Konoplyanka (a tiny bit NSFW, sorry)

[Mystic]

Btw, if Konoplyanka does sign, let it be known that I've coined his nickname of Linnet.

 

[Mystic]

Loads of stuff coming out now that it's done.

I honestly think they're clinging on to that first report.

 

[Hansern]

lol

Well, me, Rurikbird and Modo I think. Loads was maybe over the top.
He'll be ace, hopefully.

 

[Shadey]

And what the heck is a 4,5 contract ?!?!?!?!?!

Four & a half year contract I guess

 

[Athens]

I just hope his name doesn't become rhyming slang, along the lines of "merchant banker".

This instantly pops into my head every time I see his name.

 

[Whirly]

And what the heck is a 4,5 contract ?!?!?!?!?!

4.5 year deal, so his contract ends in a summer window for us opposed to midseason.

 

[Red Bird]

And what the heck is a 4,5 contract ?!?!?!?!?!

Must not bite ...

 

[EmreChan]

This instantly pops into my head every time I see his name.

I keep reading it as Kono Plank.

 

[Judge Jules]

Well it will NOW

😀

 

[Gary25]

Jay ‏@Jay82_LFC 51s
Finally. Looks like its actually going to happen! #Konoplyanka #LFC

 

[willby]

Btw, if Konoplyanka does sign, let it be known that I've coined his nickname of Linnet.

Linnet? is that ten-nil backwards?😀

 

[Gary25]

Danny Spence @spencedanny
Announcement not expected until close of transfer window - Yevhen Konoplyanka is now a LFC player

 

[Hansern]

Interviews from outside Melwood and 10 year old kids holding up post it notes with Ian Ayre out on them.
Cringeworthy to say the least.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Danny Spence @spencedanny
Announcement not expected until close of transfer window - Yevhen Konoplyanka is now a LFC player

We're all pr friendly now, so signing a player last minute to appease sky does seem like something the club would do.

 

[Mystic]

Linnet? is that ten-nil backwards?😀

Haha, nah, his name in Russian translates to linnet in English haha.

 

[Gary25]

We're all pr friendly now, so signing a player last minute to appease sky does seem like something the club would do.

Aye it's all a set up with the Clubs and Sky. It's obvious.

Have to say i'm pretty excited though and i reckon it'll give the players a lift too.

 

[gene hughes]

Yea. I love it when someone new starts at work. Gives me a real boost.

 

[Athens]

Yea. I love it when someone new starts at work. Gives me a real boost.

It's great having to show them where everything is. Really brightens up a monday morning.

 

[Hansern]

Yea. I love it when someone new starts at work. Gives me a real boost.

Obviously if she's fit

 

[Buddha]

The Mirror saying this is off again!

 

[Delinquent]

Loads of stuff coming out now that it's done.

Really?! Well I'll be fucked! Cheers Gazza.

 

[Gary25]

The Mirror saying this is off again!

FFS.

Ian Ayre will get fucking slaughtered if this doesn't come off!

 

[Buddha]

James ‏@Zwerxn 34s Konopylanka medical completed according to Ben Smith!!

 

[Hansern]

@MrBoywunder: Ben Smith confirms Konoplyanka has undergone a medical in Ukraine.

 

[Mystic]

BBC say he's had a medical, that's encouraging.

 

[SummerOnions]

It'll happen late on. He's their star player and the owner will wanna look like he screwed us out of a deal

 

[dmishra]

If we sign him now, he's going to be shit. You just know it.

 

[Shadey]

@MirrorAnderson: A good source in Ukraine @FNN_Ukraine says Liverpool have agreed to pay nearly all of the £16m fee up front. That seems to have swung it.

 

[dee]

And what the heck is a 4,5 contract ?!?!?!?!?!

Europeans use , instead of . for numbers and vice versa

 

[Mystic]

@MirrorAnderson: A good source in Ukraine @FNN_Ukraine says Liverpool have agreed to pay nearly all of the £16m fee up front. That seems to have swung it.

That account is embarrassing, they've changed from he's signing to it's off about 5 times in the last two hours.