Ings on numbers

[Ryan]

He's just a shorter Rickie Lambert really.

 

[Skullflower]

Totally happy to play here and there when we let him. Jesus.

 

[Ryan]

Totally happy to play here and there when we let him. Jesus.

I had some girl come in for an interview the other day for a marketing role who told me she didn't have a salary in mind "whatever you want to pay me is fine" and that "if there's stuff needs done around the office like tidying up I'm more than happy to jump into that too".

Kinda like this guy.

 

[doctor_mac]

I had some girl come in for an interview the other day for a marketing role who told me she didn't have a salary in mind "whatever you want to pay me is fine" and that "if there's stuff needs done around the office like tidying up I'm more than happy to jump into that too".

Kinda like this guy.

Did she get the job?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Did she get the job?

She's under his desk licking his balls clean as we speak. Obv.

 

[doctor_mac]

She's under his desk licking his balls clean as we speak. Obv.

My mind was so going there too.

*knucks*

 

[scousemouse]

She's under his desk licking his balls clean as we speak. Obv.

bet hes not even mentioned a bonus yet either *sigh*

 

[Ryan]

Did she get the job?

Pfft. She got an interview that lasted 13 minutes. She was lucky she got that.

 

[Mystic]

Pfft. She got an interview that lasted 13 minutes. She was lucky she got that.

13 minutes? That's pretty impressive mate, good form.

 

[singlerider]

13 minutes? That's pretty impressive mate, good form.

In the business world, OWO is frowned upon in case some of it dribbles on the suit

 

[Skullflower]

how many has he scored against all these under 21 defences so far?

 

[Skullflower]

England U21 0-2 Italy U21

Former Liverpool defender Mark Lawrenson
BBC Radio 5 live, in Olomouc

Getty Images
"Danny Ings will be really disappointed with his first touch this evening, because the ball just keeps coming off him."

 

[mark1975]

He's scored as many as super Harry Kane.​

 

[Skullflower]

He's scored as many as super Harry Kane.​

kane's apparently looked good though.

 

[mark1975]

kane's apparently looked good though.

Oh right, so scoring against these u21 defenders isn't that important?

Ings changed the game in the last match when he came on, "apparently".

 

[Skullflower]

Oh right, so scoring against these u21 defenders isn't that important?

Ings changed the game in the last match when he came on, "apparently".

ings is wank, mark

 

[mark1975]

Apparently.

 

[Hansern]

Ings is wank. Hahaha. We love to support new young players.

 

[Fabio]

I think Kane is wank myself like

 

[Ryan]

ings is wank, mark

That just made me lol everywhere.

Exemplary delivery.