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Re: Cole set to sign
[quote author=KHL link=topic=40876.msg1131930#msg1131930 date=1278446771]
Absolutely brilliant signing.
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What makes it brilliant? What makes him brilliant?
[quote author=KHL link=topic=40876.msg1131930#msg1131930 date=1278446771]
Absolutely brilliant signing.
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What makes it brilliant? What makes him brilliant?
Re: Cole set to sign
He's the kind of player that can unpick defences.
I.e the type that we need
He's the kind of player that can unpick defences.
I.e the type that we need
Re: Cole set to sign
Plus he's (deservedly) a big name player, which may help encourage others to stay/sign for us.
Plus he's (deservedly) a big name player, which may help encourage others to stay/sign for us.
Re: Cole set to sign
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=40876.msg1131974#msg1131974 date=1278451178]
Plus he's (deservedly) a big name player, which may help encourage others to stay/sign for us.
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Torres was going to leave, then we signed an injury prone castoff with no reputation outside England. Now we've nothing to worry about.
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=40876.msg1131974#msg1131974 date=1278451178]
Plus he's (deservedly) a big name player, which may help encourage others to stay/sign for us.
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Torres was going to leave, then we signed an injury prone castoff with no reputation outside England. Now we've nothing to worry about.
Re: Cole set to sign
Yeah but he scored a goal against Sweden once.
Yeah but he scored a goal against Sweden once.
Re: Cole set to sign
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=40876.msg1131979#msg1131979 date=1278451669]
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=40876.msg1131974#msg1131974 date=1278451178]
Plus he's (deservedly) a big name player, which may help encourage others to stay/sign for us.
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Torres was going to leave, then we signed an injury prone castoff with no reputation outside England. Now we've nothing to worry about.
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That's the spirit!
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=40876.msg1131979#msg1131979 date=1278451669]
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=40876.msg1131974#msg1131974 date=1278451178]
Plus he's (deservedly) a big name player, which may help encourage others to stay/sign for us.
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Torres was going to leave, then we signed an injury prone castoff with no reputation outside England. Now we've nothing to worry about.
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That's the spirit!
Re: Cole set to sign
Kudos SG67, you've made me laugh a couple of times throughout this thread. I hope this is for real. I had set myself up for the absolute worst this summer, and whilst it could still be bad for us, this is a very positive first move by Roy.
Kudos SG67, you've made me laugh a couple of times throughout this thread. I hope this is for real. I had set myself up for the absolute worst this summer, and whilst it could still be bad for us, this is a very positive first move by Roy.
Re: Cole set to sign
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=40876.msg1131834#msg1131834 date=1278439026]
I want to know how much we're paying him a week before I render a judgment.
Actually fuck it.
Here Chelsea, let's trade. We'll give you Yossi Benayoun, and take your cripple who scores less frequently in a similar position, thanks. B-b-b-b-but he's English.
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Farky, Cole is a much. much better player than Yossi. Even if he was injured, he'd cripple around the pitch being better. And I like Yossi. Or liked.
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=40876.msg1131834#msg1131834 date=1278439026]
I want to know how much we're paying him a week before I render a judgment.
Actually fuck it.
Here Chelsea, let's trade. We'll give you Yossi Benayoun, and take your cripple who scores less frequently in a similar position, thanks. B-b-b-b-but he's English.
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Farky, Cole is a much. much better player than Yossi. Even if he was injured, he'd cripple around the pitch being better. And I like Yossi. Or liked.
Re: Cole set to sign
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=40876.msg1132016#msg1132016 date=1278455611]
Farky, Cole is a much. much better player than Yossi. Even if he was injured, he'd cripple around the pitch being better. And I like Yossi. Or liked.
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I just don't see it, at all. It's not as if I haven't seen him play.
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=40876.msg1132016#msg1132016 date=1278455611]
Farky, Cole is a much. much better player than Yossi. Even if he was injured, he'd cripple around the pitch being better. And I like Yossi. Or liked.
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I just don't see it, at all. It's not as if I haven't seen him play.
Re: Cole set to sign
Given our financial predicament, anyone who wouldn't welcome this signing would have to be a little bit mad. He'd be a better option for the wide positions than anyone we've had in years. Plus he's free. We would have to spend all of our reported transfer budget to acquire a player of similar ability. And even that would likely be a foreigner with 'potential'. This fella is a seasoned premiership performer. We'd be daft not to be in for him.
Given our financial predicament, anyone who wouldn't welcome this signing would have to be a little bit mad. He'd be a better option for the wide positions than anyone we've had in years. Plus he's free. We would have to spend all of our reported transfer budget to acquire a player of similar ability. And even that would likely be a foreigner with 'potential'. This fella is a seasoned premiership performer. We'd be daft not to be in for him.
Re: Cole set to sign
Cole kicks Yossi and his skinny arse all around the pitch. Every day of the week*
*When he is fit
Cole kicks Yossi and his skinny arse all around the pitch. Every day of the week*
*When he is fit
Re: Cole set to sign
Gerrard and Aqua together in the middle looks like a disaster waiting to happen.
Gerrard and Aqua together in the middle looks like a disaster waiting to happen.
[quote author=singlerider link=topic=40868.msg1131824#msg1131824 date=1278438065]
[quote author=darkstarexodus link=topic=40868.msg1131611#msg1131611 date=1278385851]
It's remarkable how fast driving becomes completely natural.
Also, Titanic is aces. Last time I watched it was in Amsterdam, tripping on psychedelic truffles. I'm not sure I've ever been so emotionally invested in a movie.
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Try watching Yellow Submarine on three really strong blotters.
"EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . . . it's the Blue Meanies!! That glove thing is fucking terrifying!!"
*curls up in foetal position rocking furiously*
"Ahhhhhhhh . . . it's all okay, The Beatles are here and they're singing a song just for me!"
*rocks more serenely*
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2001: A Space Odyssey on a pretty colossal level of mushrooms produced a near-death experience during the final chapter for me. Brilliant experience if a little unnerving.
[quote author=darkstarexodus link=topic=40868.msg1131611#msg1131611 date=1278385851]
It's remarkable how fast driving becomes completely natural.
Also, Titanic is aces. Last time I watched it was in Amsterdam, tripping on psychedelic truffles. I'm not sure I've ever been so emotionally invested in a movie.
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Try watching Yellow Submarine on three really strong blotters.
"EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . . . it's the Blue Meanies!! That glove thing is fucking terrifying!!"
*curls up in foetal position rocking furiously*
"Ahhhhhhhh . . . it's all okay, The Beatles are here and they're singing a song just for me!"
*rocks more serenely*
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2001: A Space Odyssey on a pretty colossal level of mushrooms produced a near-death experience during the final chapter for me. Brilliant experience if a little unnerving.
Re: Cole set to sign
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=40876.msg1131958#msg1131958 date=1278449424]
*something about farming*
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You really aren't trying anymore, are you?
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=40876.msg1131958#msg1131958 date=1278449424]
*something about farming*
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You really aren't trying anymore, are you?
Re: Cole set to sign
Can't see anything about this in any of the papers. God, I hope it's not just another case of Liverpool supporters deluding themselves with unfounded rumours...
Can't see anything about this in any of the papers. God, I hope it's not just another case of Liverpool supporters deluding themselves with unfounded rumours...
Re: Cole set to sign
[quote author=ankreds link=topic=40876.msg1132046#msg1132046 date=1278464746]
Would be chuffed if Roy could pull this one off. Like somebody already said if we could pull in another top winger who knows...
Torres Jovanovic
Cole Gerrard Aqualini winger x
Figuerou Agger Carra Johnson
That would look very very good on paper 😀
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Not really. Looks a bit soft in the middle and slow at CB.
[quote author=ankreds link=topic=40876.msg1132046#msg1132046 date=1278464746]
Would be chuffed if Roy could pull this one off. Like somebody already said if we could pull in another top winger who knows...
Torres Jovanovic
Cole Gerrard Aqualini winger x
Figuerou Agger Carra Johnson
That would look very very good on paper 😀
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Not really. Looks a bit soft in the middle and slow at CB.
Re: Cole set to sign
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=40876.msg1132070#msg1132070 date=1278484336]
Can't see anything about this in any of the papers. God, I hope it's not just another case of Liverpool supporters deluding themselves with unfounded rumours...
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I hope not. A bit strange for City to report it though without there being a shred of truth in it.
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=40876.msg1132070#msg1132070 date=1278484336]
Can't see anything about this in any of the papers. God, I hope it's not just another case of Liverpool supporters deluding themselves with unfounded rumours...
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I hope not. A bit strange for City to report it though without there being a shred of truth in it.
Re: Cole set to sign
LOL...
Nothing anywhere I have read except here about a Cole Medical...
Sounds to me like just more rumors...
LOL...
Nothing anywhere I have read except here about a Cole Medical...
Sounds to me like just more rumors...
Re: Cole set to sign
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=40876.msg1132036#msg1132036 date=1278459226]
Cole kicks Yossi and his skinny arse all around the pitch. Every day of the week*
*When he is fit
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Interesting then, that Carlo Ancelotti doesn't share that view.
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=40876.msg1132036#msg1132036 date=1278459226]
Cole kicks Yossi and his skinny arse all around the pitch. Every day of the week*
*When he is fit
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Interesting then, that Carlo Ancelotti doesn't share that view.
Re: Cole set to sign
[quote author=The_Positive_One link=topic=40876.msg1132081#msg1132081 date=1278486398]
LOL...
Nothing anywhere I have read except here about a Cole Medical...
Sounds to me like just more rumors...
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The Positive One my arse.
[quote author=The_Positive_One link=topic=40876.msg1132081#msg1132081 date=1278486398]
LOL...
Nothing anywhere I have read except here about a Cole Medical...
Sounds to me like just more rumors...
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The Positive One my arse.
Re: Cole set to sign
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=40876.msg1132036#msg1132036 date=1278459226]
Cole kicks Yossi and his skinny arse all around the pitch. Every day of the week*
*When he is fit
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In the hole its Yossi by a mile, on the left its Cole by a mile.
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=40876.msg1132036#msg1132036 date=1278459226]
Cole kicks Yossi and his skinny arse all around the pitch. Every day of the week*
*When he is fit
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In the hole its Yossi by a mile, on the left its Cole by a mile.
Re: Cole set to sign
[quote author=KopKing link=topic=40876.msg1132084#msg1132084 date=1278487142]
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=40876.msg1132036#msg1132036 date=1278459226]
Cole kicks Yossi and his skinny arse all around the pitch. Every day of the week*
*When he is fit
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Interesting then, that Carlo Ancelotti doesn't share that view.
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That's an incredibly simplistic way of looking at it. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
[quote author=KopKing link=topic=40876.msg1132084#msg1132084 date=1278487142]
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=40876.msg1132036#msg1132036 date=1278459226]
Cole kicks Yossi and his skinny arse all around the pitch. Every day of the week*
*When he is fit
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Interesting then, that Carlo Ancelotti doesn't share that view.
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That's an incredibly simplistic way of looking at it. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
Re: Cole set to sign
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=40876.msg1132087#msg1132087 date=1278487391]
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=40876.msg1132036#msg1132036 date=1278459226]
Cole kicks Yossi and his skinny arse all around the pitch. Every day of the week*
*When he is fit
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In the hole its Yossi by a mile, on the left its Cole by a mile.
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In the whole it's Cole. On the left it is Cole. On the right it is Cole. It's Cole.
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=40876.msg1132087#msg1132087 date=1278487391]
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=40876.msg1132036#msg1132036 date=1278459226]
Cole kicks Yossi and his skinny arse all around the pitch. Every day of the week*
*When he is fit
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In the hole its Yossi by a mile, on the left its Cole by a mile.
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In the whole it's Cole. On the left it is Cole. On the right it is Cole. It's Cole.
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