There's a ritual that Ajax's academy famously follow with each new bunch of kids. They take them to a residential house, and ask them, 'How would you get in?' When they say 'Through the front door,' they're asked, 'What if the front door's locked?' And so it goes on. How they don't become burglars I don't know, but it's the first day of education at Ajax for players trained, over years and years, to think about how to deal with all kinds of obstacles. It makes them problem solvers. And yet still there are games, against appalling Allardyce-like teams, when they do as badly as we did on Sunday. Because it's incredibly difficult.
During the close season of 2019, Klopp and Pep decided that coaching on how to break down this kind of team needed to be a priority. Video clips from all kinds of games in a variety of countries were thus specially chosen to illustrate key issues, Pep organised a range of what he and the coaching team felt were the best tactical options, and training sessions - individual and team-based - began, and those models are still being adapted and used for sessions every now and again throughout the year.
Believe it or not, Moron, this work has been and remains vastly more wide-ranging, well-informed and incisive than anything you've so far piped up with. And still Sunday happened. So go on dreaming there's a special key to unlock that Ajax house. There isn't.