS shut at 11pm UK

Paperwork has to be submitted to the fa.. but we still have 3 hours to get the deal done. . 2 hours usually but international deals get that extra hour