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Holloway: I'd love to see Liverpool win the title
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I reckon they should do away with the term British, it's much too confusing and antagonising for some. What's wrong with being English, Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish?
There isn't just one Northern Ireland accent. West and North Belfast accent is woeful though. I'm sure Athens doesn't sound like that.
Because you'd be unable to refer to people of the UK
I'm honestly not sure if you're serious.
Who gives a fuck lads? Really?
I think all the Celtic nations have accents that whisper of raw beets and the rape of livestock.
Is it 'rape' with livestock though?
As an Englishman I'm a stranger to the difference.
Massive grey area for me. Especially with Donkeys.
That's because donkeys are the bestest kissers. Especially British donkeys, from County Londonderry.
For some reason this subject really bothers me, it shouldn't though, you're right.
I think it was you that recommended it mate. It actually was lovely. I was really loving it until this little terrier bounded up barking and nipping at my ankles. The little shit was having a right old go at me. I shouted out to the owner who was about 50m away to get him off otherwise I was going to drop kick him into the Atlantic. She just yelled back "Oh don't mind him - He just thinks it's his beach!" 😀
Have you had that independently verified?
How can a donkey from Northern Ireland be British.
Surely he has to decide whether he is British
Or are we just going to universally presume he is British unless he declares otherwise?
He? You think I'd fuck a male donkey you sick bastard?
Had I been in receipt of that reply the little mutt would have tasted my toe-end shortly before doing a Triple Salchow into the sea.
Might have kicked the dog as well.
In hindsight I really wish I had done that. Just to see the look on the silly cows face as her dog sailed through the air into the surf would have been priceless!
When he talks, women simply disappear. Magic.
I organised that. I had actually requested local terrorist jack 'mad dog' Russell to chase you down the beach but it was a bad line when i rang.
Now i know why it only cost a fiver.
I think he's British until we give him an under 21 cap
I have a mate with the nickname Scarecrow Stan for this reason
As long as their bodies aren't found a crime hasn't been committed.
If i had more time i'd post a comprehensive list. For starters though............The rest of the world hates you.
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