Kelleher not happy

[Woland]

The first thing I remember being taught when I moved from being a striker to defender was never pass across your own box. You might fuck it up and even if you don't their striker might be a bit quicker than your mate, so never do it. If in doubt, kick it out. My heart feels like it's gonna burst with all this knocking it about between the defence. I know Ali is good at it but I love Kevin just putting his laces through the ball when we're in trouble so much more.

Remember the Gerrard slip? Yeah it still hurts, but it never would have happened if that dickhead Sakho heeded that advice.

 

[Athens]

I like the way when we're under pressure he just twats it 80 yards. I love Ali, he's great, but I wish he did that a bit more often. All this fucking round passing it at the back gives me the fear.

I remember watching a match when my son was about 3, so it must have been Ming in goal. They done something like that and I shouted "what are you doing!?" at the TV and my son stopped dead in his tracks and asked "what did I do?". Poor we fucker. Although he fucking beat me in a 400 metre race earlier so he can go and fuck himself now.

 

[moron]

Damn - he is so cool, I honestly have forgotten about Ali now. Sorry but he ain't worth 30M - his price should be at least 40M. I don't want to lose him at all - he is so good. He is not the best No 2. in the league - because in reality he is not a No. 2.